Top Ten Worst Songs to Play On a First Date

So you're on your first date date, and you want to turn up some tunes. What should you play? It's up to you, but whatever you do, DO NOT play one of these songs.

The Top Ten Worst Songs to Play On a First Date

1 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

If you grew up in the nineties, then you know what I'm talking about. - AngryByrd

It's too bad not enough of our generation knows about the classics.

2 Mein Teil - Rammstein

If this doesn't tell you anything, the title of this song literally means "my part." The actual song is about said part being cannibalized! - AngryByrd

3 Every Breath You Take - The Police

I mean I like this song but on the first date...

4 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
5 Love is the Drug - Roxy Music

Do not play that

6 Birthday Sex - Jeremih
7 Prison Sex - Tool

The title says everything. - AngryByrd

8 A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
9 Milk It - Nirvana

Aside from unintentionally sounding sexual, this song is just disgusting and weird. - AngryByrd

That'll be straight up werid - JaysTop10List

10 Get Down, Make Love - Queen

Ha ha I would totally do it Queen is the best

The Contenders

11 Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie
12 Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel
13 P**** - Rammstein

Or any Rammstein song ever. - AngryByrd

14 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn

The name of this song doesn't exactly stand for all day I dream about sports. - AngryByrd

15 Violent Pornography - System of a Down

The title says it all. Need I say more?

16 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
17 You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars
18 How Many Licks? - Lil Kim
19 Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
20 Kim - Eminem
21 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island

That would be bad. - GehennaTheSecond

22 Hello, I Love You - The Doors
23 Buddy Holly - Weezer
24 Topless - Breaking Benjamin

If you want to sound desperate for sex, then play this song. If you're smart, then don't play this song. - AngryByrd

25 For Lovin' Me - Gordon Lightfoot
26 The Fireman - George Strait

Listen to the lyrics, and then tell me this song is just about firemen. - AngryByrd

27 Date Rape - Sublime
28 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
29 Pornography - The Cure
30 Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
31 IFHY - Tyler, The Creator
32 Bitch - Ugly God
33 Stimulated - Tyga
34 On the Floor - Icejjfish
35 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Oh my gosh yes! - AngryByrd

36 Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) - Enrique Iglesias
37 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Don't play this. Just.. just please don't!

38 Get Your Gunn - Marilyn Manson
39 Sex In the Lounge - Nicki Minaj
40 I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift
41 One Week - Barenaked Ladies
42 Dose - Filter

I guess you could play this song at a very low volume. Just as long as your date doesn't hear that one line about sticking a certain something in someone's face. - AngryByrd

43 Rape Me - Nirvana

The person who playes this can get arrested - Toucan

I actually wanted to have this song on the list, but Milk It is grosser so… - AngryByrd

44 Shake That - Eminem
45 Pornographic - Tech N9ne
46 Whistle - Flo Rida
47 Sexy and I Know It - Lmfao
48 Your Surrender - Neon Trees
49 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
50 Figured You Out - Nickelback

I can't believe I used to like these guys.

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