Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Some song lyrics are so bad, you wonder how anyone could have approved of these lyrics being added to songs.

The Top Ten

1 I don't want to see a ghost / it's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / watch the evening news - Life by Des’ree
2 I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap

This is kinda offensive.

Not even this could ruin RIAD for me... - ProPanda

3 She got a big booty so I call her big booty - Birthday Song by 2 Chainz

This lyric is genius. - ProPanda

Best lyric ever. - 51im_Ro55_2002

4 They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated. - Stimulated - Tyga

Is this like child molesting, but worse? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

This should be number #1. Pedophilia is disgusting, and this line is inspired by something that happened in real life.

It's a line that justifies pedophilia. Need I say more?

This is horrible, Tyga. We all know what this is, and if it’s a crime, we can give your song to the police.

5 Take my thong off and my ass go boom! - Work It by Missy Elliott

Clearly Missy Elliot had a Freud slipup at the writing department. - Swellow

6 Boy I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. - Megaman by Lil Wanye

Hold on

Clearly, Lil Wayne has never had a period. - keycha1n

7 New Kids On the Block Had a Bunch of Hits / Chinese Food Makes Me Sick - Summer Girls by Lfo
8 Is it weird that your ass / remind me of a Kanye West song? / Is it weird that I hear / trumpets when you're turning me on? / Is it weird that your bra / remind me of a Katy Perry song? - Trumpets by Jason Derulo

That was just disgusting as hell. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome


1.) it is kinda weird, but whatever gets you going.
2.) rhyming song with song? Really? - keycha1n

9 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul

United States is my state. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Earth is my town.

London is my country in the christmas edition of this crap.

If England is your city, then Egypt is my island and Cairo is my house.

10 Let's green eggs and ham it! - We Genie by Shaquille O'Neal

What are green eggs

Actually, the line comes from "Mr Material" by Shaquille O'Neal. It's still a terrible line though.

The Newcomers

? Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop
? I'm a big foot, I smell a big foot; I like my foot smelled - I Love The Smelly Feet by Submarine Man

The Contenders

11 You look so perfect standing there / in my American Apparel underwear - She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds of Summer

Um, that's a little specific there - Thevideogameboy

12 F***ing Magnets, How Do They Work? - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

So, um, they fly and hit this song on the head.

13 Sexuality! Your laws do not apply to me! A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden... - Sexuality by Billy Bragg

This lyrics is as bad as the Jacob Sartorius' song lyrics. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

That is gross.

14 Brainpower! Brainpower! - Freezepop - Brainpower
15 Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money. Respect. - Katy Perry - This is How We Do
16 It's Everyday Bro with the Disney Channel Flow
17 I AM THE TABLE! - The View by Lou Reed


Nah, table is catchier


Is better

18 My new bitch yellow She blow that d**k like a cello - Peek A Boo by Lil Yachty

You can't blow a cello.

19 And I met a girl / she asked me my name / I told her what it was - Somewhere Else by Razorlight

I think people could figure out that last part...

20 I'm so three thousand and eight / You so two thousand and late - Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas

I kind of like this.

21 I can smell your scent for miles. Just like animals. Animals. Like animals - mals - Animals by Maroon 5
22 Then we rolled on into Canton / scared the hell out of Marilyn Manson / and the party started happenin' hey hey hey - Comin' to Your City by Big & Rich
23 And now that I'm without your kisses. I'll be needing stitches. - Shawn Mendes - Stitches

That doesn't make any sense. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

24 You're the night, You're the light, You're the color of my blood - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding

This makes no sense, how can he/she be all of those things? Make up your mind, Ellie!

I like it. She’s describing how much this person means to her.

25 That Ain't on the News. that Ain't on Your Twitter - YouTube Stars Disstrack by Jake Paul
26 You so f**kin precious when you smile; hit it from the back and drive you wild - Mine by Bazzy
27 Oh my god, Look at her butt! - Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
28 Crybaby - Melanie Martinez
29 I love your pants around your feet… You're like my favourite damn disease. - Figure You Out by Nickelback


30 When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna. Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna - Come on a Cone by Nicki Minaj

NEVER. - 51im_Ro55_2002

31 Got Lil Wayne Pumping On My Ipod - Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah

Do not listen to Lil Wayne.

Yeah cause when I think of country music I legitimately think of drugs, sex, money, and other ghetto related things.

32 When I Die, Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Yikes... - StevenUniverseIsAwesome


33 Girlfriend! You Really Wanna Make My Heart Bend! You Know You'll Always Be My Best Friend! What I'm Singing to You, I Can't Pretend! - Kabbage Boy - Girlfriend
34 Swaggie - Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

That is a lame word. Stuff like that bothers me, along with “lit.”

35 On the Rise to the Top No Lead In Our Zeppelin, Hey - Party Rock Anthem by Lmfao

This lyric is a sin of LMFAO

36 Let's Green Eggs and Ham It! - Mr Material by Shaquille O'Neal
37 Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh Thought You Would Always Be Mine - Baby - Justin Bieber
38 I'm the Young Santa Claus. Put Respect to My Name. - Litmas by Jake Paul

Once again, another Jake Paul bragging moment by saying he's actually Santa Claus.

Of course, making up lies to be cool.

39 Christmas Be the S**T - Litmas by Jake Paul

Does Jake Paul even understand the purpose of Christmas? It's not about Santa. It's about Jesus Christ.

Christmas is...um...really, Jake Paul?

40 Killing Darth Vader with my motherf***ing kick drum - KDV by Missio
41 But first, let me take a selfie - #selfie by The Chainsmokers
42 Once I was 11 years old my daddy told me go get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely - 7 Years By Lukas Graham

Good Song But This Lyric Doesn't Make Sense

43 Who Can Relate? - 1 800 273 8255 - Logic
44 Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga
45 Slice open the bag, the stench makes you gag Inside lies a diarrheal surprise / Pulled over your face you now get a taste / Forced to consume your own bodily waste - Colostomy Bag Asphyxiation - Visceral Disgorge
46 Cause you know in the bad days, they were always said they were in; they had to fake being out of compactor! We can tell soy boys today; heh, you are out, bad boy-yai! - I Love The Smelly Feet by Submarine Man
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