1 About to eat some good food, like dog poop (YUMMY YUM) - Stinko Foot by Submarine Man
2 These n****s thinking they the s*** and they ain't even farted yet - Last Call by J. Cole
3 Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it - U.O.E.N.O. by Rocko ft. Future and Rick Ross
4 I walked up to a big butt, and asked her a*s 'butt what?' - Lil Wayne - Good Time
5 I love a nasty girl who swallow what's on the menu - Aston Martin Music by Rick Ross
6 You wanna know how I know I'm the s**t? Cause I keep clogging up the toilet - Disgusting by J. Cole
7 I don't want to see a ghost / it's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / watch the evening news - Life by Des’ree
Written by a child?
8 I doodoo, I poopoo, I doodoo, I s**t on 'em - S**t On 'Em - Gorilla Zoe
9 She got a big booty so I call her big booty - Birthday Song by 2 Chainz
This lyric is genius. - ProPanda
Best lyric ever. - 51im_Ro55_2002
10 They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga
This should be number #1. Pedophilia is disgusting, and this line is inspired by something that happened in real life.
It's a line that justifies pedophilia. Need I say more?
Is this like child molesting, but worse? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
This is horrible, Tyga. We all know what this is, and if it’s a crime, we can give your song to the police.
11 I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap
This is kinda offensive.
Not even this could ruin RIAD for me... - ProPanda
12 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
13 Take my thong off and my ass go boom! - Work It by Missy Elliott
This sounds like Missy Elliott was in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea when these lyrics came up
Clearly Missy Elliot had a Freud slipup at the writing department. - Swellow
14 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
If England is your city, then Egypt is my island and Cairo is my house.
London is my country in the christmas edition of this crap.
Funny thing is, England is a city in Arkansas.
United States is my state.
15 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know
16 Boy I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. - Megaman by Lil Wanye
Clearly, Lil Wayne has never had a period. - keycha1n
17 New Kids On the Block Had a Bunch of Hits / Chinese Food Makes Me Sick - Summer Girls by Lfo
BEST LYRICS EVER
18 Is it weird that your ass / remind me of a Kanye West song? / Is it weird that I hear / trumpets when you're turning me on? / Is it weird that your bra / remind me of a Katy Perry song? - Trumpets by Jason Derulo
That was just disgusting as hell. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
1.) it is kinda weird, but whatever gets you going.
2.) rhyming song with song? Really? - keycha1n
19 My new bitch yellow She blow that d**k like a cello - Peek A Boo by Lil Yachty
You can't blow a cello.
20 Never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad - I'm Only Human by Rick Ross
21 Let's green eggs and ham it! - We Genie by Shaquille O'Neal
What are green eggs
Actually, the line comes from "Mr Material" by Shaquille O'Neal. It's still a terrible line though.
22 You look so perfect standing there / in my American Apparel underwear - She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds of Summer
Um, that's a little specific there - Thevideogameboy
23 F***ing Magnets, How Do They Work? - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles
So, um, they fly and hit this song on the head.
24 You so f**kin precious when you smile; hit it from the back and drive you wild - Mine by Bazzy
25 Oh my god, Look at her butt! - Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
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