WonkeyDude98's Formal Rage: Like a G6

WonkeyDude98
We don't get a lot of Asian music in America (apart from PSY who is an irrelevant one hit wonder who somehow had three hits, one worse than the other). How about Far East Movement?

Let's start this cryptically named song with the hook that opens the song "Poppin' bottles in the ice/Like a blizzard/When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard/Sippin sizzurp in my ride/Like Three 6/Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6/Like a G6, Like a G6/N-now-now-now-now I'm feeling so fly like a G6/Like a G6, Like a G6
N-now-now-now-now I'm feeling so fly like a G6". Wow, this is really bad. A G6? You meant a G 650? You're ignorant, bruh! Also, slizzurred? You meant slurred? Well I get the joke, you pass. One thing though: why would you say you drink cough syrup like one of its biggest supporters?! Are you so pitiful as partiers that you can't even legitimately get drunk?

Ok, some backstory. Have you ever heard of DEV? Who am I kidding, no you haven't. So she had this song called Booty Bounce (despite that there was no bouncing booty) where she tries to be gangsta. I can't buy it and I hate the song, but it was better than this dreck. The hook sampled that song.

Also, the beat is not that good. There's this weird electronic wong-wong-wong-wong sound that is put above this sloggy heavy 808.

Let's get to the verse: "Gimme that Mo-Moet/Gimme that Cry-Crystal/Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild/Get them bottles popping, we get that drip and that drop/Now give me 2 more bottles cause you know it don't stop". Wait, is this supposed to be a collaboration between Pitbull and Ke$ha (oh wait Timber was much better than this)? Irrelevant party lyrics talking about raising the roof of a club. How predictable.

"(808) H*ll Yeah!/Drink it up, drink-drink it up/When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk/They be acting like they drunk, acting-acting like they drunk/When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk". Wait, 808? Please don't bring that up, you're reminding me of another terrible song. Also, maybe you put a spell on the girls with that beat? That mesmerizingly bad beat that pounds on your eardums?

Next verse: "Sippin' on, sippin' on siiizzz//Imma ma-make it fiiizzz/Girl I keep it gangsta, Popping bottles at the criiib/This is how we live, every single night/Take that bottle to the head, and let me see you fly". Dude enough with the cough syrup thing, it's sad to say the least. Also since Rap Genius won't show anything, I'm going to slam the crib lyric. The first two bars show you failing completely to be gangsta. Also, despite Genius showing "take that bottle to the head", I still think it's a bad lyric. Bro, I'mma throw a bottle of cough syrup at your head and see if you like it.

The bridge: "It's that 808 bump/Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up/(You can't touch this)/Its that 808 bump, make you put yo hands up/Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up/(You can't touch this)/H*ll Yeah, Make you put yo hands up/Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up/H*ll Yeah, Make you put yo hands up/Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up". 808 bump? My suspicions were confirmed. This is the Ke$ha/Pitbull/Black Eyed Peas collaboration no one asked for. I'm not going to say this is worse than BoomBoomPow (it's pretty hard to dig under that if you're not the Black Eyed Peas in the flesh), but it seems to be trying. Also, please don't try and make me put my hands in the air, my arms are already tired from obeying Taio Cruz's demand in the much better Dynamite.

I'm dying here. This song is just...adorably bad. It's below even club song standards. I gotta give this a 0 out of 5, never recommending. This is WonkeyDude98, signing out....like a G6.

Comments

This "song" is a big joke to me. - visitor

I used to like it...when I was 7. Yeah, this comment confirmed that Far East Movement are Black Eyed Peas wannabes. - WonkeyDude98

Same with me back when I was 10. But at least there are no curses in this "song". - visitor

What I find weird, is that this that I haven't heard from FEM or Dev since. Ok never mind Dev actually had one minor hit called Dancing In The Dark - LJJ207

Well good. FEM are terrible and Dev is too. - WonkeyDude98

My sister played this song constantly and I hated it with a burning passion. And now even more so since its been imprinted into my poor skull. - keycha1n

Same with me, except for MAGIC! 's Rude. - WonkeyDude98

Dev was basically imitating Kesha, but Dev lacked the personality that Kesha has. Also I'm gonna sound racist, but when I heard this song on the radio I thought FEM Were black, there is no way an asian person sounds like that. - KJS2300

Makes sense. - WonkeyDude98

The only other huge hit I can recall by an asian this decade was gangnam style - KJS2300

Which was a below mediocre dreck. - WonkeyDude98

Yeah - KJS2300

DISCLAIMER: I think that this is going to confuse people unless I address it. So, in the review I said Like a G6 was better than BoomBoomPow, but Like a G6 was worse than Imma Be. Later I said Imma Be was worse than BoomBoomPow.

Explanation: Imma Be is, by music standards, so bad it's almost good. By BEP standards it isn't. So, Like a G6 is better than BoomBoomPow, which is better than Imma Be, which is better than LAG6. - WonkeyDude98

You just made me more confused - ProPanda

JSYK Dev is in this. - Swellow

Um...read the review. - WonkeyDude98

Ignore this. - Swellow

At least PSY tries to put talent into his song, FEM didn't. Also, nice how they ripped off Sippin' on Some Sizzurp, and tried to be gangster. - Swellow

Like a Pontiac G6 - Frodomar49

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