Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Some song lyrics are so bad, you wonder how anyone could have approved of these lyrics being added to songs.

The Top Ten

1 I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap

This is kinda offensive.

Not even this could ruin RIAD for me... - ProPanda

2 I don't want to see a ghost / it's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / watch the evening news - Life by Des’ree

Very serious lyrics... not - Lucretia

3 She got a big booty so I call her big booty - Birthday Song by 2 Chainz

This lyric is genius. - ProPanda

Best lyric ever. - 51im_Ro55_2002

4 Take my thong off and my ass go boom! - Work It by Missy Elliott

Clearly Missy Elliot had a Freud slipup at the writing department. - Swellow

5 They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga

This should be number #1. Pedophilia is disgusting, and this line is inspired by something that happened in real life.

How do you like these lyrics, only if your a pedophile you might like them. - Lucretia

It's a line that justifies pedophilia. Need I say more?

This is horrible, Tyga. We all know what this is, and if it’s a crime, we can give your song to the police. - lovefrombadlands

6 Boy I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. - Megaman by Lil Wanye

Clearly, Lil Wayne has never had a period. - keycha1n

7 Is it weird that your ass / remind me of a Kanye West song? / Is it weird that I hear / trumpets when you're turning me on? / Is it weird that your bra / remind me of a Katy Perry song? - Trumpets by Jason Derulo

1.) it is kinda weird, but whatever gets you going.
2.) rhyming song with song? Really? - keycha1n

Very weird. - Lucretia

Gross! - lovefrombadlands

8 Let's green eggs and ham it! - We Genie by Shaquille O'Neal

Actually, the line comes from "Mr Material" by Shaquille O'Neal. It's still a terrible line though.

9 New Kids On the Block Had a Bunch of Hits / Chinese Food Makes Me Sick - Summer Girls by Lfo

I'm pretty sure this song was made entirely by a random lyric generator. Can't think of any other explanation. - Zach808

How does this relate to summer girls? - Lucretia

10 You look so perfect standing there / in my American Apparel underwear - She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds of Summer

What do your underwear have to do to get in ti this song? - Lucretia

The Newcomers

? Killing Darth Vader with my motherf***ing kick drum - KDV by Missio

The Contenders

11 Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money. Respect. - Katy Perry - This is How We Do

Does she want them to be drunk so they enjoy your music? - Lucretia

12 Sexuality! Your laws do not apply to me! A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden... - Sexuality by Billy Bragg

That is gross. - lovefrombadlands

13 I'm so three thousand and eight / You so two thousand and late - Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas

What is this math technique? - Lucretia

I kind of like this. - lovefrombadlands

14 Brainpower! Brainpower! - Freezepop - Brainpower
15 F***ing Magnets, How Do They Work? - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

If you knew, you wouldn't have asked of course. Anyways just attract a north and south pole and put them over some metal shavings - Lucretia

So, um, they fly and hit this song on the head. - lovefrombadlands

16 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul

If England is your city, then Egypt is my island and Cairo is my house.

London is my country in the christmas edition of this crap.

England Arkansas is your city... - Lucretia

Earth is my town. - lovefrombadlands

17 You're the night, You're the light, You're the color of my blood - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding

This makes no sense, how can he/she be all of those things? Make up your mind, Ellie!

I like it. She’s describing how much this person means to her. - lovefrombadlands

18 And I met a girl / she asked me my name / I told her what it was - Somewhere Else by Razorlight

Obvious. What else woud you tell her, your a attack helicopter? - Lucretia

19 I love your pants around your feet… You're like my favourite damn disease. - Figure You Out by Nickelback

Average hard rock lyrics with decent instruemntal... but who the heck likes disease - Lucretia

Advice:YOU SHOULDN’T LIKE DISEASES! - lovefrombadlands

20 I can smell your scent for miles. Just like animals. Animals. Like animals - mals - Animals by Maroon 5

Very distinctive perfume she uses. - Lucretia

21 When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna. Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna - Come on a Cone by Nicki Minaj

I think Anna moved as you said that. - Lucretia

NEVER. - 51im_Ro55_2002

22 Then we rolled on into Canton / scared the hell out of Marilyn Manson / and the party started happenin' hey hey hey - Comin' to Your City by Big & Rich
23 Got Lil Wayne Pumping On My Ipod - Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah

Yeah cause when I think of country music I legitimately think of drugs, sex, money, and other ghetto related things.

What kind of title is that? Anyways, what idiots - Lucretia

Do not listen to Lil Wayne. - lovefrombadlands

24 When I Die, Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Gross. - lovefrombadlands

25 Girlfriend! You Really Wanna Make My Heart Bend! You Know You'll Always Be My Best Friend! What I'm Singing to You, I Can't Pretend! - Kabbage Boy - Girlfriend

I can only imagine how this sounds. - Lucretia

26 And now that I'm without your kisses. I'll be needing stitches. - Shawn Mendes - Stitches

Know that she punched you... - Lucretia

27 Swaggie - Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

Dumb word. - Lucretia

That is a lame word. Stuff like that bothers me, along with “lit.” - lovefrombadlands

28 On the Rise to the Top No Lead In Our Zeppelin, Hey - Party Rock Anthem by Lmfao

This lyric is a sin of LMFAO

29 Let's Green Eggs and Ham It! - Mr Material by Shaquille O'Neal
30 It's Everyday Bro with the Disney Channel Flow
31 Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh Thought You Would Always Be Mine - Baby - Justin Bieber
32 That Ain't on the News. that Ain't on Your Twitter - YouTube Stars Disstrack by Jake Paul
33 I'm the Young Santa Claus. Put Respect to My Name. - Litmas by Jake Paul

Once again, another Jake Paul bragging moment by saying he's actually Santa Claus.

Of course, making up lies to be cool. - lovefrombadlands

34 Christmas Be the S**T - Litmas by Jake Paul

Does Jake Paul even understand the purpose of Christmas? It's not about Santa. It's about Jesus Christ.

Christmas is...um...really, Jake Paul? - lovefrombadlands

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