Top Ten Worst Songs for Teachers to Make Little Kids Sing Along To

Some of these songs aren't necessarily bad, while most of them are, but they aren't made for little kids to sing along to. Mainly because they are too sexual or violent, or have too much cursing in them. These people must be bad teachers if they make kids sing these songs! Imagine if a little kid sings this! I did not put songs like Friday or Baby because those songs aren't too sexual or violent and have no cursing, even though they are bad songs. Teachers, don't make kids sing these!

The Top Ten

1 Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse

This song is too violent and hard to sing to! The teacher must be really obsessed with death metal if they make their students sing this! So much, that they make their kids sing the bad words in this songs! Can you imagine kids straining their throats singing this?! Lol!

2 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor


Listen to the song and you'll know why, although the title says it all. - micahisthebest

Self explanatory - Croy987

Dahvie Vanity and his garbage band should just leave our ears alone. - DCfnaf

3 Cry Baby - Melanie Martinez
4 Family Reunion - Blink 182

Imagine if a kindergarden class was about to put on music, then the teacher wants to make kids sing this song. And they make little kids, who probably have no idea about the bad words, sing this.

5 Mad Hatter - Melanie Martinez
6 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

I knew two little girls on my bus who would sing this song. This world gets more cringeworthy everyday!

7 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer

I ❤️ Major Lazer but kids singing this would make me cringe.
- TheDuttyGyal

8 Rape Me - Nirvana

This song is about rape? How is this song about rape? Are there any other songs about rape? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

9 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

The song is terrible, the lyrics are awful and dirty and it's about butts wiggling! The teacher should've been dirty for singing this dreadful loathsome song! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

I don't even want to think about teachers putting this for kids to sing to, that would be very cringy.

10 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

How can a teacher sing this song? Even an 18-year-old can sing this! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

The Contenders

11 Fack - Eminem

About shoving gerbils up Yor ass. NO ONE. I REPEAT. NO ONE SHOULD LISTEM TO TBIS. EVER. - AlphaQ

12 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

Oh god! I can't stand a 5 year old boy sing this song.

13 Lollipop - Lil Wayne
14 Bedrock - Young Money


Just imagining a room full of kindergarteners singing "My room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock." - WholeGrainNeko

15 Freaxx - Brokencyde
16 Stimulated - Tyga

Imagine if kids sang a Tyga song in class...

17 Only - Nicki Minaj
18 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
19 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
20 Daddy - Korn

It's about a child getting raped by his father. Enough said...

21 Necropedophile - Cannibal Corpse

Necrophilia is the sexual attraction to dead things. Pedophilia is the sexual attraction to children who have not gone through puberty. Put em together, and you have a Necropedophile, someone with the sexual attraction to dead children who didn't go through puberty. Who comes up with this?

22 Kim - Eminem
23 Date Rape - Sublime
24 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
25 Jeremy - Pearl Jam

It's about a kid who shot himself in his English class.

26 P***y - Rammstein
27 I Gave Nambla Pictures of Your Kid - Anal C***

Look up NAMBLA and you'll see why this is really inappropriate for a teacher to play to kids.

28 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
29 Party Rock Anthem - Lmfao
30 Expose Yourself to Kids - GG Allin

Just look up the lyrics.

31 Despacito - Luis Fonsi

Even if it wasn't sexual, its hard to sing this song

32 Baby - Justin Bieber
33 Release the Panic - Red

This kind of sounds like heavy metal with screamo mixed with some hard rock and Christian rock. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

34 I Lit Your Baby on Fire - Anal C*NT
35 Umbrella - Rihanna
36 Alphabet Boy - Melanie Martinez
37 When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
38 Booty - Blac Youngsta
39 Innocent High - Blood on the Dance Floor
40 El Baño - Enrique Iglesias
41 Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
42 If Tomorrow War Comes - Red Army Choir
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