Top Ten Worst Song Titles of All Time

Here are some songs that have some pretty bad titles.


Note: Just because the title is bad, doesn't mean the song is bad in some cases.

The Top Ten

1 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

The title is way too long, and it's weird. - Powerfulgirl10

What?! Srysly? Long & weird title. ☺

2 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash

This one definitely gives off the wrong impression. - Gg2000

3 The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's A**hole - The Butthole Surfers
4 Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin

What kind of title is this?! - Powerfulgirl10

Well this is cruel - LightningStrike

5 It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs
6 De Do Do Do, de Da Da Da - The Police
7 Ass Itch - Korn
8 I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots
9 May Cause Discoloration of The Urine or Feces - Marilyn Manson
10 I Promise Not to Come In Your Mouth - Frank Zappa

That shouldn't be here. - AdamDestructorJr.

The Contenders

11 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Seriously. A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

12 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through the Strip - Nirvana
13 Fritz Love My Tits - E-Rotic
14 Lips & Assholes - Cattle Decapitation
15 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

I looked in a worst rock bands list and later I found the toilet bowl cleaners I started listening there were ridiculously funny my favorite is pooping in the woods

They are a comedy rock band singing about potty humour so all their song titles fit the bill. - Metal_Treasure

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

16 Meat Hook Sodomy - Cannibal Corpse
17 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
18 This Song Has No Title - Elton John

I've actually always loved this title, and the song as well. Of course, that's probably no surprise, and it's just my opinion, but it belongs on the list of greatest titles. - Billyv

"...just words and a tune..."

It's a song of freedom, life. - Billyv

19 Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance
20 S*** - Future
21 MMM MMM MMM MMM - Crash Test Dummies
22 Can't Remember to Forget You - Shakira
23 Gummo - 6ix9ine
24 Kooda - 6ix9ine
25 Basquiat - Linkin Park
26 The Dingleberry Song - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Their song titles are intentionally gross (some more are: Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes, I Wiped My Bum Too Much, Corn In My Poop, Booger Collection, Justin Bieber Farts, and so on). - Metal_Treasure

The fact that anyone would be so well-versed in such grotesque trivia speaks volumes for their mentality.

27 I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me - Fall Out Boy

What the heck?

28 My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy

The stupidity of this song title is incredible. What else do his songs know besides what someone did in the dark? Why would it be his songs? Why is not not just what he knows, why is it his "songs." It's not just the song title that makes no sense, it's the song itself. I'll probably get called out by every butthurt Fall Out Boy fan for not understanding it's so called "deeper meaning."

29 Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me - Pearl Jam
30 S****y Chicken Gang Bang - Marilyn Manson
31 Vaginal Bloodfarts - C*mchrist
32 Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO
33 Big Fat Funky Booty - Spin Doctors
34 Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

Just a bad song, nothing wrong with the title. - Kaboom

35 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

I don't think the title's bad. The song, however... - Gg2000

36 Filthy Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters
37 Eyelash Curlers & Butcher Knives (What's the Difference?) - Jeffree Star
38 Don't Make Me Wet - E-Rotic
39 Protect Yourself / My Nuts - Fat Boys
40 Help Me Dr. Dick - E-Rotic
41 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento

Its called Watch Me when it's a song how do you watch a song? And no the Music Video does not count - christangrant

42 Best Song Ever - One Direction

No, it's not. That title holds with Justin bieber, not you.

43 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

Cringiest song ever

44 Justin Bieber Farts - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
45 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse
46 Doowee - 6ix9ine
47 Keke - 6ix9ine
48 Tati - 6ix9ine

Crazy skittle pedophile dresses up as a unicorn to lure little girls into his van

49 Fefe - 6ix9ine & Nicki Minaj
50 Mooky - 6ix9ine
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Gummo - 6ix9ine
2. Kooda - 6ix9ine
3. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
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1. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
2. The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's A**hole - The Butthole Surfers
3. De Do Do Do, de Da Da Da - The Police
Billyv
1. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
2. This Song Has No Title - Elton John
3. S*** - Future
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