What could be the worst song possible?

Keep in mind. Negativity is more powerful than positivity. But positivity is the target for success. Why? Well, that's how you live and learn. Same goes to music. Btw, is baby the worst song? No. Not even close. Stop acting like we're 10 years in the past. Because I am going to figure out what ideas there could be to make the worst song possible:

- Lame Trap Beats
- Insulting Childish Lyrics (that sometimes talks about private body parts)
- Talentless voice
- Android quality production
- Annoyance
- No Melody except for a synth that isn't surprising

I know what you're thinking. Where's autotune? Lol. Guess what. There's this song from Radiohead's Amnesiac and it has Thom singing with autotune in it. No surprises because Radiohead does unique stuff alot... Lol, get it? No surprises? I also knew that this autotune song is also on number 1 on worst Radiohead songs. I was actually expecting National Anthem to be number 1 because god it's torture. I also find it hilarious that it's number 1 because this whole website is against autotune. Now on second thought, autotune is better if used in experimental music... WAIT! HOLD UP! Most trap songs aren't experimental at all! So I guess I should put autotune on the list!

- Autotune

There.

Plan:
Now let's see... Let me come up with something stupid for a sec... How about a song to prove why black girls are better than white boys. It's going to be racist AND sexist. And yes, I'm a white guy and I don't care about race, but we're doing this just for messed up fun.

Produce:
How about using a low quality website for this. Just keep it at a simple pattern and leave it like that. There. That includes the synth which stays at one note and the same beat through the rest of the song.

Write:
The chorus is going to be this:
"Blek grlz ah betta den wah- boiz" ×8
The first verse is about strengths of females compared to weaknesses of males. And yes, females and males are 50 50 in different and weird ways everyone needs to know that.
The second verse is about why blacks are better than whites. And yes, I'm European/American and I have black friends. See what friendship is all about? And then there's the bridge which is politically stupid and it just talks about black women KILLING not only white boys, but also white girls, and black boys. And after that it would say the black girls are winning.

And the final step is this: ... considering if it's going to be serious or sarcastic. If it's kidding, than it's kidding... Actually even if it's sarcasm, it'ss still going to be insulting. Infact this whole song I made up is insulting, and not only that. It's also a joke, and not only is it a joke, it's also an attempt to make the worst song possible.

Music video:

It needs to have Twerking in every second of the video... EEEEVery second. It doesn't matter what the production quality is going to be like because as we all know it. When it comes out on YouTube and gets alot of views. It would be one of the most disliked videos in YouTube history. Probably worse than the rewind videos from YouTube itself.

Oh and btw, don't even think about getting this idea. If you read the whole thing and is going to actually make this song. Well, good luck being hated on for the rest of your life.

Comments

Autotune sucks, but Radiohead isn’t the best example for it . I see your point though. Rap music is mostly autotuned the most. - visitor (2/17/2020)

I think there actually was an attempt to make a song like this. It was called "the most unwanted song". I believe it included bagpipes, an opera singer rapping and a children's choir encouraging the listener to shop at Walmart. - Powell (3/20/2020)

Thanks for giving me this hilarious song. - visitor (3/25/2020)

Are you on Rate Your Music? - Joeljohns249 (3/23/2020)

I used to be - visitor (3/25/2020)

Anything on doug walker's the wall tbh - iliekpiez (4/18/2020)