1 About to eat some good food, like dog poop (YUMMY YUM) - Stinko Foot by Submarine Man
2 These n****s thinking they the s*** and they ain't even farted yet - Last Call by J. Cole
3 Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it - U.O.E.N.O. by Rocko ft. Future and Rick Ross
4 I walked up to a big butt, and asked her a*s 'butt what?' - Lil Wayne - Good Time
5 I love a nasty girl who swallow what's on the menu - Aston Martin Music by Rick Ross
6 I'm the S*** I'm fartin', I don't know how to potty - Drowning by Kodak Black
This song is actually by A Boogie Wit da Hoodie (Kodak is the featured artist). But yeah this line is horrendous in every right.
7 You wanna know how I know I'm the s**t? Cause I keep clogging up the toilet - Disgusting by J. Cole
8 She got a big booty so I call her big booty - Birthday Song by 2 Chainz
This lyric is genius.
Miracle lyricist
Best lyric ever.
9 I don't want to see a ghost / it's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / watch the evening news - Life by Des’ree
Written by a child?
10 I doodoo, I poopoo, I doodoo, I s**t on 'em - S**t On 'Em - Gorilla Zoe
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11 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
If England is your city, then Egypt is my island and Cairo is my house.
London is my country in the christmas edition of this crap.
Funny thing is, England is a city in Arkansas.
... and Hillary is my president... LOL
12 P***y n***as don't want no smoke - CHOCOLATÉ by 6IX9INE
13 They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga
This should be number #1. Pedophilia is disgusting, and this line is inspired by something that happened in real life.
It's a line that justifies pedophilia. Need I say more?
Is this like child molesting, but worse?
14 I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap
This is kinda offensive.
15 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
16 F***in' my teacher, call it tutoring - Gucci Gang by Lil Pump
17 I'ma pop my s*** like bubblegum - DDLG by ppcocaine
18 Take my thong off and my ass go boom! - Work It by Missy Elliott
This sounds like Missy Elliott was in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea when these lyrics came up
19 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know
20 New Kids On the Block Had a Bunch of Hits / Chinese Food Makes Me Sick - Summer Girls by Lfo
21 Boy I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. - Megaman by Lil Wanye
Clearly, Lil Wayne has never had a period.
22 Is it weird that your ass / remind me of a Kanye West song? / Is it weird that I hear / trumpets when you're turning me on? / Is it weird that your bra / remind me of a Katy Perry song? - Trumpets by Jason Derulo
That was just disgusting as hell.
23 My new bitch yellow She blow that d**k like a cello - Peek A Boo by Lil Yachty
24 Never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad - I'm Only Human by Rick Ross
25 Let's green eggs and ham it! - We Genie by Shaquille O'Neal
Actually, the line comes from "Mr Material" by Shaquille O'Neal. It's still a terrible line though.
What are green eggs