Top Ten Worst Sights to See First Thing In the Morning

The Top Ten

A plastic Bag Over Your Face

Guess what, you need to breath because ziplock bags are strangling you

Your Boss

Lots of really awkward questions would have to be asked that you really don't need answers to. - Britgirl

I'm outta this buisness tower because It's my bed time, good night guys, I'm just too lazy because I'm no.3 in the list, bye guys-ding dong-wait who's their, great I'm fired

Last Night's Takeaway on Your Pillow

Don't worry about it P.W: it gave me a laugh. I adore curries but not enough to sleep with. - Britgirl

Do NOT wanna see that when I wake up laugh out loud

I hate the autocorrect on this website. How odd do I sound if I thought "Chillies...M..."?!?! It's obviously not that! - PositronWildhawk

Imagine waking up, having rolled your face in a vindaloo, thinking woozily "Chillies...M..." And then "Oh Crap! " - PositronWildhawk

Your House Gone

Congrats, you have moved out in the open in 6:00 am, time for breakfest, wait how I'm stranded

Beep... Beep... Beep! Wake up Call! Beep... Beep! This would
Be scary! - funnyuser

People in a Bus Queue

Waking up in a bus shelter wouldn't be ideal. - Britgirl

Morning TV

Oh Crap I Forgot to turn the T.V. Off again! - Curti2594

Great, I'm grounded for T.V. because it ran outa power

Some Strangers Bedroom

I should imagine it's pretty horrific - especially if they sent you packing without a full English (breakfast I mean) CHEEKY! - Britgirl

Thanks for inviting me, I was asleep

Your Mirror

Mirrors never look good first thing in the morning - Britgirl

I'd be heavily disturbed if I woke up and saw myself. It makes a chill crawl up my spine just thinking about it. - StalkingHeads

Someones Butt In Your Face

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh!

Especially if it was Miley Cyrus twerking in yo' face. - ethanmeinster

Justin Beiber Singing In your Bedroom

Ugh, these jokes are old

Laugh out loud this made me lafgh a lot


The Contenders

A Car Through Your Window

Well that be a wake up call - Curti2594

In case any of you live in a ground floor flat - Britgirl

Women Inmates

Seeing a bunch of women prisoners would be extremely scary. - Britgirl

Are they aggresive, because it'll be girls vs boy then

Your Clock Reminding You That You Are Late. . . Again!

Yup even more so if you forgot to change your clock an hour forward or back! - Curti2594

This happens to me sometimes on school days. - Minecraftcrazy530

If your in 5th grade then it's total boss

Nicki Minaj

Satan kidnapped me to hell!, your on earth, how will that happen

We would see him the evil one

A Bear

Don't hug me[bear hug of death]

Your Crush

This is actually great, unless she slaps you. - ethanmeinster

Sry I was dreaming of being a pirate, was my foot in your face😖

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Drool On Your Pillow

This is amusing at first but after you feel the whole pillow you feel embarrassed even though you obviously had a greta sleep! - Curti2594

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