Top Ten Worst Songs to Have As a Ringtone If Your Phone Goes Off During Church

bobbythebrony
You'd get in major trouble if these songs went off during Sunday morning preaching

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Most offensive song ever. And It's official, Nicki Minaj is Stupid! And nasty! - funnyuser

I would not have this song play ANYWHERE!

2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Could you believe this retarded song got nominated for a Grammy? Even I find that really stupid.

This would get priest going! - jmepa123

Anaconda is stupid

3 Smack My B**** Up - The Prodigy
4 Stripped, Raped, and Strangled - Cannibal Corpse

Haha, this would get you kicked out... - gemcloben

5 Baby - Justin Bieber
6 Highway to Hell - AC/DC
7 Deepthroat - Cupcakke
8 Crank That - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
9 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
10 Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna

The Contenders

11 Colt 45 - Afroman
12 Fack - Eminem
13 Bound 2 - Kanye West
14 Because I Got High - Afroman
15 Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
16 Lollipop - Lil Wayne
17 Whistle - Flo Rida
18 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
19 Gorilla - Bruno Mars
20 Disciple - Slayer
21 I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
22 Hells Bells - AC/DC

Yeah this be the worst song to play in church

23 The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson

"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist! "

This would be very provocative.

24 Forced Gender Reassignment - Cattle Decapitation
25 Raining Blood - Slayer
26 Kim - Eminem
27 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
28 Booty Wurk - T-Pain
29 Pornographic - Tech N9ne
30 Satan My Master - Bathory

Then...why did you go to Church?

31 Booty Meat - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
32 P**** - Rammstein
33 The Reflecting God - Marilyn Manson

"No, salvation! No, forgiveness! "
I don't think I need to explain more than that.

34 Sono l'antichristo - Diamanda Galas
35 Lucifer - Behemoth
36 Just Put It In My Mouth - Akinyele
37 My Neck, My Back - Khia
38 Burn In Hell - Dimmu Borgir
39 Jihad - Slayer
40 Mein Teil - Rammstein
41 Dead Set On Suicide - Cattle Decapitation
42 Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
43 Antichrist Superstar - Marilyn Manson
44 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson
45 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
46 No Jesus Christ - Seether
47 Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Sabbath
48 Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa
49 Possessed (By Satan) - Gorgoroth
50 The Murder - Bernard Hermann
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Top Remixes

1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Smack My B**** Up - The Prodigy
3. Stripped, Raped, and Strangled - Cannibal Corpse
bobbythebrony
1. Highway to Hell - AC/DC
2. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
amcskillet
1. Deepthroat - Cupcakke
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna
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