Worst Songs of All Time

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321 A Circus Is a Prison - Dot and Santa Claus V 1 Comment
322 Obsessed - Mariah Carey

This is one of the greatest songs ever! Mariah doesn't deserve to be anywhere on here!

It's Mariah. Only her Glitter album and the one before it sucked. enough Said.

323 Fine China - Chris Brown

Is his girls were fine China, he would break them

The most annoying song ever, it makes my ears bleed, he's so ulgy with his blond hair.

This song should not have been given to Chris Brown. I think LoganCrews said it best. This song should have been given to Ne-Yo.

324 Dogfight Giggle - Todd Rundgren
325 Wop - J. Dash V 1 Comment
326 Candy - Robbie Williams
327 Big Dick - Little Big
328 All Summer Long - Kid Rock
329 Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
330 Blown Away - Carrie Underwood
331 Pumps and a Bump - MC Hammer

This song ruined Hammer's image.

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332 Human Behavior - Bjork
333 Who Has Seen the Wind - Yoko Ono
334 Mega Babies Intro

Worst Gross Out Show until the 2000s

*facepalm* You people are such losers if you actually need to consider this a legitimate song.

335 The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - Cheeky Girls
336 Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
337 Through the Fire and Flames - DragonForce

Nobody actually voted for this work of art, it was artificially placed to the top 100 by a retarded hacker who's an elementary school girl and loves Justin Bieber and pop music.

I cried when I first heard this song, that's how beautiful it was and now I'm looking at it in the Worst songs of all time list...

What? Dragonforce is amazing and should NEVER be mixed into a list of pathetic pop songs.

This song is amazing. WHAT IS WITH THAT GUITAR?! - WonkeyDude98

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338 Dooo It! - Miley Cyrus

This abomination and blasphemy against music is the most pathetic excuse for a "song" I've ever heard. Literally, all it is is Miley screaming about hippies, pot, and f-bombs with weird autotune that makes her voice sound echoy and strained. Some sample lyrics:

"I don't give a f***, I ain't no hippie! "

"Why they put the dick in the p****? F*** you"

Wow. These are the third worst lyrics of all time.

Not to mention the music video, which is the worst music video of all time. All it is is a close up on her disgusting face while donut glaze, sprinkles, milk and glitter glue run down it while she swallows it and spits it out. She sticks her tongue out a lot to boot.

Ear bleeding in it's lack of talent and tase and eye bleeding in it's disgusting and creepy visuals. This "song" should be considered a crime against humanity and have every copy be blown into outer space along with anyone involved in this trash. Worst ...more - Spark_Of_Life

How is it that this song isn't much higher? This song made me blind. Like, know how Smaug couldn't see when the dwarves poured molten gold on him? That was me when I listened to song and video. Even moving this up 800 spots from the 920 it's at now would be too lenient.

How is this song so low? It's the worst song I've ever heard in my entire life. The entire song is Miley Cyrus singing through a horrible vocal filter with a terrible beat.

This is just sickening. Even "We Can't Stop" and "23" are much better this. The autotune echos and strains her voice. The instrumentation is annoying and irritating. The sound effects like the record scratching sucks. The lyrics are about hippies, sex and drugs ("Why they put the dick in the p****? F*** you! ") and they truly suck and mean nothing. The sounds of her rolling her tongue and choking in the background sicken me and remind me of the music video. "Wait, did you say the music video"? Yeah I said the music video and it's the worst music video in existence. It's literally a close-up of her mouth as she eats and spits out glitter glue and other things. She makes choking noises and sticks out her tongue a lot as well. Abysmal song and is well deserving of the top ten. Miley is SO much better than this. Terrible intro to an album of vomit. - DCfnaf

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339 Pop Champagne - Jim Jones & Ron Browz

How the heck is this not #1! It's atrocious! Overuse of auto-tune, one of the most off key performances I have ever heard, and even the song that was sampled has terrible audio quality! When a song can make the likes of "London Bridge" by Fergie, "Every Girl" by Young Money, "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna, and even "Fack" by Eminem sound good in comparison, you've created something that reaches a whole new level of bad.

I've heard so much bad music, but today, I have found the bottom of the barrel. Please don't tell me music can get any worse.

This has no rhythm, or beat to it at all. It's just one big, clunking mess with no redeemable qualities. Jim Jones sounds like a robot. Gross. - Spark_Of_Life

Get this to the top ten, please.

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340 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

She sounds like tickle me elmo.! - alexx3

Worst song in the world! I'm 10 and I know quality music when I hear it! I should buy all of her songs and personally shred them all up!

There were better #1 songs in the 2000s, but this is still Shakira's best song by a mile. - WonkeyDude98

This song is terrible, Shakira's voice sounds like Kermit the frog. - Popsicles

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