TheDarkOne Reviews: Booty

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I...…. I...………..What did I just listen to?

Oh, hello fellow Top Tenners, I'm Dark One here making review of this song. It's called Booty, and I don't know what to say after listening to it other than it's ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! Okay, let me calm down. I mean to say, this song is extremely bad, worse than Anaconda (yes I said it), and very lazy. It took about, let's see, 11 writers?! 11 DANG WRITERS TO WRITE THIS SONG?!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!! Seriously, this is complete laziness considering 11 writers and this is what they come up with, a song even worse than Anaconda? Hah, I'm not very surprised considering one of them is the clown himself Chris Brown. Yup, the infamous Chris Brown was one of the people who wrote this.

Now let's start with the beat: Yup, it's horrible. The beat throughout the whole song is so bad it's not even funny. At least Anaconda had a funny beat (though bad), this is just trying so hard to be funny it fails. Good job guys, you made the worst beat I've ever heard in my entire life. Well, it isn't AS bad as other songs' beat like Trumpet Lights, Stupid Hoe, and Fack, but still a horrible beat. I mean seriously, was the production of this song that bad? Yup, it is.

Now the vocals, yeah the vocals are horrible as well. Even JLo's part (which is the only good thing about this song) can't save this trash from being bad. The beginning part was so ear grating it hurt, especially Iggy's part during the main chorus was horrible, and her rap later on is literally the worst piece of trash I've ever heard in my entire life. This proves that Iggy Azalea is the most talentless person in this entire world!

Finally the lyrics. Yup, worst part of the song. I mean, 11 writers and the best is, "Big big booty, what you got a big booty" seriously, 6 different words repeated till the end of the world, are you kidding me? I know it's 2014, the butt anthem, but come on, at least make it less repetitive and better lyrics. Say anything you want about Anaconda, at least it had about 7 different words in the chorus that's repeated than only 6. Heck, even Baby by Justin Bieber has 7 different words repeated in the chorus and it took about 6 or 7 writers to write this. THIS took 11 and 6 different words in the chorus. Good job guys, you suck.

Conclusion: Don't listen to this song, okay? Don't. It will give you a headache from the awful vocals, beat, and cancerous lyrics. This somehow managed to make Anaconda seem like a masterpiece, and that's saying something. At least Anaconda had more things to talk about than just butts. And don't even get me started on the music video, cause that makes this song 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x worse.

Rating: -111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111/10 Worst song in existance

Anyways, hope you enjoyed my review and see you all later!

Bye! :)

Comments

Great post, and yeah that song Booty is so annoying. In my opionin it’s as bad but not worse than Anaconda, but still yeah that song sucks. And eleven writers...to produce a crappy song...it’s time the “butt anthem” was over. - Camaro6

If it's by Iggy Azalea, don't expect it to be good.
I personally think Mo Bounce is worse. - AlphaQ

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