Top Ten Worst Songs to Listen When You Wake Up

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The Top Ten

1 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

A porn video and the video of this song it's just the same thing. - tiagocowboy11

Anaconda isn't even appropriate for radio and yet they still play it. I mean, either it makes no sense and it is about an anaconda or it is really dirty. - SammySpore

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none. Ever. Go away.

It’s not only the worst song to wake up o but the worst song ever

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2 Best Song Ever - One Direction

I used to not care about one D. I didn't care for there music but at least they weren't acting like punks. But then when I heard best song ever were they stole one of the best songs ever riff ( baba cordially by the who) and should I stay or should I go by the who. Now, they are evil.

More like the Worst Song Ever - EpicJake

One direction is garbage it is worse that a screaming duck - ikerevievs

Worst bang ever

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3 Baby - Justin Bieber

Rubbish! I'll ruin my day after listening this or Stupid Hoe, etc. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Do I really need to explain?

This happened once and it was bad enough waking at 5:00 in the morning. - KingFab

Do I seriously have to tell? This song is bad! - EpicJake

4 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Might as well wake up to a blender, a dog being swallowed alive by a giant snake made of very loud smaller puppies, a raccoon being smoothed slowly, and a malfunctioned robot screaming. It's the same as any dubstep song.

Definitely a bad way to wake up. I'd never be able to sleep again. - PositronWildhawk

It's a terrible way to wake up because of the lyrics

More like worst song to play before you sleep.

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5 Never Say Never - Justin Bieber

I personally wouldn't like to wake up to this song at all! But I love American idiot and Best song ever - PinkCarrot567

He is just a big drug guy who gets in trouble all the time

I will never say never unless I am asked to hear this! - DapperPickle

Worst boy ever

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6 Cockiness - Rihanna

I LOVE RiRi and her songs, but this one is worse than a Skrillex song. A bas way to wake up, but the king of the kings of this list is SDAMOT (Sweet dreams are made of this) mostly because of the lyrics

Everyone has their own tastes and own opinion. It's fine if you prefer skrillex toward Rihanna, I prefer Rihanna toward Skrillex.

7 Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
8 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

I would grab a hammer and break the device that played this song in pieces. After doing that I would take my stereo and lay some Heavy Metal on it.

I'd get out of bed, get my metal baseball bat, smash my radio into small piece's and go right back to sleep.

Good Good Keep it up..
Worst song ever...

Imagine,"if I was your boyfriendâ€"" then BAM BAM, sorry alarm clock. It had to be done. - The_Violist

9 Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj
10 American Idiot - Green Day

Why the hell is this here? Awesome song. There are other songs that should be here like all Justin Bieber songs. - tiagocowboy11

It's an awesome song, but it's a terrible idea to put this song as a clock alarm

The song is amazing, but imagine having it as wake up alarm! - keyson

This Use To Be My Wake Up Alarm. Now It's Thunderstruck. I Need Something Full Of Energy To Wake Me Up And American Idiot And Thunderstruck Define That.

I love this song, but I hated it when Five Seconds of Summer covered it. - Catacorn

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The Newcomers

? Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine waking up and hearing: "You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe"

It could shred your confidence in just a week or two. - Turkeyasylum

How is this not number 2? This is a WAY worse song to play while you're waking up.

It would seriously screw you up if you played it in the morning.

You : Ahh, it's such a beautiful morning. I think I'll listen to some music!
Radio : YOU A STUPID HOE
you :._. - GrapeJuiceK

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The Contenders

11 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

My Humps. My Hu - My Hu - My Humps. - lizard302

12 Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Marilyn Manson

I like this song, but it still terrifies me to death. Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj are still scarier, so vote for them.

I wonder how a person would be like if he/she woke up with this song as the wake up alarm. - keyson

Horrible singer and horrible song - belarbi

I love this song but this cover of the song...Ew, just no. - The_Violist

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13 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
14 Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

I think that dj snake is trying too hard to copy skrillex, who is bad enough

15 Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown

Imagine waking up to Pac-Man screaming "Don't wake me up". - ThePwoperMuser101

16 On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez
17 Starships - Nicki Minaj

This is a better on of her songs

So bad she's on here three times!

18 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
19 Loyal - Chris Brown
20 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
21 Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
22 Selfie - The Chainsmokers

You didn't wake up like that

23 I Wish - Cher Lloyd
24 Friday - Rebecca Black

Well my friday got ruined

I HATE this song - Juliajay

25 Do What U Want - Lady Gaga
26 Crazy Train - Ozzy Ozbourne
27 I Made Your Kid Get Aids So You Could Watch It Die - A*** C***

These song titles. Very harsh - JaysTop10List

28 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
29 Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
30 International Love - Pitbull
31 Kim - Eminem

Imagine if your mother was called kim, and you hear it when you wake up, it would completely insult your mom. - CasinLetsGoBowling

32 Really Don't Care - Demi Lovato
33 Ayo - Chris Brown
34 Stories With Unhappy Endings - Hundred Reasons
35 Confident - Justin Bieber
36 Work - Iggy Azalea
37 Flash Delirium - MGMT

I love MGMT, but I'd never wake up with this song, thanks! - keyson

38 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis
39 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
40 Tik Tok - Ke$ha

I will never wake up to this no matter what.

41 Hot Problems - Double Take
42 Party In the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus

This is one of her better songs. - Pegasister12

In the summer I woke up with this song a lot.

43 Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
44 Bitches Love Me - Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne, I think you mean your dogs that are females loves you. - JaysTop10List

Nobody loves you tattooed dummy - JaysTop10List

45 Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha
46 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson

MARYLIN MASON SHUT UP! (I don't hate him I don't want to wake up with this song)

47 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
48 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
49 Revolution 9 - The Beatles

Ahh! Good morning Worl-
NUMBER NINE! NUMBER NINE! NUMBER NINE!
NUU!
Here Comes the Sun, do do do do..
Ah... Much better. - MontyPython

50 Eyeless - Slipknot

No. No. No. Slipknot is literally the best thing to wake up to. Because Corey's scream just is like a nuclear bomb of a wake up call. It's great. This song and any metal song does not deserve to be on this list. Marilyn Manson?! Are you kidding?! He's great! Not as good as Slipknot, but yeah. Stay (sic) m/

At first it goes okay then you hear Corey Screaming!

Not to mention, Slipknot is douchebag

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