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The lyrics are even worse than music of Blood on the Dance Floor. It's just Baby, Baby, Baby repeated again and again. No passion, no real voice, no heart, no soul. This song contains nothing what a good song should have.
And I can't believe that it became famous. There must have been a conspiracy or something! - Metalthomas
How is this not higher up! I apologize if I'm offending any Justin Bieber fans but come on it needs to be said. He can't sing (he moans and shrieks), he's a horribly fake person, he's not actually a nice person and he can't write songs to save his life. I mean I've tried to write songs before and it went horribly wrong but was still easier to listen to than his shrieking. I just feel sorry for Selena Gomez if she ever has to hear him "singing" in the shower.
You really think that "Drug Balled" is worst than this.
This is the wost song ever.
In youtube is the video with more no likes
Worst song everV 640 Comments
How is this not no1? It has over 2million dislikes on YouTube and it made my ears bleed. It's so bad people sent death threats to her.
This is easily the worst song ever it should be a lot higher than 65! Teen singers these days are just getting worse and worse, it started with Justin Bieber and now with rebecca black - decorulez97
How is this below anything by AC/DC?
I hate every single song above this, but it is easily the worst combination of sounds in human history. I wanted to break Rebecca Black's neck with my bare hands after hearing this abomination.
She's not a real musicianV 278 Comments
Let me just write a well thought out review on this song...
It is probably-no. Most definitely the most awful disgrace people dare call music I have ever heard. I heard no more than five seconds and my head imploded. (Luckily they glued me back together so I could warn the rest) The first reason this is the most repulsive song ever is the beat. That little sound in the background that sounds like Optimus Prime banging a washing machine. Then there's the lyrics. Here's a couple:
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
(Clever, right? )
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch you see where Brad at?
(Wow, she sure put that stupid hoe in her place)
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
(Holy good Lord almighty... Did she really just say wrist-es. What the hell does that even mean!? )
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
(Nicki Minaj has just confirmed she is a guy. Let's fast-forward through this disaster only because I ...more
This song is an absolute disgrace to music. The lyrics are terrible and don't make sense, the chorus is just repeating "You a stupid hoe" over andover again, and the beat is like Chinese water torture. This song has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and I'm surprised that it's so low on this list. This song is so bad that it actually made me realize that "Friday" by Rebecca Black is at least catchy and inoffensive.
I know it's fun to hate on Justin Bieber. However, it's impossible to consider "Baby" the worst song ever written when this... Thing exists. The lyrics make no sense, the beat is this awful whooping that makes your ears bleed, and that chorus has to be the most repetitive and stupid chorus to ever exist. There is nothing good about this song AT ALL.
NonsenseV 488 Comments
Anaconda. It's a long story.
When one listens to a song, what do they look for? Naturally, someone would reply and say something along the lines of a catchy beat or meaningful, powerful lyrics, instruments, or vocals. However, Anaconda manages to defy many of those things. It uses technologies which would make rap songs detestable, technology meaning techniques used in the song.
Yes, the beat is catchy. However, it is not creatively made, and just simply sampled from another. The trademark line: "My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hon," is sampled from Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot. One thing a large amount of people dislike, and coming from my personal experience, is the stealing and usage of another artist's beat. Many modern songs tend to do this, yes, but it is still frowned upon my many people.
Secondly, the lyrics. The lyrics are of meaningless concept. If you were to go and look up the lyrics to Anaconda, the song is just ...more
Anaconda actually makes "Baby" look like "Bohemian Rhapsody", and makes "Friday" look like "Yesterday". - SubliminalMessages
This song is torture!
Beat: There really is a strange, dance beat. Not to mention it's taken from "Baby Got Back". 1/10
Lyrics: The lyrics are a huge train wreck. Even Stupid Hoe has better lyrics. 0/10
Singing: Well, Nicki has no talent, and the guy doing the chorus (from BGB) isn't much better. 0/10
Stupid Hoe earned 1/10, 3/10, and 0/10
Baby earned 7/10, 1/10, and 1/10
Just to show how bad this "song" is. - Turkeyasylum
The beat and, My anaconda don't..." are taken from Baby Got Back (you may know it as I Like Big Butts). Yes, she didn't even create that herself.
WORST SONG IN EXISTENCE SHOULD BE #1 ON THIS LIST! - PeeledBananaV 159 Comments
Is this what music has come to? Ugly men wiggling their penises to synthesized farts?
Worst Group and Worst Song. Have you seen their hairstyles? Weird or you can say worst All the time party songs don't work if we can call THEM A PARTY SONG. - mohit100
I hate this song! It get's annoying! Everybody at my school is singing it! - Alpha101
It's too horribleV 95 Comments
Its strange how popular this song is... And yet people have no idea what he is saying...
Funny... People say they don't like death metal because they can't understand the lyrics... Yet they adore this song? Hypocrites! - LostDream258
This song is about meeting a girl at a coffee shop who is kind at heart in the morning but can party hard at night. I looked up the English lyrics and memorized them.
It's supposed to be a satire, not a serious song. It makes fun of the people living in Gangnam, South Korea and their lavish lifestyles. And the reply about Linkin Park is hilarious. It shows how hard people on TheTopTens try to look smart and special.
I would rather pull my own teeth than listen to this crap!
This should be #1! There is nothing good about this song! NOTHING!V 199 Comments
WORST BAND AND SONG TO EVER HIT THE EARTH I almost needed therapy after hearing this song I ended up getting sick the next day the 1st time hearing this song which I rarely ever get sick so I must have gotten one direction disease a disease you get when you listen to one of one direction HORRIFIC songs for the 1st time
You guys have never heard me sing, so how would you know? I said that 1D sucks to a fan once and she just ignored me and walked away in frustration. And I don't need girls to literally worship me saying how good-looking I am.
You wanna know why, fangirls?
BECAUSE I'M A FUDGING WOMAN!
Why isn't this number 1?!
This band ruined the whole music industry.
The comment below me is right, I also needed therapy after hearing this on the radio.
Dear One Direction,
Everyone knows you're a 'Backstreet Boys' Ripoff, even though I've never heard one of The Backstreet Boys' songs, I'm pretty sure their music is at least a tiny bit better than yours.
You ruined people's taste in music.
I mean come on, a band? YOU GUYS? A BAND?! Ya right, someone call 911, I think my sister just had a heart attack from listening to this.
Please, leave our Solar System, take your crappy managers with you, and take your disgusting hair too, and go.GO.WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!
Alright, enough said.
Rambling terrible utter rubbish. An autotuned disgrace to British pop music that they didn't even write! - sameera62
Explain to me why my pet poop Melissa is quote, "beautiful".V 218 Comments
Please realize people, this is not a legitimate song. It's making fun of girls who engage in the activities depicted in the song. You saying that it's horrible is exactly what The Chainsmokers wanted. It's supposed to be horrible.
It still deserves the title. Barbie Girl is intentionally bad, too. - ThatoneMetalhead
It's not even a song. It has zero quality
This isn't even a song! It's just electronic music and a person talking.
Joke songs shouldn't count on lists like these. This song was kinda obviously written as a joke, guys.V 106 Comments
What happened to all the comments?
A Soulja Boy song is like a disease: it makes you vomit, causes a general feeling of unpleasantness, and for reasons not explained everyone gets it even though they hate it. - Spark_Of_Life
So bad, it is on the list two times! - Swellow
Killed hip hop, along with jay z, but this was the biggest stepV 14 Comments
There are worse songs but I'm just saying YOU ARE SAYING NEVER AND YOUR VOICE SOUDS LIKE A 2 YR. OLD BEING DRAGGED OUT OF A TOY STORE JUSTIN YOU SHOULD BE LEAD VOCALIST OF A CHIPMUNK BAND!
Never say never. But she's just said it twice
I'll never say never...
Bieber the beaver just said it
This song's bad but better than Baby. - redhawk766V 102 Comments
Let's Groove, anyone? - Entranced98
I'm gonna tell you this, never watch hannah Montana unless you're trying to get something out of your throat. Because then that show would be useful.
Its funny how both Billy Ray Cyrus, and his daughter are on this list.
Terrible song my sister watch Hannah Montana all the time and I keep hearing this song I don't know what she likes about her, Hannah and her songs are terrible
Lol this song's in the top 10
You all are ignoramuses this is good. - WonkeyDude98
This song is so bad, a local country station in Texas, suffering from low funds, threatened to play it on their station every day, for 24 hours, until enough money was given to them. Don't believe me? Look it up. What's even worse is that this guy spawned the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus franchise.
When I was three I used to jam to this song, but as I grew older I realized that there is a such thing as good music. Seriously though, it's it just so funny that him and his daughter both have a song on this same list. I think that means we need to ship them both off into space where nobody can hear them screech!
this song blows and the god awful dance that goes with it doesn't help much - aman28
I seriously don't know why so many people hate this song. - railfan99V 52 Comments
This song makes me want to bang my head into a wall a million times... Besides the fact it's terribly annoying, no offense to the people who like it but, I mean who wants to be a barbie? Worst Song EVER! (Except that Rebecca Black Song)
I think that is actually the point of the song. The video shows it is obviously satirical.
Do you wanna go for a ride?
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let�'s go party!
... Can I really say anything else?
Oh, and the only reasons Baby is number 1 are:
1. Haters and Trolls
2. People who genuinely believe this song is bad and don't hate Justin altogether.
3. People defending it, not realising they JUST VOTED ON IT, WHICH PUTS IT HIGHER ON THE LIST!
No, none of those reasons. I hate Justin, oh sorry Dustbin Bieber to the bone, he is a very bad person. - sryanbruen
Best5 song ever y6.9/10 please likeV 106 Comments
I love Em's music, but he seriously went overboard this time. His most sexually disturbing song apart from Insane, no doubt about it.
If I could change a song name. I would change No Flex Zone into No Pants Zone - AlphaQ
Never listen to the explicit version of this. Ever.
Can't wait to see this climb the ranks. This came out in very late 2005 almost entirely alongside My Humps, another awful song. Eminem hit a low with this song that has never been seen before. Having less than perfect songs are acceptable, but this would be unacceptable from Nicki Minaj standards, let alone Eminem's. - WonkeyDude98
Change this title to 'Crack'. Now. - AlphaQV 76 Comments
Including a Barney song in a worst list is like doing a roast of someone with Down's Syndrome. You'll never hear it on the radio, it's meant for infants and small children, and actually succeeds wonderfully at doing what it set out to do: teach children at an early age to love and appreciate one another. Anyone who dismisses that aesthetic as some kind of liberal hippie garbage is frankly, a much bigger pansy ass than Barney, Baby Bop, and B.J. combined.
So Awful, Sucky Song
Worse song Than Any Other Song on the face of the universe - samuelMCL7
you can't tell me this isn't the worst song ever -
You can't hate this song. Really - TheSuperBananaV 108 Comments
Most annoying song ever... LIKE EVER... (WE EEHH)
Most annoying song ever. It also doesn't have any meaning. This song is for 10 year old girls. Grow up Taylor. - gothictomboy66
No one likes this song... Like ever... Ever... Ever
Annoying break up song, very immature. This is why I don't like Taylor Swift, she needs to be more creative and make better songs that are not drama queen songs. I think this is the anthem for drama queens. - AnimeDrawerV 97 Comments
This song is a crime against music. When I heard this, I seriously thought that a girl sang it. So pitiful of a song, with no talent to go behind it.
When I first heard the beginning of this song, I thought it was a submarine or a whale.
THIS IS THE WORST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD! THE MOST ANNOYING THING IS THAT ALL PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL LIKE IT!
That just proves you're the genius in your school. Anyone Who likes this song has and I less than 5 - 12cc
So that is why you call yourself Kurt Cobain and think that Anne Frank would have been a Belieber? If you call yourself right then think again.Oopsie Daisy,I just forgot,you don't have a brain that is why you say"What Do You Mean? ".V 83 Comments
Her voice sounds like an alien because of the fact she's drowned in autotune and the production quality is terrible. The guy saying "This some party we can do what we want" sounds like Dani Filth doing his narration in his songs. I hope it isn't!
This is Awful! There was a time where I liked Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana but now I can't stand them. Why is this on the top 10? This song is now the worst song of the year and worst song I heard since Call Me Maybe. She even cussed in that song, and the video is just gross and unnecessary and that what the song is itself. Herendous!
This song has terrible lyrics, a terribly generic music video and a terrible artist so what else could I say? Oh yeah this "song" sucks
Why would you go from Hannah Montana to this piece of bullspit? oh that's right because you're looking for yo fans. Yeah right,like fans are supposed to be for this stupid song.me singing about coca cola is way betterV 58 Comments
LOL what kind of a dumb song topic is this? was she friggin high when she wrote this? was she drunk? was she still in the mental hospital before she escaped? I don't think anyone gives a flying rats crap ass she kissed a friggin girl. I could come up with better words in my friggin sleep!
this song shouldn't have been realesed - idolangelx13
I do not like this song at all this song sucks - mature
This one is lesbian pride.
What am I saying?! Personally, I have nothing against homosexuals, but this song is an offense to them! - redhawk766
R U 4 Real? This low? This is the definition of "unoriginal" and "uncreative." All this guy does is list off the names of viral dances from the past 10 years! And this song is also really really really repetitive. This guy just says "watch me" over and over and over and over and over and over again. I just don't understand how a song so thoughtless, completely unoriginal, and just flat out terrible can become a hit. When I first heard this song I honestly thought Silento was 12, but when I found out he was 17, I was in complete shock! This guy is going to be a one hit wonder and we will never see or hear from him again! I hope
I have nothing against dance songs, but If you are going to do a dance song please HAVE SOME CREATIVITY! THIS SONG IS SO BAD! THIS GUY JUST LISTS OFF THE NAMES OF VIRAL DANCES FROM THE LAST FEW YEARS! Anybody who does a dance song, we are never going to hear from again, seriously they are all one hit wonders. I KNOW FOR A FACT WE ARE NOT GOING TO HEAR FROM THIS GUY EVER AGAIN! As much as I hate Crank That Soulja Boy with a passion, this song has to be the worst dance son ever created, and one of the worst songs ever created. Put this in the top 10 right now.
This song is just as bad as Hit the Quan. No, scrap that, this is WORSE than Hit the Quan. He basically repeats viral dances and "Watch me" when he isn't.
Hopefully, this is a one hit wonder, and in two years nobody will talk about how this rubbish excuse of a song existed.
Worst song of all time to be honestV 98 Comments
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