Top Ten Worst Song Titles of All Time

Here are some songs that have some pretty bad titles.


Note: Just because the title is bad, doesn't mean the song is bad in some cases.

The Top Ten

1 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

The title is way too long, and it's weird. - Powerfulgirl10

Any longer - selfiegirl

What?! Srysly? Long & weird title. ☺

2 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
3 The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's A**hole - The Butthole Surfers
4 It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs
5 De Do Do Do, de Da Da Da - The Police
6 Ass Itch - Korn
7 Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin

What kind of title is this?! - Powerfulgirl10

8 I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots

And the song is all about liking bananas? - lovingicecreams

9 May Cause Discoloration of The Urine or Feces - Marilyn Manson
10 I Promise Not to Come In Your Mouth - Frank Zappa

That shouldn't be here. - AdamDestructorJr.

The Contenders

11 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Seriously. A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

Seriously. A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

12 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through the Strip - Nirvana
13 Fritz Love My Tits - E-Rotic
14 Lips & Assholes - Cattle Decapitation

All there song titles are weird. - MetalObsessed

15 Meat Hook Sodomy - Cannibal Corpse

Its not that bad really. If you compare it to there other ones it is pretty tame. - MetalObsessed

16 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

I looked in a worst rock bands list and later I found the toilet bowl cleaners I started listening there were ridiculously funny my favorite is pooping in the woods

They are a comedy rock band singing about potty humour so all their song titles fit the bill. - Metal_Treasure

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

17 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
18 This Song Has No Title - Elton John

I've actually always loved this title, and the song as well. Of course, that's probably no surprise, and it's just my opinion, but it belongs on the list of greatest titles. - Billyv

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19 Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance

The song title is creative lol (sarcasm) - lovingicecreams

20 S*** - Future
21 MMM MMM MMM MMM - Crash Test Dummies
22 Can't Remember to Forget You - Shakira
23 Basquiat - Linkin Park
24 The Dingleberry Song - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Their song titles are intentionally gross (some more are: Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes, I Wiped My Bum Too Much, Corn In My Poop, Booger Collection, Justin Bieber Farts, and so on). - Metal_Treasure

The fact that anyone would be so well-versed in such grotesque trivia speaks volumes for their mentality.

25 Vaginal Bloodfarts - C*mchrist
26 Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

Just a bad song, nothing wrong with the title. - Kaboom

27 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
28 Filthy Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters
29 I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me - Fall Out Boy
30 My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy

The stupidity of this song title is incredible. What else do his songs know besides what someone did in the dark? Why would it be his songs? Why is not not just what he knows, why is it his "songs." It's not just the song title that makes no sense, it's the song itself. I'll probably get called out by every butthurt Fall Out Boy fan for not understanding it's so called "deeper meaning." - SteelCity99

31 Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me - Pearl Jam
32 Eyelash Curlers & Butcher Knives (What's the Difference?) - Jeffree Star
33 Don't Make Me Wet - E-Rotic
34 Protect Yourself / My Nuts - Fat Boys
35 Help Me Dr. Dick - E-Rotic
36 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento

Its called Watch Me when it's a song how do you watch a song? And no the Music Video does not count - christangrant

37 S****y Chicken Gang Bang - Marilyn Manson
38 Best Song Ever - One Direction

No, it's not. That title holds with Justin bieber, not you.

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Top Remixes

1. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
2. The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's A**hole - The Butthole Surfers
3. De Do Do Do, de Da Da Da - The Police
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1. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
2. This Song Has No Title - Elton John
3. S*** - Future
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1. I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd
3. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs
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