Worst Songs of All Time

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41 Booty - Jennifer Lopez

This not for shaking like this! It is for sitting and making poo poo! In other words, more crap. A grown woman with kids should know better than this.

That's what I say all the time! Butts aren't for being attractive. They're for...What you said. - TheAlbinoWolf

Another song about butts (yawn)

Iggy destroyed her career with Black Widow. She destroyed her chance for redemption with this.

Here's another bad song about booty,
No thought went into this crap it's just booty,
It's so bad the title should've been doodie,
Makes Anaconda seem like, a masterpiece.

-Bart Baker (2014)-

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42 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Without the annoying looping 'woo', it is just another bad pop song. With the annoying looping 'woo', it is a good candidate for the most annoying and worst song ever. It is not music - it is noise!

THE. WORST. SONG.I. EVER. HEARD. Robin Thicke is such an idiot and he can't even barely sing a song on his own! The minute I first heard it I knew I was listening to the most awful song that has ever existed on the planet. Whenever I hear this I turn off the radio if possible.

5 - Boyfriend - Justin Bieber / 4 - What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction / Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO / 2 - Gangnam Style - PSY /... And the number one most annoying song of all time is... / 1 - BLURRED F--KING LINES!

This song did not deserve to be a hit - 1507563

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43 U.O.E.N.O. - Rocko

There's nothing good that can be even said about this song. While both Friday and Baby were terrible songs, at least they were better than this piece of garbage. Rocko, the least annoying, wastes his talent on bragging about glam, with Future making it a lot worse. However, in this song, Rick Ross, especially with his infamous date lyric, seems to be imitating Bill Cosby. - Swellow

I would probably have a laundry list of complaints about this song, but all I hear is autotune. So I guess it's awful?

Lower Than Hello, Kill Me - VideoGamefan5

I was neutral when I first heard it but Damn this song is sure awful. Could this be a worse version of Stimulated? Probably not. In this song they rape grown up women but in Stimulated he rapes a goat...I mean an underage 17 year old.

Future still uses damn autotune which is making me hate him The More I hear his terrible "voice". NaH I wont say anything out Rick Ross since he will find me and sit on me. RR is terrible and all he does is brag about cars. Who's Rocko? Oh wait, nobody knows.

I used to get mind messed the 1st when I heard this song and couldn't make up my mind if it was a 2/5 or 3/5 so I settled on a 2.5/5. Now it's a 1.5/5.

Great job Rocko! You official terrible - AlphaQ

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44 Sexting - Blood On the Dance Floor

Why does this stuff get made?

Blood On The Dance Floor = Epic Fail

In the song, they're taking it so seriously, I just can't even...

The clean version of the song involves farm animals in place of the profanity and sexual phrases. Go check it out, it's as terrible as it to the original song (which sucked as well) like how the cleaned version of F*** You is to it's uncensored version. - Swellow

All of the songs from this band are the worst songs ever. Just by the title of this song, I could tell it is awful and disgusting. I think all BOTDF songs are worse than any other songs on this list. I would actually rather listen to Justin Bieber over BOTDF any day. - AnimeDrawer

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45 I Got That Rock'n Roll - Ross Lynch

I give credit to anyone who can actually listen the whole way through this song without either shooting themselves, ripping their ears off, or going insane. This song is so bad, it's impossible to give an explanation on, but I will try. The song is just painful on your ears. It's obvious that he used tons of autotune, and is lipsyncing throughout the whole song. He talks about how everyone adores him the whole song. The lyrics are cliche and simplistic. The guitar playing is not very cleverly faked. The solo is by far the worst guitar solo I have heard anywhere. It's pretty much just him hitting notes and playing super fast. ANYONE can do that. It isn't like the Stairway to Heaven solo, where Page plays fast but actually has STRUCTURE to the solo. This solo has no structure, it's just him going, "Look at me, I play fast! " All in all, this is the worst song ever by the worst artist ever, and it really fits in with the new Disney "image". Not to mention it was featured on the worst ...more

I've listened to the whole song without shooting myself, ripping my ears off, or going insane. This is probably the worst song Ross Lynch have ever did. He just says "I got that rock and roll yeah yeah" and it's just about how popular and adored he is. All that I can say is that he can do and did so much better. Ross Lynch is a talented singer and to be honest, this is not even rock music. If you want to listen to real rock music, listen to Green Day, Paramore or Evanescence, not this.

I just listen to this song, and I now have a new opinion on what the worst song ever was. And sorry, I only got past the first minute. Horribly written and pointless song. It's not even a pointless love song, it doesn't have a meaning (not even just one that isn't very cleverly hidden. ) I'm going to say most of my brain cells died at the first minute of the "song". It's going to be hard to get those back if I don't do some math quickly!

Oh how I hate Ross... He sings like A... (No words can explain) and their are some girls that have "r5" on their binders no I'm not jealous. I'm A GIRL (obviously) and his hair... I beat ten dollars that it's either bleached or a wig. Don't even get me started on austin and ally or teen beach movie. - Thatgirl

I was about to go listen to this because it had the words rock n roll in it and I love rock n roll but when I plugged my earbuds ( before I put the song on) I quickly realised this was by a Disney pretty boy that all the girls love in 2012 2013 2014 etc (its 2016) basically I'm just happy that this guy is forgettable in the year of twenty sixteen but some how we still have jb.

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46 Yellow Bus - Brokencyde

Even with songs like Get Crunk and Teach Me How to Scream being horrendous, nothing could've prepared me for this. -2/10. - NiktheWiz

47 Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

I can never get over the fact that this song completely stole the bass line from Queen and David Bowie's Under Pressure song. I just can't.

So? This song is trash but sampling is a thing in all kinds of music, it's not stealing. - Themusicman

I still can't believe vanilla ice took the bass line from a great and meaningful song and contaminated it with some gangster rap song

Its basically a comedy song now the video is hilarious.

Some retard on my bus was playing this at full volume and wouldn't turn it down. It was horrible. - Popsicles

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48 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

This song makes me want to commit suicide. My faith in humanity is already in the negative hundreds, but this...This excuse for a song...made it drop lower than anything that has ever made it drop COMBINED.

Autotuned to death, no talent, and inane, disgusting lyrics. Plus, pedophile Tyga. Makes you want to take a shower after listening to it. - Spark_Of_Life

This should be in the top 20; at least Baby and Friday don't insult both genders, primarily men. Plus, Tyga's verse makes the song even worse. - NiktheWiz

Also Lower Than Hello, BWAHAHAHHAHA - VideoGamefan5

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49 On the Floor - IceJJFish

It's so beautiful, I'm gonna cry. (seriously though, what is this?! )

If this is a joke, than I am alright with it. But if this is actually a guy being serious, then this song is bad. This guy obviously can't sing, but it is funny to hear, so I am not sure. - AnimeDrawer

I am listening to the sample and crying for my life

This should be higher up! THIS GUY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE CONSIDERED A SINGER AT THIS CRINGY POINT!

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50 Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Care - Relient K

Crayons Can Melt ON Us For All I Care? What kind of name is THAT?!

This is a brilliant song. Press the listen to sample button and you'll see - DieHardPearlJamFan

I love Relient K but this is not even a song this just lasts only 10 seconds - paasadani

Who else though it would be a revolutionary song only to have tens seconds of your life deliberately wasted? Literally the entire song fits in the sample. - WonkeyDude98

And if you eat their crayons you'll get food poisoning! 1/5 - AlphaQ

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51 Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna

Really, Madonna? You should have given up around 2003. - Spark_Of_Life

No she shouldn't. I love her but she makes people think she should give up because of this song. - BeaM456

The beat is awful especially the ending and Madonna acts like a child, one of the worst songs ever!

This song sucks

Madonnas only good new song Is living for love - 1507563

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52 Love Me Like That - R5

I can't think of lyrics! Love me like... What? Oh who gives a crap. Love me like that. - SammySpore

Like R5 but what is this song?

God please take me now.

This song sucks

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53 Rack City - Tyga

This is the worst song of all time in my opinion. Tyga has no flow, the beat is utter trash. The lyrics are just abominable and misogynistic atrocities. And to top it all off, IT'S BORING AS HELL! No buildup, none of the excitement that might make it somewhat bearable. This song isn't as objectively bad as Stupid Hoe, but at least Stupid Hoe has some shock value and things that catch your attention! This is just everything bad about rap without any of the energy. I avoid this song at pretty much all costs! - TheEvilNuggetCookie

I have a speculation. This was a phone call between Tyga and his mom while he was playing Grand Theft Auto, which got inadvertently recorded by one of Tyga's employees and then DJ Mustard was told to make something that fitted the song.

There is nothing in the beat. Except one three-note undertoned synth that gives the song absolutely no weight. The trap percussion and toned down chants that are in EVERY DJ MUSTARD SONG don't inject anything into the song. - WonkeyDude98

Oh god, this song is so awful, it's nearly hilarious to laugh at it's atrociousness. The beat is literally the same thing repeated on a loop with gang vocals added in, but don't forgot how Tyga's half-bored and monotonous voice work so well with the awful beat. The lyrics suck too. - Swellow

So boring with terrible lyrics.

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54 Karate Chop - Future

Future is awful, his songs are awful. The end.

Future is the most untalented artist of all time. Bieber at least can sing, he just is uber commercial. Future? He mumbles over autotune. Enough said.

That Emmett Till lyric though. - WonkeyDude98

Probably the worst song from the untalented Desiigner ripoff who abuses autotune. -3/5 - AlphaQ

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55 Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

Why is this even on the bad song list? I guess it can be annoying to some people, but not to everyone. It's actually fun to bust out into it.

When Gwen moved to pop, she lost it. Gwen was 35 at the time of its release in a song filled with annoying cheerleader chants and lyrics a good 20 years below her age. The overchanting of "S*** is Bananas" is an absolute embarrassment to an artist who released the power ballad "Don't Speak" nine years prior.

This song may be a borderline unlistenable wreck with some of the most immature lyrics in a pop song, but hey, at least it isn't Spark the Fire. *gag* - WonkeyDude98

This song is really annoying and overplayed. I used to like this song, but now it is irrating and Gwen sounds really annoying in this. She used to be one of my favorite singers, but now I find her annoying once I discovered more music. - AnimeDrawer

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56 Birthday - Selena Gomez

If you thought Birthday Cake was bad, then just you wait until you listen to this, which makes Birthday Cake look like a masterpiece. - NiktheWiz

Wow, I didn't realize how much Selena Gomez sucks until I heard this song. - olliv

57 Loyal - Chris Brown

"Yeah, girls generally fail at being loyal if you call them hoes, Chris. OR IF YOU BEAT THEM UP." ~ Todd in the Shadows

Well Chris brown ain't loyal and he like punching chicks. Dude hitting girls is just wrong. What's next? Tickling Penguins?!?! - AlphaQ

This song is an absolute disgrace and disrespectful towards woman. Chris Brown's a loser. Know wonder Rihanna left him.

This song only proves that Chris Brown can't be trusted, as well as the fact he still can't forgive Rihanna despite being being the douche in that situation. - Swellow

"Them hoes ain't loyal"? The one who ain't loyal is YOU Chris!

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58 S&M - Rihanna

Even if I am a fan of Rihanna, there will always be a song that I will like less than the others. S&M is my least favorite song of Rihanna because the video of the song was banned in countries and also because of the horrible lyrics. Birthday Cake is my second least favorite song of Rihanna, that became my least favorite because Chris Brown ruined the song. By the way, Birthday Cake would be catchy if Rihanna continued the song alone or with someone else

Rihanna has done worse (sadly), but this is some of the most lackluster songwriting I've ever seen. And since it's Rihanna, it's also completely overproduced. - WonkeyDude98

I have to admit, I like the beat of the song, but the vocals and lyrics, no. I only like the beat and that is it, I love good electronic beats. But the lyrics are horrible and I don't like the singing. - AnimeDrawer

Dear Lord! What is this abomination? I see Rihanna has taken the route of average aging adult pop star, that had to release a desperately controversial song in order to stay relevant. This has set a precedent for other pop stars like Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj. The beat is not catchy, it's crappy. She sounds like a drug addict when she sings it. And worst of all:
The lyrics and music video. With lyrics like:
"I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it.."
"Sex in the air, I love the smell of it..."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.."
This song is ABOUT SEX SLAVERY. NO WONDER IT WAS BANNED IN 18 COUNTRIES. Wow, Rihanna. Wow. And the video was so bad, it was BANNED ON YOUTUBE. I miss Rihanna back when she made Disturbia, Umbrella, SOS, Pon De Replay, and Don't Stop The Music. I mean I guess I got back to liking her when I heard Only Girl In The World and We Found Love, but then after Pour it Up, I WAS DONE. Why would Rihanna go from ...more

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59 Heart Made Up on You - R5

Disney people how a bunch of pricks with puffy hair to fake being a band and then back him up.

This is why Ross Lynch does not deserve his own band. - Turkeyasylum

This song sucks

I think ross does deserve his band becaue together they make lots of good music and all there fans love them including me I listen to hima and his band all the time I even have all there albums and posters and accessories and there the best family band in the world

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60 Hotline Bling - Drake

I, I'm speechless, how did this get to #2 on radio station ratings? HOW?! This song is a bloody mess of Drake speaking with a crappy background beat

I really do hate this song. EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU- ever since you left the city drake everyone celebrated

This song is really boring. The lyrics don't make sense, the beat is bland as heck, and Drake has really monotonous and dry vocals overloaded with autotune, not the worst, but a bad song. - AnimeDrawer

That's the only song I like cause its bad it so so bad that its funny

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