Worst Songs from Ark Music Factory


The Top Ten

1 Chinese Food - Alison Gold

After doing further research, apparently Patrice's wife didn't really like this song! - BellaThornesuxx

It's even worse than Friday!

2 Friday - Rebecca Black

Is their anything more to be said about this? She didn't write this song. Patrice Wilson (the rapping guy) did. In fact he wrote ALL the songs in this list. His goal is to find kids usually around the age of 11-14 pays their parents for them to star in his music videos and sing his songs. The result later must be the laughingstock at whatever school they go to. - BellaThornesuxx

3 Shush Up - Alison Gold

Yes. This girl is back with another horrendous song. This video actually got deleted from YouTube. Good riddance. Electrifying an 11 year old girl? Making her jump of a building? Whats worse is her outfit. She is only 11 and she was wearing cropped tops, really short shorts and tons of makeup! Even more disturbing? She was dancing in front if shirtless construction workers and somehow giving birth to doll... - BellaThornesuxx

This is a bad song and idea. I was doing kid stuff when I was eleven. Not guuurlfrieend stuff. Ark Music should know this.

I’m so happy I’m not an Ark Music singer. I’d rather wait and get signed to An Island or Black Butter than go through Ark Music hell.

4 It's Thanksgiving - Nicole Westbrook
5 Happy - Patrice Wilson

His failed attempt to make the world "happy". Plus he got dumped by his "girlfriend" even though in real life, he is married. - BellaThornesuxx

6 Skip Rope - Tweenchronic

The message of this song is NOT about jumping rope. Drug dealing and purchasing alcohol was more similar to what they were doing. - BellaThornesuxx

7 Abcdefg - Alison Gold

Patrice has done it again, dressing like Mr Rogers, and peeking in a window with a creepy smile on his face. He also drags Alison into a van and takes her a party. She was trying to get a guy to like her meanwhile Patrice spikes their drinks turning Alison's crush into Chinese food. And of course she ate him. - BellaThornesuxx

8 Lets Make Some Noize - Iris Zeitlow

And I thought he only favoured children... - BellaThornesuxx

9 Cupcake - Gina Naomi Baez
10 Get In My Car - Grace Liu

*I mean kids

That’s what Patrice said to those girls

The Contenders

11 Storybook - Abby Victor
12 My Team - Drew Jacobs

This is the worst, but is one of the funniest

13 Jump - Grace Liu
14 Hot Stuff - Lexi Sullivan
15 Keep On Dreaming - Cami
16 Girlfriend - Griffin Tucker
17 Hysterical - Ellie Soufi
18 Smile - Nicole Westbrook
19 So Free - Angel Jasmine

Patrice said: “This candy is so free, get in my van please”

20 Dance the Night Away - Aruna
21 Perfect You - Hannah Rose
22 Shocked - Teona Dolnikova
23 Dancing Crazy - Reyna Armour
24 Hot Stuff - Lexi Sullivans

It sounds like kids having sex

25 Cupcakes - Gina Naomi Baez
26 My Jeans - Jenna Rose


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List Stats

26 listings
4 years, 162 days old

Top Remixes

1. Friday - Rebecca Black
2. Chinese Food - Alison Gold
3. It's Thanksgiving - Nicole Westbrook
1. Chinese Food - Alison Gold
2. Friday - Rebecca Black
3. Shush Up - Alison Gold


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