Top 10 Worst Songs of 2009

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The Top Ten

1 Diva - Beyonce

I seriously had to add this? Just listen to it! It's garbage!

This is (at the time) the worst audio nightmare since Eminem's FACK. Awful, whiny lyrics, ugly vocals, and a lie. - WonkeyDude98

Wanna know why I think Beyonce is the most overrated singer of all time? This piece of crap song.

Probably the worst song I've ever heard.

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2 Break Up - Mario

It sounds broken

Should be #1. - WonkeyDude98

3 Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy

This is Soulja Boy's worst song. If you thought his rapping was bad, just wait until you hear his singing. It's painful to listen to. Also, that beat is just noise, and the lyrics make no sense (like usual for him). - Zach808

This song is retarded, Soulja Boy has no swag.

Take a shot for every time a syllable is extended to gigantic measures. You'll be dead. - djpenquin999

Worst song of 2009 by far

4 One Time - Justin Bieber

First of all, how is Lady Gaga on this list let alone having Bieber under her! Bieber sounds like a squealing rat. I'd rather listen to someone vomit and that is my biggest my fear.

5 Pop Champagne - Jim Jones & Ron Browz

How the heck is this not #1! It's atrocious! Overuse of auto-tune, one of the most off key performances I have ever heard, and even the song that was sampled has terrible audio quality! When a song can make the likes of "London Bridge" by Fergie, "Every Girl" by Young Money, "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna, and even "Fack" by Eminem sound good in comparison, you've created something that reaches a whole new level of bad.

This is the worst one. - 445956

Absolute torture to listen to

6 Obsessed - Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey using autotune? Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be fired immediately. - Zach808

This song is just about Slim Shady relationship with her.

100% Autotune,i cringed every time hearing it - PugsfromMoon

7 Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy
8 Poker Face - Lady Gaga

I like this song. Could the vocals have been better? Probably. Could the lyrics have been better? Maybe. But the vocals aren't terrible by any means when Lady GaGa tries to sing, and the production has a good synth line, explosive crescendos, and a good melody. Yeah the lyrics aren't good but when it's good in virtually every other aspect, it fits the bill of a good party song, and just a fun song to listen to in general. I give this a 4 out of 5. - WonkeyDude98

I know this may get a lot of dislikes, but this song is actually good

._. (Get the joke? ) - TheYoshiPyro64

9 Single Ladies - Beyonce

Since destiny child has disband, Beyonce has officially become super overrated. A lot of her solo songs are very crappy and unoriginal. They all have meaningless points and no longer have strong messages for woman from all around the world.

This is from 2008.

10 Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyed Peas

It's sad that not only were Meet Me Halfway and I Gotta Feeling succeeded by this, but also the former was wiped away because of it. - WonkeyDude98

How did Meet Me Halfway have to be succeeded by this piece of garbage? Autotuned to the max, boring beat, and terrible lyrics. Come on Stacy, you could do better! - Swellow

Complete trash. How the hell is one of the best songs of all time "The Climb" higher than this? - DCfnaf

The Contenders

11 Party In the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus

Party in the U.S. A - Miley Cyrus feat Your Favorite Martian.

Watchmojo.com hates this song LOL

I actually like this song for some reason, but it was really bad back in the day because it was miley.
Trust me, most of us would rather miley release music like this than stuff like "we can't stop" but nobody knew she'd go psycho so they hated any music she released, which is understandable

12 If I Were a Boy - Beyoncé
13 Whatcha Say - Jason Derulo

Musically, this song is really bad vocals over vocals taken from another song. Lyrically, this song is one of the worst apologies ever. Does this guy seriously expect the girl he cheated on to get back together with him just because he becomes famous?

Absolutely horrible and really pointless. Poker Face should not be number one.... - Celestius

This is everything wrong with late 2000s R&B mashed up into one song. Autotune used to hide crappy vocals (and somehow still failing), lazy sampling for the chorus, and lyrics that look like they were written by a complete moron who has no idea how awful cheating on your girlfriend is.

14 Birthday Sex - Jeremih

I think the title is enough by it's own... - Swellow

15 Every Girl - Young Money

One of the grossest songs of all time.

16 Get Crunk - Brokencyde
17 Tik Tok - Ke$ha

Any singing involved in this song? Nope! Autotune, oh how I hate you so much.

This song is actually really good -_-

18 Shots - LMFAO

Stupid

19 Right Round - Flo Rida feat. Ke$ha

This is a song I enjoy more than I like or respect. In fact, you could go as far as to say I despise it. I mean, why did you have to ruin a modern classic with your club garbage, Rida? But once you get the grip of that beat and chorus, there's no going back. - WonkeyDude98

Guitly pleasure

20 Hard - Rihanna
21 I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas

BLACK EYE PEAS ARE THE WORST BAND I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! I WONDER WHY IT ISN'T NUMBER ONE YET OKAY I JUST REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY.

Boring... How did this song get 14 straight weeks at number one on the US Billboard Hot 100?

This is the worst song ever recorded by the worst band ever! It is so repetitive and it really sucks! I hate it, get lost black eyed peas!

22 Sugar - Flo Rida
23 You Belong with Me - Taylor Swift

I THROW THE RADIO OUT OF A WINDOW WHEN A taylor swift SONG COMES ON! I think this one should be at the top of the list as the worst one of all time!

ALL TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS SHOULD BE ON HERE. Fearless was an awful album to me! - Daydreamer_Adele

No, Taylor Swift is awesome. I'm right your comment sucks all Taylor Swift songs shouldn't be on here.

24 Prom Queen - Lil Wayne
25 If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears
26 I Love College - Asher Roth

Spoiler alert: This is not how college actually works. Unless you flunk out. - Zach808

You'd have to be drunk to actually think college is just being drunk and going to frat parties. - Swellow

27 LoveGame - Lady Gaga
28 P***y - Rammstein

What's this doing on here? Have you people researched what the song is about?

I think this was supposed to be a joke.

What the hell went through their heads when they decided to do something like this?

29 The Climb - Miley Cyrus

Disney, what were you thinking about putting Miley Cyrus in a Hannah Montana movie? I hate Miley, I hate this song and I hate the movie. This is garbage to throw up on. Miley, please go back to Tennesee and stop singing. I can't belive how bad this song is.

I believe that this is a bad song because I hate miley cyrus!

Only hated because it's Hannah Montana and it's Miley Cyrus. If you actually took the time to listen to the lyrics, you'd love this. - DCfnaf

30 Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
31 Haven't Met You Yet - Michael Buble

I Hate Michael Buble. -Rainbow Dash

32 Replay - Iyaz

This song honestly sucked and was definitely over played.

33 Hotel Room Service - Pitbull

The title tells you all you need to know. - Swellow

34 She Wolf - Shakria
35 Russian Roulette - Rihanna

Ok, give me a few reasons why is this song sucks.

Everyone call this song good
Horrible beats
How could this song is #1 in Billboard? Terrible song in the world!
Seriously, Makes you wanna punch Rihanna in the face.

36 Beat a Path Up Pattern Mountain - Black Pus

This sounds like Satan's ringtone - siguy

MY EARS! - Hotheart123

37 Turnin Me On - Keri Hilson
38 Jungle Drum - Emiliana Torrini

This song is RIDICULOUS with it's overused onomatopoeia. "DUNKA, DUNKA, DUNKA, DUNKA, DUNKA, DUNKA."

39 Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy
40 The Right to Go Insane - Megadeth
41 Head Crusher - Megadeth
42 Rockin' that Thang - The Dream
43 Throw It in the Bag - Fabolous
44 Bedrock - Young Money
45 Love Drunk - Boys Like Girls
46 Crack A Bottle - Eminem, Dr.Dre & 50 Cent
47 Untouched - The Veronicas

"I go ohh ohh, you go ahh ahh," should tell you all you need to know.

48 Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
49 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
50 Prom Queen - Lil Wayne
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Top Remixes (6)

1. Obsessed - Mariah Carey
2. Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy
3. Diva - Beyonce
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1. Tik Tok - Ke$ha
2. One Time - Justin Bieber
3. The Climb - Miley Cyrus
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1. Break Up - Mario
2. Diva - Beyonce
3. Obsessed - Mariah Carey
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