Top Ten Worst Song Titles of All Time

Here are some songs that have some pretty bad titles.

Note: Just because the title is bad, doesn't mean the song is bad in some cases.

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21 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

I looked in a worst rock bands list and later I found the toilet bowl cleaners I started listening there were ridiculously funny my favorite is pooping in the woods

They are a comedy rock band singing about potty humour so all their song titles fit the bill. - Metal_Treasure

22 The Dingleberry Song - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Their song titles are intentionally gross (some more are: Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes, I Wiped My Bum Too Much, Corn In My Poop, Booger Collection, Justin Bieber Farts, and so on). - Metal_Treasure

The fact that anyone would be so well-versed in such grotesque trivia speaks volumes for their mentality.

23 MMM MMM MMM MMM - Crash Test Dummies
24 Vaginal Bloodfarts - C*mchrist
25 Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

Just a bad song, nothing wrong with the title. - Kaboom

26 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
27 Filthy Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters
28 I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me - Fall Out Boy
29 My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy

The stupidity of this song title is incredible. What else do his songs know besides what someone did in the dark? Why would it be his songs? Why is not not just what he knows, why is it his "songs." It's not just the song title that makes no sense, it's the song itself. I'll probably get called out by every butthurt Fall Out Boy fan for not understanding it's so called "deeper meaning." - SteelCity99

30 Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me - Pearl Jam
31 Eyelash Curlers & Butcher Knives (What's the Difference?) - Jeffree Star
32 Don't Make Me Wet - E-Rotic
33 Protect Yourself / My Nuts - Fat Boys
34 Help Me Dr. Dick - E-Rotic
35 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento

Its called Watch Me when it's a song how do you watch a song? And no the Music Video does not count - christangrant

36 S****y Chicken Gang Bang - Marilyn Manson
37 Best Song Ever - One Direction

No, it's not. That title holds with Justin bieber, not you.

38 Can't Remember to Forget You - Shakira
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Top Remixes

1. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
2. The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's A**hole - The Butthole Surfers
3. De Do Do Do, de Da Da Da - The Police
1. Ass F*****' Butt Suckin' C*** Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin
2. This Song Has No Title - Elton John
3. S*** - Future
1. I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd
3. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs



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