1 I don't want to see a ghost / it's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / watch the evening news - Life by Des’ree
Written by a child?
2 She got a big booty so I call her big booty - Birthday Song by 2 Chainz
This lyric is genius. - ProPanda
Best lyric ever. - 51im_Ro55_2002
3 They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga
This should be number #1. Pedophilia is disgusting, and this line is inspired by something that happened in real life.
It's a line that justifies pedophilia. Need I say more?
Is this like child molesting, but worse? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
This is horrible, Tyga. We all know what this is, and if it’s a crime, we can give your song to the police.
4 I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap
This is kinda offensive.
Not even this could ruin RIAD for me... - ProPanda
5 Take my thong off and my ass go boom! - Work It by Missy Elliott
Clearly Missy Elliot had a Freud slipup at the writing department. - Swellow
6 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
... and Hillary is my president... LOL
If England is your city, then Egypt is my island and Cairo is my house.
London is my country in the christmas edition of this crap.
United States is my state. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
7 Boy I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. - Megaman by Lil Wanye
Clearly, Lil Wayne has never had a period. - keycha1n
8 New Kids On the Block Had a Bunch of Hits / Chinese Food Makes Me Sick - Summer Girls by Lfo
9 Is it weird that your ass / remind me of a Kanye West song? / Is it weird that I hear / trumpets when you're turning me on? / Is it weird that your bra / remind me of a Katy Perry song? - Trumpets by Jason Derulo
That was just disgusting as hell. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
1.) it is kinda weird, but whatever gets you going.
2.) rhyming song with song? Really? - keycha1n
10 My new bitch yellow She blow that d**k like a cello - Peek A Boo by Lil Yachty
You can't blow a cello.
? Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it - U.O.E.N.O. by Rocko ft. Future and Rick Ross
11 Let's green eggs and ham it! - We Genie by Shaquille O'Neal
What are green eggs
Actually, the line comes from "Mr Material" by Shaquille O'Neal. It's still a terrible line though.
12 You look so perfect standing there / in my American Apparel underwear - She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds of Summer
Um, that's a little specific there - Thevideogameboy
13 F***ing Magnets, How Do They Work? - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles
So, um, they fly and hit this song on the head.
14 Sexuality! Your laws do not apply to me! A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden... - Sexuality by Billy Bragg
This lyrics is as bad as the Jacob Sartorius' song lyrics. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
That is gross.
15 Brainpower! Brainpower! - Freezepop - Brainpower
16 Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money. Respect. - Katy Perry - This is How We Do
17 It's Everyday Bro with the Disney Channel Flow
18 That Ain't on the News. that Ain't on Your Twitter - YouTube Stars Disstrack by Jake Paul
19 You so f**kin precious when you smile; hit it from the back and drive you wild - Mine by Bazzy
20 Oh my god, Look at her butt! - Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
21 I AM THE TABLE! - The View by Lou Reed
I AM THE OTTOMAN
Nah, table is catchier
I AM THE REFRIGERATOR
22 And I met a girl / she asked me my name / I told her what it was - Somewhere Else by Razorlight
I think people could figure out that last part...
23 I'm so three thousand and eight / You so two thousand and late - Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas
I kind of like this.
24 I can smell your scent for miles. Just like animals. Animals. Like animals - mals - Animals by Maroon 5
25 When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna. Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna - Come on a Cone by Nicki Minaj
NEVER. - 51im_Ro55_2002
26 Then we rolled on into Canton / scared the hell out of Marilyn Manson / and the party started happenin' hey hey hey - Comin' to Your City by Big & Rich
27 And now that I'm without your kisses. I'll be needing stitches. - Shawn Mendes - Stitches
That doesn't make any sense. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
28 You're the night, You're the light, You're the color of my blood - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding
This makes no sense, how can he/she be all of those things? Make up your mind, Ellie!
I like it. She’s describing how much this person means to her.
29 Crybaby - Melanie Martinez
30 But first, let me take a selfie - #selfie by The Chainsmokers
31 Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga
32 Slice open the bag, the stench makes you gag Inside lies a diarrheal surprise / Pulled over your face you now get a taste / Forced to consume your own bodily waste - Colostomy Bag Asphyxiation - Visceral Disgorge
33 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop
34 “Living is easy with eyes closed misunderstand all you see” - The Beatles - Strawberry Fields
35 I’m putting in, I’m penetrating, I’m getting big, I’m stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga
36 I love your pants around your feet… You're like my favourite damn disease. - Figure You Out by Nickelback
Advice:YOU SHOULDN’T LIKE DISEASES!
37 Got Lil Wayne Pumping On My Ipod - Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah
Do not listen to Lil Wayne.
Yeah cause when I think of country music I legitimately think of drugs, sex, money, and other ghetto related things.
38 When I Die, Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song
Yikes... - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
39 Girlfriend! You Really Wanna Make My Heart Bend! You Know You'll Always Be My Best Friend! What I'm Singing to You, I Can't Pretend! - Kabbage Boy - Girlfriend
40 Swaggie - Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
That is a lame word. Stuff like that bothers me, along with “lit.”
41 On the Rise to the Top No Lead In Our Zeppelin, Hey - Party Rock Anthem by Lmfao
This lyric is a sin of LMFAO
42 Let's green eggs and ham it! - Mr. Material by Shaquille O'Neal
43 Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh Thought You Would Always Be Mine - Baby - Justin Bieber
44 I'm the Young Santa Claus. Put Respect to My Name. - Litmas by Jake Paul
Once again, another Jake Paul bragging moment by saying he's actually Santa Claus.
Of course, making up lies to be cool.
45 Christmas Be the S**T - Litmas by Jake Paul
Does Jake Paul even understand the purpose of Christmas? It's not about Santa. It's about Jesus Christ.
Christmas is...um...really, Jake Paul?
46 Killing Darth Vader with my motherf***ing kick drum - KDV by Missio
47 Once I was 11 years old my daddy told me
go get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely - 7 Years By Lukas Graham
Good Song But This Lyric Doesn't Make Sense
48 Who Can Relate? - 1 800 273 8255 - Logic
49 Cause you know in the bad days, they were always said they were in; they had to fake being out of compactor! We can tell soy boys today; heh, you are out, bad boy-yai! - I Love The Smelly Feet by Submarine Man
50 I'm a big foot, I smell a big foot; I like my foot smelled - I Love The Smelly Feet by Submarine Man