Top Ten Worst Songs to Live Your Life By

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What if people actually based their lives and lifestyles off these songs?!?

The Top Ten

1 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

If you really live your life by this song, then you have the worst life in the world.

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2 Any Ke$ha Song

Could you believe that Ke$ha's song, Tik Tok, has sold more copies than ANY Beatles single?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!

Yeah buddy calm down. It doesn't matter. Nobody's gonna remember Ke$ha anyway.

Actually, Ke$ha does have some meaningful songs, like "Wonderland" or "Past Lives" for example. But for MOST of her songs, this is true. No one wants to live their lives by songs about getting drunk and partying.

Seriously. Why would I wanna live my life getting drunk and passing out?

So terrible that "Tik Tok" outsold even the biggest-selling Beatles single.

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3 Young Wild and Free - Wiz Kalifa, Snoop Dogg, Bruno Mars

I almost forgot about this song. Horrible, an I mean horrible, worse than Stupid Hoe, To live your life buy. - Turkeyasylum

When you realize that there are some guys that prefer livin' by songs like THIS ONE instead of masterpieces like By The Way (RHCP) or Fade to Black (Metallica), you'll say "... What THE HELL?! "

Snoop Dogg, I have all, and I mean ALL faith in you.

4 As Long As You Love Me - Justin Bieber

This would mean your whole life revolves around loving Justin Bieber. - happyhappyjoyjoy

No, I bloody REFUSE to love you, Bieber! - kaitlynrad11

You'll be living in Bieber universe.

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5 International Love - Pitbull

So basically your goal is to have sex in every country of the world. - happyhappyjoyjoy

LOL! How are you gonna do that anyway? You're going have to need a lot and I mean a LOT of money to get to every country in the world.

How can you make cremation fun in a pop song? Cremation is pretty depressing when you think about it.

6 Date Rape - Sublime

Almost forgot to add this one but yeah pervey song to live by. - happyhappyjoyjoy

7 Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer

On the front cover he looks like Aphex Twin!

8 Don't Drop That Thun Thun Thun - Finatticz
9 Bitch Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

It used to be, "MAMA OOO! " Or "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty! " And "If there's a bustle in your headroom, don't be alarmed now." But now it's "Your a stupid hoe. Stupid stupid hoe." What the hell happened to music?! - Chaplin

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10 Hey There Delilah - Plain White T'S

Good song but you would have to stalk some girl named Delilah. - happyhappyjoyjoy

The Contenders

11 Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

I think I know how she though of the idea. There's a simpsons episode in which Homer get hit by a wrecking ball. This is just sick and trashy

12 Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
13 Lolita - Lana del Rey

Just really creepy premise if you know the book Lolita it's about the same thing. - happyhappyjoyjoy

14 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This would basically be calling everyone a stupid hoe. It really is a bad song to live your life by. - Turkeyasylum

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15 Juggalo Island - Insane Clown Posse
16 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Miley Cyrus

That would be like saying you would have to listen to a popular song covered by a terrible artist everyday.

17 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
18 Black Friday - Lil Kim

That would mean getting into unnecessary feuds with horrible artists is a good part to live your life by.

19 I'm In Luv Wit a Stripper - T-Pain

Unless you ARE a stripper

Holy Balls. Well, I guess it is T-Pain :P - drakerocks4261

20 Lovers - Jackie Evancho

Theme from the movie "House of Flying Daggers", the hero, the villain, and heroine are all tragically killed with knives and swords. Great song, sad movie, and tragic love story.

Am I the only person surprise to see a Jackie Evancho song on here? - kaitlynrad11

21 The Crystal Ship - The Doors

The Crystal Ship is drugs

22 Kim - Eminem
23 Let It Go - Idina Menzel

I hate my life even though I have superpowers. Let's just run away like a baby! - AnonymousChick

24 Happy - Pharrell Williams
25 Scream and Shout - Will.I.Am
26 The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson

It may have a shocking video but to me it's certainly not scary he's awesome

27 Report Card - Soulja Boy

Literally the definition of this list. Look up the lyrics if you don't believe me.

I'd hate to live my life by this song... If I did, then I'd never pass school.

28 Really Don't Care - Demi Lovato
29 Raining Blood - Slayer

Great song, just not to live your life by.

30 Timothy - The Buoys

A story of cannibalism.
3 men are trapped in a mine cave-in.
The first two kill and eat the third one.
When they are finally rescued, they don't tell anybody the third one was ever there.
Timothy, Timothy,
Joe was looking' at you,
Timothy, Timothy,
God what did we do?

Timothy, Timothy
Where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy
God, why don't I know?

31 Daddy - Korn
32 Takin' It Off - Akon

This isn't a song. It's a lyric from the song Nosy Neighbor by Akon.

33 I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell R*** Victims They Asked for It - A*** C***
34 Baby - Justin Bieber

Should be number one. People sing it around me and they don't give a damn about what I say. bieber makes me wanna kill myself

35 Radicals - Tyler, the Creator
36 Dance With the Devil - Immortal Technique

I'm with God only. - ethanmeinster

37 Last Resort - Papa Roach
38 Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
39 Dysfunctional - Tech N9ne
40 Criminally Insane - Slayer
41 Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO
42 Yahhh! - Soulja Boy
43 Stop Snap Then Wiggle With It - Soulja Boy
44 Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

It's a catchy song, but it's a bad way to live.

45 Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Marilyn Manson
46 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
47 Rude - Magic!

Why would you marry someone when your in-law don't approve of it? - Turkeyasylum

48 Whistle - Flo Rida
49 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz

It's not a good idea to be buried inside the booty club.

50 Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Date Rape - Sublime
2. We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
3. International Love - Pitbull
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1. We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
2. Any Ke$ha Song
3. Young Wild and Free - Wiz Kalifa, Snoop Dogg, Bruno Mars
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1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Miley Cyrus
3. Juggalo Island - Insane Clown Posse
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