Worst Songs of All Time

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81 Best Song Ever - One Direction

More like one of the worst songs ever!

The ultimate never judge a song by it's name.

I am surprised this isn't higher on the list. Not that I care anyway but I assumed a lot of people really hated it. Mostly because it says it's the best song ever...

Worst song ever! - olliv

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82 Pretty Girl - Britney Spears

I got cancer after listening to this song. I am now dying in the hospital all because of this song.

Don't joke about Cancer please, but yeah, this song is just awful.

People still care about Britney Spears? No? Yeah, I thought so. That's why Iggy Azalea is in the song: So Britney feels like she's relevant. And having Iggy in anything sucks. Britney's voice is awful as usual and severely autotuned, earbleeding beats and technology, dumb message, and Iggy is in the song. Oh, and it had NINE writers on it. NINE MEN who went to COLLEGE and got a degree in SONG WRITING had to work together and this is what they crapped out. "Bohemian Rhapsody" was written in its entirety by the music legend himself, Freddie Mercury. One person made that song. Nine writers made this. I can't even... - DCfnaf

3 times seriously o saw this 3 times in this list. Yea this song is bad but try to check a bit more carefully if the song is there - AlphaQ

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83 Old Shep - Elvis Presley

Yes of course the voice is all right but the song is horrible like I said before Well I know that Scouting for Girls did their song called Elvis Ain't Dead well their wrong he is dead saying he should be might be a bit harsh but God still let him in Heaven even though he hates this song I bet Elvis would have been 10 times more popular if he hadn't have done this - Greenday

This should already be on here horrible song but great voice though but Elvis sounds worse in this record than he does in any of his others I just Hate this song I HATE THIS SONG IT IS BY FAR THE WORST EVER hate it so much that if Elvis was still alive I would kill him because of this song

I thought elvis was the king of rock, not crappy classical music! - TACO63

His orchestral album in 2015 was terrible!

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84 Hit the Quan - Iheartmemphis

No seriously, what even is a Quan? I know this is a nightclub song and you're not supposed to pay attention to the lyrics, but this song just sounds hilariously awful, worse than Watch Me.

Horrible one hit wonder from a horrible band we're never going to hear from again. At least this one had lyrics, unlike WATCH ME. - Spark_Of_Life

The only thing we should be hitting is Iheartmemphis, the weed junkie who sings this crap's, face. - Swellow

NIKE Sucks Now Thanks To This Song - VideoGamefan5

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85 Love Me - Lil Wayne

I'm going to TRY to list all the problems of this song, but I don't know if I can because of how many there are. Well I did it for the much worse Anaconda, so I guess I can.

First off, the original uncensored title. Second, the chorus by Future and Drake, the former being the worst rapper of 2013 and the latter never having had anywhere near as much talent as a rapper than an R&B singer. They sound so unenthusiastic and depressed, even if the lyrics are meant to say otherwise, and the production of the chorus in particular is depressing and slow which doesn't flow at all with Lil Wayne's verses which at least have some kind of energy, even if it isn't much. This causes exactly what you don't want in a song leading to a chorus: a reverse crescendo. They don't sound like they are enjoying themselves at all and their lyrics don't make up for it, especially Drake's.

Next up is the verses. The production is still unfittingly dark even if it gained some kind of impact and ...more - WonkeyDude98

Worst rap song I've ever heard. Terrible beat, disgusting, vomit-worthy lyrics, lazy performance, and a creepy-ass music video.

The lyrics sucks terribly. It just made it mug worse to add Future and Drake into this song.

Pukey garbage? Check. Wayne's STUPAHD AWTUTUNE? Check. Does he suck? Checkmate.

First of all the chorus is awful and 2, Future and Drake singing it. Oh no...don't tell me the Little boy name Wein has new bad sawhng. Ugh. Now Lil Wayne's has AWFUL vocals and abuses his autotune worse than future. -1/5. Oh why doesn't this exist? - AlphaQ

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86 My x - Rae Sremmurd

This song is atrociously bad! I can't believe Rae Sremmurd had this song. Rae Sremmurd is officially one of the worst rappers from now on because of this. - AlphaQ

Whoops, looks like you got some talent on that autotune. Better fix it quick. - Spark_Of_Life

I hate this song

87 Laffy Taffy - D4L

This dude's voices sounds like he is high on acid. It is worse than some, albeit not all, of the songs in the Top 10, let alone the 106 songs above this. This song is a disgrace to music, and sending it into a black hole would still be a kind fate for this atrocity.

Apart from the vocals that sound like everyone got high on coke, the lyrics are an even more disgusting manner, though there is one lyric that is incredibly bad:
"They call me Jolly Rancher, because I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time, OH MY GOD! "
Oh please, a Jolly Rancher shrinks when you suck it, and the more and more you suck the sweet, it gets softer.
So yeah, pretty stupid song. - Swellow

I remember when this song first came out. Yes, a very horrible excuse for a song. Using candy in sexual terms is so overrated like Lil Wayne.

The vocals are painful

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88 Jam (Turn It Up) - Kim Kardashian

You all waited for this

Beat: This is literally just a percussion piece. It's loud but underweight and clattery but lacks substance.

Vocals: I suppose she isn't awful (at least not as much as I thought she would be, given she's the least talented celebrity of all time), but she isn't good. Her voice is an absolute monotony and don't match up to the fun of the lyrics. It's like Scream and Shout if Kim Kardashian tried to make it.

Lyrics: Lousy, generic party lyrics.

KK has no charisma, no personality, and no talent. 0/5 - WonkeyDude98

Wait.. Kim Kardashian actually released a song? As if Kanye wasn't enough. I resign from life.

This is easily the worst song ever

Awful attempt of Kim Kardashian making a song. She can't sing at all, as if she had any talent. She sounds like a teenage girl bragging about getting a new phone. And she is using so much autotune it hurts your ears. The lyrics and beat are atrocious as well. Sorry Kim, you don't have any talent. - AnimeDrawer

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89 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

It's Peacock all over again!

Someone add the Blackstar album please

This is new though - 1507563

90 Party Like a Rock Star - Shop Boyz

This is the worst song I've ever heard. The whole rappers who think there in a 80s hair band thing is probably the worst idea of all time. - ChrisHenry

This song is stupid. Why is "Fireflies" on this list? It's a whimsical song with beautiful melody. This song is uninspired and annoying.

This song makes Limp Bizkit's pathetic attempts to blend rock and rap sound like a masterpiece. What were they thinking when they released this?

By far the worst song ever

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91 Hakuna Matata - Nathan Lane, Ernie Sabella, Jason Weaver & Joseph Williams

People who get angry don't think and don't listen

Misunderstanding would lead to horrible problems

Song means one thing. it means this song is crap. if you love the song that I feel so sorry for you

This song encourages people to be child molesters

Making this music is GAY!

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92 She Bangs - Ricky Martin

Its so bad, its good. William Hung did a great job of demonstrating that.

It breaks my heart to see a Ricky Martin song on this list. And I really liked Livin' La Vida Loca. - MilesW1998

William Hung does that song justice.

This song isn't bad. The only thing that disturbs me is the title. - Powerfulgirl10

93 Peacock - Katy Perry

Katy Perry is beyond corny and doesn't deserve what she gets.

This is the kind if crap that nightmares are made out of. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

I thought this song would be about the beauty of peacocks. NOPE! Instead it's a pointless and meaningless song about Katy's request to see a guy's ge-- yeah, you get it. And what does she call this crap? A "gay anthem". Yeah right, I bet homosexuals and lesbians hate your music too. - Swellow

My opinion on Katy Perry: I like some of her songs. some (espesically this one) are innapropiate.

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94 Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

3 bad artists in one song! This is the worst combo! Three Idiots of Music!

Eliminate Nicki Minaj in brutal fashion then deal with the other two after all anyone who likes this song is brain dead and needs to get a taste of actual music

This song isn't bad, I mean it's better than anything Minaj has legitimately released, but her on the track is unnecessary. - WonkeyDude98

This is a awesome song - 1507563

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95 Loud - R5

Just terrible. This song is not as bad as I Got That Rock and Roll, but it's really bad. Ross Lynch being in this band doesn't make it any better.

This song is pretty much one of the most cliche, generic, preppy teen pop party songs you will ever find. People talk about how great R5 is, but I was able to figure out what this song was about within 5 seconds. Ross Lynch cannot sing. This song has tons of autotune in it. It's just a party song about dancing around trying to find a girlfriend. Like any self-respecting girl would like him. I'm a guy, but I know GIRLS who have said he has no charm and is unattractive. Most GIRLS say Justin Bieber is more attractive.

Some people try to point out who's the worst Disney actor-turned musician. Most of the points go to Zendaya, Chyna of ANT Farm, but for me, it goes to the former Kidz Bop star, Ross Lynch. Pretentious, over-hyped "rock" songs like this make me gag. Thankfully, though, R5 hasn't been relevant in ages, and I can see why. - Swellow

Believe it or not, some people actually consider this crap music.

Your Farts are LOUD! - AlphaQ

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96 Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Hey, this is a good song!

I don't know if I should like this or not like this. I mean, the vocals are awkward yet soothing at the same time. - djpenquin999

A bit too slow and quiet for me, but Karen O's vocals are actually pretty decent to be honest. - Swellow

Go tell someone at pitchfork that this is the wrostsong ever. I'm pretty sure the'll throtle you

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97 Closer - The Chainsmokers

Where do I even begin? I miss songs like Roses, Don't Let Me Down and New York City. Everything was fine with the Chainsmokers up until THIS when Drew started to sing for some reason. In the end, the song sounds like he's trying really hard to sing but just can't, so he just autotunes his voice to the point where his lyrics sound slurred. His verses are crap, he sounds like a drunk mental patient. Halsey's verse is just as bad, her voice is irritating and she also sounds like a drunk mental patient that is choking on a wad of paper. The chorus is crap, it's just a crappy beat drop. The only somewhat good part of the song (and it's mediocre at best) is the bridge when Drew comes close to actually singing and not sounding like a drunk mental patient. And this trash pile of a song somehow stayed at #1 for 12 WEEKS, keeping good songs like Bad Things and I Don't Wanna Live Forever away from the top spot. And its STILL #23, which means it's gonna play on the radio for another ...more

People need to stop voting for songs they hate at the moment because of overplay. If this song was like five years old, it wouldn't even be near the top 100. - Spark_Of_Life

Dear Lord? Where do I begin? I've hated this song ever since day one when it came out in summer and the more I hear it, the more respect I lose for it. Terrible. Just terrible. What happened to the Chainsmokers when they made meaningful songs like Roses and Don't Let Me Down? That was when they were good. Everything was fine with them til they released this...thing. I thought 2016 couldn't get any worse when sweatshirt and work (by Rihanna) came out, but then this was released and a whole other story began. The beat is crappy and basically NOT EVEN FINISHED. Like literally unfinished. Then it has to get worse with the drop, which was just ear-rape and pure cancer. Sounds like it was made by a two year old. Nice idea Chainsmokers (not!).

The lyrics are just...gross. It's just a bunch of crappy drug references and cheap sex metaphors. Not to mention they are cliché. Then there's the cover art which made me puke and the equally nasty music video. Both involve two untalented ...more

We will always remember the crapsmokers as people who sing only about...sex, drugs and getting high. How creative (NOT! )

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98 Roar - Katy Perry

Roar is actually a pretty good song according to myself. Actually, it is not a ripoff of Brave. It was in fact recorded before Brave and even though it sounds the same, the inspiration from both songs are expressed by different lyrics.

It's annoying, even I Kissed A Girl is better. It may have a good message, but the singing absolutely sucks.

Complete ripoff of Brave by Sara Bareilles.

I like this song! Especially as a One Piece AMV. - Elsa

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99 Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy

That donkey from Shrek? - 4rs3R4mm3r

What eddie murphy has a song?

This song is OK. I've never heard it, but I'm surprised it's above loads of crap below. - PositronWildhawk

100 No One - Alicia Keys

such a nice voice but sounds HORRIBLE in this song - bigmike52

This song is honestly really decent in my opinion. I mean yeah her vocals kinda stretch out but I didn't really find anything I didn't like about this song. Yeah not much in detail about this guy but in all honesty, I feel like there's more to like about this song than for what its not. Not the best Alicia Keys song but it's alright.

It makes no sense? Her voice sounds like a dying pig! - beatle608

When her music started getting bad. She should've just stopped after "Fallin'". - olliv

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