Top Ten Worst Sights to See First Thing In the Morning


The Top Ten

1 A plastic Bag Over Your Face

Guess what, you need to breath because ziplock bags are strangling you

2 Your Boss

Lots of really awkward questions would have to be asked that you really don't need answers to. - Britgirl

I'm outta this buisness tower because It's my bed time, good night guys, I'm just too lazy because I'm no.3 in the list, bye guys-ding dong-wait who's their, great I'm fired

3 Last Night's Takeaway on Your Pillow

Don't worry about it P.W: it gave me a laugh. I adore curries but not enough to sleep with. - Britgirl

I hate the autocorrect on this website. How odd do I sound if I thought "Chillies...M..."?!?! It's obviously not that! - PositronWildhawk

Imagine waking up, having rolled your face in a vindaloo, thinking woozily "Chillies...M..." And then "Oh Crap! " - PositronWildhawk

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4 Your House Gone

Congrats, you have moved out in the open in 6:00 am, time for breakfest, wait how I'm stranded

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5 People in a Bus Queue

Waking up in a bus shelter wouldn't be ideal. - Britgirl

6 Morning TV

Oh Crap I Forgot to turn the T.V. Off again! - Curti2594

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7 Some Strangers Bedroom

I should imagine it's pretty horrific - especially if they sent you packing without a full English (breakfast I mean) CHEEKY! - Britgirl

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8 Your Mirror

I'd be heavily disturbed if I woke up and saw myself. It makes a chill crawl up my spine just thinking about it. - StalkingHeads

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9 Someones Butt In Your Face

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh!

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10 Justin Beiber Singing In your Bedroom

Ugh, these jokes are old

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The Contenders

11 A Car Through Your Window

Well that be a wake up call - Curti2594

In case any of you live in a ground floor flat - Britgirl

12 Women Inmates

Seeing a bunch of women prisoners would be extremely scary. - Britgirl

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13 Your Clock Reminding You That You Are Late. . . Again!

Yup even more so if you forgot to change your clock an hour forward or back! - Curti2594

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14 Nicki Minaj
15 Satan

Satan kidnapped me to hell!, your on earth, how will that happen

We would see him the evil one

16 A Bear
17 Your Crush

This is actually great, unless she slaps you. - ethanmeinster

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18 North Korea North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. more.
19 Jason
20 Drool On Your Pillow

This is amusing at first but after you feel the whole pillow you feel embarrassed even though you obviously had a greta sleep! - Curti2594

21 (Guy) Seeing Your Little Friend Standing Tall
22 Porky Minch
23 Bubsy 3d
24 Yourself
25 Fire Everywhere
26 A pervert sleeping with you
27 Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother is a reality game show franchise created by John de Mol, originally broadcast in the Netherlands and subsequently syndicated internationally.
28 Angel of Death

My favorit Slayer song

29 A Friend's Sister

With that makeup off, just for a split second... well, the unholy scream that eminated from me was truly blood curdling. - Ned964

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