Top Ten Songs with the Worst Titles

Here are some songs that have some pretty bad titles.

Note: Just because the title is bad, doesn't mean the song is bad in some cases.

The Top Ten

1 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd Cover Art

The title is way too long, and it's weird. - Powerfulgirl10

What?! Srysly? Long & weird title. ☺

2 The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's A**hole - The Butthole Surfers

The name of the band or singer makes it worse - Solarx

3 Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash Cover Art

This one definitely gives off the wrong impression. - Gg2000

4 Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin

Certified bruh - GodFlowey

What kind of title is this?! - Powerfulgirl10

Well this is cruel - LightningStrike

5 De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police Cover Art
6 It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs Cover Art
7 Ass Itch - Korn Ass Itch - Korn Cover Art
8 May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces - Marilyn Manson May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces - Marilyn Manson Cover Art
9 I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth - Frank Zappa I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth - Frank Zappa Cover Art

That shouldn't be here. - AdamDestructorJr.

10 I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots Cover Art

The Contenders

11 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through the Strip - Nirvana Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through the Strip - Nirvana Cover Art
12 Stinko Foot - Submarine Man Stinko Foot - Submarine Man Cover Art
13 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj Cover Art

Seriously. A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

A hoe is a tool used to till dirt to prepare for growing crops. Why is Nicki Minaj so angry at a hoe? - Kaboom

14 Fritz Love My T*** - E-Rotic Fritz Love My T*** - E-Rotic Cover Art
15 Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance Cover Art
16 Meat Hook Sodomy - Cannibal Corpse
17 I Pooped on Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners I Pooped on Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners Cover Art

Ewww. Sounds worse than Bubbling Party.
- TheDuttyGyal

I looked in a worst rock bands list and later I found the toilet bowl cleaners I started listening there were ridiculously funny my favorite is pooping in the woods

They are a comedy rock band singing about potty humour so all their song titles fit the bill. - Metal_Treasure

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

18 S*** - Future S*** - Future Cover Art
19 MMM MMM MMM MMM - Crash Test Dummies MMM MMM MMM MMM - Crash Test Dummies Cover Art

Dumb and Dumber.

20 Gummo - 6ix9ine Gummo - 6ix9ine Cover Art
21 Kooda - 6ix9ine Kooda - 6ix9ine Cover Art
22 I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man Cover Art

I’m not even gonna question - Solarx

23 Lips & A*****es - Cattle Decapitation
24 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett

€And I Don’t Love Jesus” um alright then 🤨 - Solarx

25 This Song Has No Title - Elton John This Song Has No Title - Elton John Cover Art

I've actually always loved this title, and the song as well. Of course, that's probably no surprise, and it's just my opinion, but it belongs on the list of greatest titles. - Billyv

"...just words and a tune..."

It's a song of freedom, life. - Billyv

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