Worst Shows On BabyFirstN64Dude Attention all parents of babies: Please do not show BabyFirst to your child. Thank you
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What offends me more is that the they're getting paid for something that looks like it done by someone who doesn't have quite have their act together. For instance : the intro does not know what it want's to be, background artwork by a 10 year old on top of early CGI model when in fact the show is live-action. You know a show is bad when it don't have a concrete style in place. Tec design is the bare-minimum on a shoestring budget but what's with the gaping mouth? it's not cute at all, the character looks it needs surgery on his jaw! I feel bad for most of the actors involved, some of them act unnatural and off-putting and why can't they read there own lines? instead we have an annoying person saying there lines for them, quoting every little thing there doing despite we can see what going on. When you have visual cues of what's being done voice overs are unnecessary.
I could go on and on about other issues with this "show " whats said above stands out to me is: it was done by ...more
Seems twenty years past it's expiration date, talking vehicles make no sense, talking vehicles talking with humans make even less sense, and how the heck can an armless tractor grab a damn air filter from the shed?!?!?!
Rip-off of Thomas the Train and EXTREMELY boring. - N64Dude
I hate baby first T.V. I also hate nick jr but at least it good shows well only blues clues and paw patrolV 31 Comments
They are so unbelievably stupid that I wonder if they are trying to be dumb. Especially TOOT. Who names a rat toot anyway?
Extremely creepy and LONG. - N64Dude
Don't shoot me for saying this, but I think this one is actually tolerable. - AwesomenessManiac
Pretty sure these creepy mice will be greeting us at the gates to hellV 9 Comments
This show is literal CRAP! It is like sitting down and eating a CRAP sandwich was your eyes. The creepy spider lady looks like she's on drugs and I swear she eats the children! She's too creepy I actually had a nightmare about clawing her face. And what's with the horrible drawings of the rag droll children are they ghost of all the children she ate on the show? What's with the creepy child with that crappy green spiky hat that looks like it belongs in the dump funeral. THIS SHOW IS TOTAL JUNK THAT SHOULD BE THROWN IN A GARBAGE BAG THAT'S THROWN INTO FIRE AND PUNCHED IN WITH TITANIUM GIANT FIST WITH HARD THORN-SHARP SPIKES ON THE FINGERS CRUSHING THIS VERY PIECE OF THIS GARBAGE! So to summarize don't watch this or you'll fail life and crush our very dreams in a black hole of misery and depression!
Hmm..where do I even start?! It's lead by this really creepy woman who makes the freakiest facial expressions and has the scariest voice... When she talks, it literally sounds like "bleh! " She sounds like a witch doctor who's doing some type of satanic ritual in order to raise the dead... Also, she looks and moves like a big, tall money-snake! She is so tall and skinny and she slithers and pounds her fists! To top it all off, the babies on the show look totally uninterested and/or scared! They're just forced to sit there pretty much. I saw that one even tried to escape. I could see the look of horror on the childrens' faces, especially when the scary lady got close to them! Those poor little things probably have nightmares every night now and are probably scarred for life!
I just laughed so hard that I cried while reading the first person's comment about Zumbini Time. I couldn't have said it better myself. It's the worst show that I have EVER seen. I agree, it's pretty creepy. I'm so sick of that show that I'm thinking about not watching BabyFirst anymore cause they play it so much. UGH... My baby loves this channel too.
Horrible skinny woman, her facial expressions are so awful it would scare a witch. There must not be much of a budget to pay someone better looking to do the show!V 24 Comments
Spending their free time visiting a crappy instrument. It takes them about 2 hours (5 minutes in human time) because stuff are blocking their way. The always go ABOVE it. I have always wondered why they just can't go AROUND. - N64Dude
Notekins are a great musical program. My daughter loves the music and all the different characters. If you pay attention each character represents a different sound that way children learn about music. These are programs for babies not for ignorant adults to comment.
This show is stupid, how can they talk to instruments?! Instruments can't talk! If those talking instruments were real, I would burn them in a fire or break them with my hand (If it breaks easily) or my hammer! - PBSDoink2002
The notekins are amazing. I love this show. Slow music works! Then when that once moves, it looks like he’s lifting his leg to fart loudly...damn awesomeV 16 Comments
Harry the bunny relates to children since he acts as a child. That's why kids love him. These shows are for children not some bored adults. Go watch something else if you hate this show so much.
This show is so stupid. My baby brother loves it. All harry does is laugh at inappropriate times and when he draws, it looks worse than a 3 year olds. And one time, he drew a strawberry, It was a circle with 2 dots. Don't let your kids watch this!
He is so dumb that he does not know what 1+1 is? It is 2! You are very stupid Harry the bunny
Best Show On Babyfirst T.V. Ever!V 22 Comments
I hate that show! Do they get money every time they say some variation of the word shushybye? If you make a drinking game every time they say it I promise you will be drunk before they five minutes its up... Lol. I realize it's a kid show but its stupid
The old man/ train conductor... Is there actually to take your children to Dreamland or to the world beyond he looks like a corse raised from the dead. How the heck does this help children to go to sleep? And the horrid costumes they the singers have made me want to hurl at at the T.V then smash it with a steel bat with producing spikes to smash it to rubble then sell it's scraps. The train conductor sings to you to put you to sleep, but rather than putting you to sleep they mentally kill you on the insides of your soul crushing your heart, mind.
The characters are people wearing costumes at Disney World. THEIR LIPS DO NOT MOVE! - N64Dude
Rip snoop dogg died by singing in shushybyeV 12 Comments
Every time Sammy or Eve gets close to the acorn, and one of them clap when one of them is close to the acorn! It's annoying! One of them should tell the other one that they are close to the acorn out loud with their mouths! - PBSDoink2002
They can come with better places to hide the acorn. - N64Dude
I was actually joking they stink baby first sucks!
Meh. It's ok, but, are the squirrels blind or something? They put the acorn in plain view, and they can't even find it without the help of the other squirrel! Not the best but not the worst. - AwesomenessManiacV 5 Comments
Tillie looks around in crazy places before it finally hits her someones knocking at the door. Then she tries guessing who instead of OPENING THE STUPID DOOR. No one takes that long in real life, stupid role model repetitive show don't LET YOUR KIDS WATCH
Every thing about this dog crap show is super awful. Tillie's voice is awful and she has the ugly disease just like the animals who are at the door. It scares the baby when the animal comes in. It is like Purge so, don't let your kids watch! If you let your kids watch, you SUCK.
Tillie is uber-stupid. How does she live on her own but have no clue what a door knock sounds like. Clearly needs some assisted living or euthanasia.
This is a cute show. Tillie is silly.V 16 Comments
Same as Harry the Bunny. Completely boring and pointless. - N64Dude
My daughter now loves playing peekaboo because of this program. This is a fun character.
Just somebody dressed up as a thing hiding places. Useless - Officialpen
I hate this show! It scared the crap out of me when I was younger! BabyFirst T.V., what were you thinking?! The character with the blue costume gave me nightmares! I hope this show gets cancelled soon! - PBSDoink2002V 2 Comments
Every time he touches some thing it moves then he gets scared of it
Not a bad show. My son loved it.
Larry is kinda stupid, but tolerable. - AwesomenessManiac
What a catchy theme song. I had this song playing over in my head for a week. This is a great T.V. program. My kids have learned a lot when we all watch and learn.V 10 Comments
It's the worst Baby show since Everyone hates Oogieloves.
This one sucks. The theme song is so utterly boring I found myself sleeping in the first 10 seconds of the gosh dang episode! - AwesomenessManiac
Five nights at freddy's kids version - BabyFirstTV
What? She can fly? - N64Dude
Bonnie bear looks like Freddy Fazbear. - PBSDoink2002V 6 Comments
This show is disturbing. The "Rainbow" Horse, floats along and farts on everything with magical sparkles of poo and suddenly colors appear. My daughter goes around farting and crapping on things now expecting them to change colors. Once I found her painting the walls with her crap, she's 5 years! Thanks Rainblow horse, for undoing months of potty training! This show deserves to be thrown into a dumpster of failure and misery of imagination and creativity. I would want to canceled this show than laugh at the Rainblow Horse's pathetic face, then tell her how she was a total failure in life from the start.
All she does is wave her butt at pictures and then it magically becomes colored.
I can't handle that glock-violin section thing. And the female narrator! Ugh.
She waves her butt on pictures to colour them, it's so gross. - PBSDoink2002V 6 Comments
They are very rude and are not teaching kids respect or anything proper. I feel this show goes against what baby first stands for and have watched a whole lot less baby first since they added them.
I totally agree I see no purpose for the "Dance Time boys" they can definitely do better than this and maybe find boys or girls who can actually dance' I guess nobody went to auditions?
Stupid and whiney! Teaches children to act inappropriately just because they are bored.
That brown guys singing wanted to be a rapper ;[V 7 Comments
I would like it more if I was trippin on mushrooms
I like this one. The animation is great! - AwesomenessManiac
Butthole to baby first
How dare you AwesomenessManiac! you suck AwesomenessManiac!V 5 Comments
Her songs are annoying. - PBSDoink2002
This lady is so creepy. She is way worse than the Zumbini lady.
It's ok but kind of stupid. - AwesomenessManiac
I like color crew. My kids love it. So I'm happy with this show.
This is a neat show. Who doesn't love coloring. We love watching this together and singing the fun songs.
All they do is just see whist he color of the day then they color.
This is ok. - AwesomenessManiacV 8 Comments
Stupid nuts! It is inappropriate! Dumbest show in the world!
The show is super slow and boring; it doesn't hold my kid's attention like most other shows do.
Oh, so you're talking about Matthew again! Who cares about Matthew?! - FinnsWorld
Haven't seen it - AwesomenessManiacV 8 Comments
Lil' Piggy Vinnie is a vandal and wrecks art and his show is definitely not art, but rather pure, strained Crap! And what's with his hideous face? Was his parents half piglet? His nose is DISTURBING making my want to hurl at his disgusting features then kick his face laughing at him then kicking him some more and crash his worthless paintings through his throat then throw them to burn in a bottomless pit of raging fire and anger then throw Vinnie in there along with his horrid name! Know what? It's illegal to paint over museum paintings with your terrible art talent! The same as throwing them away then kicking them to burn in that bottomless pit I mentioned. So yeah Lil' Vinnie sucks and he's died now so it's banned and that's good!
Why would Little Vinnie draw on pictures in the museum?! That teaches kids to draw on walls, or on family pictures, painting on museum pictures is completely illegal, I hope Li'l Vinnie goes to jail for that! - PBSDoink2002
Who just said Great T.V. Show to Lil' Vinnie's Art? First of all, it is illegal to draw over handsome, sexy, and important drawings. You can go to jail for that. Second of all, You can probably go to jail for doing that. SO WHO EVER WROTE THAT HORRIBLE MESSAGE ABOUT BEING NICE TO BABYFIRST, SHUT UP!
He can't talk, yet he does graffiti all over expensive museum paintings! He should be charged for vandalism!V 4 Comments
Everything about this show is just awful. All of the voices sound hideous (especially that pink thing). Their loud, shrill voices would either wake a baby up out of their sound sleep or give the baby unbearable nightmares! Also, that pink puppet acts really annoying to the other characters and makes irritating noises (like when it kept zipping a zipper up and down). It's tone makes my ears feel like bleeding and it's really ugly!
The ugly disturbing pink no nosed alien rabbit is very ugly and SUCKS because his friends are dumb and him so die in HELL WITH THE DEVIL AND GET GROUNDED FOREVER AND WARNING! DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS WATCH THIS!
THE UGLY DISTURBING PINK NO NOSED ALIEN RABBIT IS UGLY AND VIOLENT AND HE IS A PIECE OF CRAP JUST LIKE THE PEWDIEPIE HATERS MALCOM1466
AND DILLON THE HACKER!
The girl's eyes are so creepy!
That pink bunny looks so ugly. It has no nose and it looks like an alien! - PBSDoink2002V 3 Comments
This baby show will be a MEME
This show is so retarded and it has no meaning to it! It's about a baby just laughing at everything for no reason! There is no purpose watching it! His laugh drives me insane! What happened to childhood shows!?!? Shows I watched as a kid were a lot better! It's sad seeing kids these days watch newer shows like paw patrol, pj masks, baby first, doc mc stuffins, blaze, and other new dumb shows, or just watch random suprise egg videos or videos of unboxing a lot of toys and other stuff toddlers watch on YouTube.
My granddaughter loves GooGoo and now they have brought GaaGaa out. She loves both of them it’s perfect for her age.
Here are 3 penguins, 1 2 3. And they all fell down 1 2 3. And they all got up 1 2 3. So boring and repetitive - N64Dude
Here are 4 lions, looking like the are ready to eat the viewer! - FinnsWorld
12, 123 repeating in my head during class is very unsettling - BabyFirstTV
Repetitive and annoying, but meh. - AwesomenessManiacV 1 Comment
This isn't very good, but not very bad either. Haven't watched this one that much. - AwesomenessManiac
Haven't gotten the time to watch this particular show, but obviously, like every other show on this channel, it is terrible. - BabyFirstTV
What? BabyFirst, you hate it? It's your show! You love it! Why do you hate it?
Bloops name is so disturbing.V 3 Comments
Why in the hell is this the worst show?! I love this show, so whoever add it must hate imagination... - MeeMeeCandy777
This show isn't bad. I think this show is neutral. - PBSDoink2002
All Joey does is take out a toy then plays it the wrong way and finally shows it to his mom who is very ugly as the ugly pink alien from Juno Baby who is 1,000,000 x retarded than Tillie and also has autism because of him catching the ugly disease. WHAT A STUPID KANGAROO!
Haven't seen it - AwesomenessManiac
Joey is a butt and he also is naked. WAA.
Just a mole finding stupid butt stuff underground - Officialpen
This is probably my favorite one on the channel. Sure, the mouth movement doesn't really sync with the words, and in the theme he sounds like a girl, but, I don't know, I just really like this one. - AwesomenessManiac
Petey, the androgynous paintbrush. Petey is your secret drag queen uncle.
creepy - CoolKidsClub
Freddy is named after Freddy Fazbear! He has a hat and a bow tie just like him! - PBSDoink2002
Not in babyfirst! - CoolKidsClub
This show sucks, it's about a stupid dinosaur that is curious about things. What does it teach little kids?! Babyfirst T.V., what were you thinking?! You should be ashamed for yourself for making this piece of crap! - PBSDoink2002
This show sucks. They just do dumb pictures - PBSDoink2002
A 3 year old boy who owns a talking iPhone ripoff and is addicted to using a fake Siri to Google search for random stuff. It teaches kids to rely on the internet for EVERYTHING.
It's just like watching home videos of yourself as babies and toddlers with other daycare kids or your cousins
The turtle is a rip off Franklin
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