Top Ten Worst Sights to See First Thing In the Morning
Guess what, you need to breath because ziplock bags are strangling you
Congrats, you have moved out in the open in 6:00 am, time for breakfest, wait how I'm stranded
Ugh, these jokes are old
I should imagine it's pretty horrific - especially if they sent you packing without a full English (breakfast I mean) CHEEKY!
Thanks for inviting me, I was asleep
Satan kidnapped me to hell!, your on earth, how will that happen
We would see him the evil one
I'm outta this buisness tower because It's my bed time, good night guys, I'm just too lazy because I'm no.3 in the list, bye guys-ding dong-wait who's their, great I'm fired
Lots of really awkward questions would have to be asked that you really don't need answers to.
Laugh out loud! This made me laugh!
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the Juche leader Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. ...read more.Yup even more so if you forgot to change your clock an hour forward or back!
This happens to me sometimes on school days.
If your in 5th grade then it's total boss
Don't worry about it P.W: it gave me a laugh. I adore curries but not enough to sleep with.
I hate the autocorrect on this website. How odd do I sound if I thought "Chillies...M..."?!?! It's obviously not that!
Imagine waking up, having rolled your face in a vindaloo, thinking woozily "Chillies...M..." And then "Oh Crap! "
Do NOT wanna see that when I wake up laugh out loud
In case any of you live in a ground floor flat
Well that be a wake up call
Waking up in a bus shelter wouldn't be ideal.
Oh Crap I Forgot to turn the T.V. Off again!
I'd be heavily disturbed if I woke up and saw myself. It makes a chill crawl up my spine just thinking about it.
Mirrors never look good first thing in the morning
Don't hug me[bear hug of death]
This is actually great, unless she slaps you.
Dame Angela Brigid Lansbury was an Irish-British and American actress and singer whose career spanned 8 decades.
Seeing a bunch of women prisoners would be extremely scary.
This is amusing at first but after you feel the whole pillow you feel embarrassed even though you obviously had a greta sleep!
