Top Ten Worst Songs to Listen When You Wake Up

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The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine waking up and hearing: "You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe"

It could shred your confidence in just a week or two. - Turkeyasylum

How is this not number 2? This is a WAY worse song to play while you're waking up.

It would seriously screw you up if you played it in the morning.

Me: *wakes up*
Song: U A STOOPID HO U A UA STOUPID HOE
Me: Excuse me wot the Fok - AlphaQ

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

A porn video and the video of this song it's just the same thing. - tiagocowboy11

Anaconda isn't even appropriate for radio and yet they still play it. I mean, either it makes no sense and it is about an anaconda or it is really dirty. - SammySpore

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none. Ever. Go away.

It’s not only the worst song to wake up o but the worst song ever

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3 Best Song Ever - One Direction

I used to not care about one D. I didn't care for there music but at least they weren't acting like punks. But then when I heard best song ever were they stole one of the best songs ever riff ( baba cordially by the who) and should I stay or should I go by the who. Now, they are evil.

More like the Worst Song Ever - EpicJake

One direction is garbage it is worse that a screaming duck - ikerevievs

This shouldn't be on here this is a really good song by the best group ever I'd love to wake up to this - Izalien

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4 Baby - Justin Bieber

Rubbish! I'll ruin my day after listening this or Stupid Hoe, etc. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Do I really need to explain?

This happened once and it was bad enough waking at 5:00 in the morning. - KingFab

I will actually go nuts if I hear this song!

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5 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Might as well wake up to a blender, a dog being swallowed alive by a giant snake made of very loud smaller puppies, a raccoon being smoothed slowly, and a malfunctioned robot screaming. It's the same as any dubstep song.

Definitely a bad way to wake up. I'd never be able to sleep again. - PositronWildhawk

It's a terrible way to wake up because of the lyrics

More like worst song to play before you sleep.

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6 Never Say Never - Justin Bieber

I personally wouldn't like to wake up to this song at all! But I love American idiot and Best song ever - PinkCarrot567

He is just a big drug guy who gets in trouble all the time

I will never say never unless I am asked to hear this! - DapperPickle

Worst boy ever

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7 Cockiness - Rihanna

I LOVE RiRi and her songs, but this one is worse than a Skrillex song. A bas way to wake up, but the king of the kings of this list is SDAMOT (Sweet dreams are made of this) mostly because of the lyrics

Everyone has their own tastes and own opinion. It's fine if you prefer skrillex toward Rihanna, I prefer Rihanna toward Skrillex.

8 Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
9 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

I would grab a hammer and break the device that played this song in pieces. After doing that I would take my stereo and lay some Heavy Metal on it.

I'd get out of bed, get my metal baseball bat, smash my radio into small piece's and go right back to sleep.

Good Good Keep it up..
Worst song ever...

Imagine,"if I was your boyfriendâ€"" then BAM BAM, sorry alarm clock. It had to be done. - The_Violist

10 Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj

The Newcomers

? Meaning of Life - Disturbed

The Contenders

11 American Idiot - Green Day

Why the hell is this here? Awesome song. There are other songs that should be here like all Justin Bieber songs. - tiagocowboy11

It's an awesome song, but it's a terrible idea to put this song as a clock alarm

The song is amazing, but imagine having it as wake up alarm! - keyson

This Use To Be My Wake Up Alarm. Now It's Thunderstruck. I Need Something Full Of Energy To Wake Me Up And American Idiot And Thunderstruck Define That.

I love this song, but I hated it when Five Seconds of Summer covered it. - Catacorn

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12 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

My Humps. My Hu - My Hu - My Humps. - lizard302

13 Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Marilyn Manson

I like this song, but it still terrifies me to death. Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj are still scarier, so vote for them.

I wonder how a person would be like if he/she woke up with this song as the wake up alarm. - keyson

Horrible singer and horrible song - belarbi

I love this song but this cover of the song...Ew, just no. - The_Violist

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14 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
15 Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

I think that dj snake is trying too hard to copy skrillex, who is bad enough

16 Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown

Imagine waking up to Pac-Man screaming "Don't wake me up". - ThePwoperMuser101

17 On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez
18 Starships - Nicki Minaj

This is a better on of her songs

So bad she's on here three times!

This song makes 0 sense

19 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
20 Loyal - Chris Brown
21 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
22 Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
23 Selfie - The Chainsmokers

You didn't wake up like that

24 I Wish - Cher Lloyd
25 Friday - Rebecca Black

Well my friday got ruined

I HATE this song - Juliajay

26 Do What U Want - Lady Gaga
27 Crazy Train - Ozzy Ozbourne
28 I Made Your Kid Get Aids So You Could Watch It Die - A*** C***

These song titles. Very harsh - JaysTop10List

29 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
30 Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
31 International Love - Pitbull
32 Kim - Eminem

Imagine if your mother was called kim, and you hear it when you wake up, it would completely insult your mom. - CasinLetsGoBowling

33 Really Don't Care - Demi Lovato
34 Ayo - Chris Brown
35 Stories With Unhappy Endings - Hundred Reasons
36 Confident - Justin Bieber
37 Work - Iggy Azalea
38 Flash Delirium - MGMT

I love MGMT, but I'd never wake up with this song, thanks! - keyson

39 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis
40 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
41 Tik Tok - Ke$ha

I will never wake up to this no matter what.

42 Hot Problems - Double Take
43 Party In the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus

This is one of her better songs. - Pegasister12

In the summer I woke up with this song a lot.

44 Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
45 Revolution 9 - The Beatles

This is another hate list where people vote on the usual Anaconda-Stupid Hoe-Friday-Baby combo like on every negative list. They forget that this is not worst songs of all time. - Alkadikce

Ahh! Good morning Worl-
NUMBER NINE! NUMBER NINE! NUMBER NINE!
NUU!
Here Comes the Sun, do do do do..
Ah... Much better. - MontyPython

46 Bitches Love Me - Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne, I think you mean your dogs that are females loves you. - JaysTop10List

Nobody loves you tattooed dummy - JaysTop10List

47 Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha
48 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson

MARYLIN MASON SHUT UP! (I don't hate him I don't want to wake up with this song)

49 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
50 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
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1. Birthday Cake - Rihanna
2. Don't Wake Me Up - Chris Brown
3. Loyal - Chris Brown
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1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Starships - Nicki Minaj
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1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Starships - Nicki Minaj
3. Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
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