Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Some song lyrics are so bad, you wonder how anyone could have approved of these lyrics being added to songs.

The Top Ten

1 I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap V 2 Comments
2 I don't want to see a ghost / it's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / watch the evening news - Life by Des’ree

Very serious lyrics... not - Lucretia

3 She got a big booty so I call her big booty - Birthday Song by 2 Chainz

This lyric is genius. - ProPanda

Best lyric ever. - 51im_Ro55_2002

4 Take my thong off and my ass go boom! - Work It by Missy Elliott

Clearly Missy Elliot had a Freud slipup at the writing department. - Swellow

5 Boy I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. - Megaman by Lil Wanye

Clearly, Lil Wayne has never had a period. - keycha1n

6 They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga

This should be number #1. Pedophilia is disgusting, and this line is inspired by something that happened in real life.

It's a line that justifies pedophilia. Need I say more?

How do you like these lyrics, only if your a pedophile you might like them. - Lucretia

7 Is it weird that your ass / remind me of a Kanye West song? / Is it weird that I hear / trumpets when you're turning me on? / Is it weird that your bra / remind me of a Katy Perry song? - Trumpets by Jason Derulo

1.) it is kinda weird, but whatever gets you going.
2.) rhyming song with song? Really? - keycha1n

Very weird. - Lucretia

8 Let's green eggs and ham it! - We Genie by Shaquille O'Neal

Actually, the line comes from "Mr Material" by Shaquille O'Neal. It's still a terrible line though.

9 New Kids On the Block Had a Bunch of Hits / Chinese Food Makes Me Sick - Summer Girls by Lfo

I'm pretty sure this song was made entirely by a random lyric generator. Can't think of any other explanation. - Zach808

How does this relate to summer girls? - Lucretia

10 You look so perfect standing there / in my American Apparel underwear - She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds of Summer

What do your underwear have to do to get in ti this song? - Lucretia

The Newcomers

? You're the night, You're the light, You're the color of my blood - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding

The Contenders

11 Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money. Respect. - Katy Perry - This is How We Do

Does she want them to be drunk so they enjoy your music? - Lucretia

12 Sexuality! Your laws do not apply to me! A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden... - Sexuality by Billy Bragg
13 I'm so three thousand and eight / You so two thousand and late - Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas

What is this math technique? - Lucretia

14 Brainpower! Brainpower! - Freezepop - Brainpower
15 F***ing Magnets, How Do They Work? - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

If you knew, you wouldn't have asked of course. Anyways just attract a north and south pole and put them over some metal shavings - Lucretia

16 And I met a girl / she asked me my name / I told her what it was - Somewhere Else by Razorlight

Obvious. What else woud you tell her, your a attack helicopter? - Lucretia

17 I love your pants around your feet… You're like my favourite damn disease. - Figure You Out by Nickelback

Average hard rock lyrics with decent instruemntal... but who the heck likes disease - Lucretia

18 I can smell your scent for miles. Just like animals. Animals. Like animals - mals - Animals by Maroon 5

Very distinctive perfume she uses. - Lucretia

19 When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna. Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna - Come on a Cone by Nicki Minaj

I think Anna moved as you said that. - Lucretia

NEVER. - 51im_Ro55_2002

20 Then we rolled on into Canton / scared the hell out of Marilyn Manson / and the party started happenin' hey hey hey - Comin' to Your City by Big & Rich
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