Top Ten Worst Songs to Play On a First Date

So you're on your first date date, and you want to turn up some tunes. What should you play? It's up to you, but whatever you do, DO NOT play one of these songs.

The Top Ten

1 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

If you grew up in the nineties, then you know what I'm talking about. - AngryByrd

It's too bad not enough of our generation knows about the classics.

2 Mein Teil - Rammstein

If this doesn't tell you anything, the title of this song literally means "my part." The actual song is about said part being cannibalized! - AngryByrd

3 Every Breath You Take - The Police

I mean I like this song but on the first date...

4 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
5 Love is the Drug - Roxy Music

Do not play that

6 Birthday Sex - Jeremih
7 Prison Sex - Tool

The title says everything. - AngryByrd

8 A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
9 Milk It - Nirvana

Aside from unintentionally sounding sexual, this song is just disgusting and weird. - AngryByrd

That'll be straight up werid - JaysTop10List

10 Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie

The Contenders

11 Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel
12 P**** - Rammstein

Or any Rammstein song ever. - AngryByrd

13 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn

The name of this song doesn't exactly stand for all day I dream about sports. - AngryByrd

14 Violent Pornography - System of a Down

The title says it all. Need I say more?

15 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
16 Get Down, Make Love - Queen

Ha ha I would totally do it Queen is the best

17 You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars
18 How Many Licks? - Lil Kim

How many licks? How 'bout none. - Catacorn

19 Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
20 Kim - Eminem

Unless it's a murder scene, don't play this. - Catacorn

21 Hello, I Love You - The Doors
22 Topless - Breaking Benjamin

If you want to sound desperate for sex, then play this song. If you're smart, then don't play this song. - AngryByrd

23 Buddy Holly - Weezer
24 The Fireman - George Strait

Listen to the lyrics, and then tell me this song is just about firemen. - AngryByrd

25 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
26 For Lovin' Me - Gordon Lightfoot
27 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
28 Pornography - The Cure
29 Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf
30 Date Rape - Sublime
31 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Oh my gosh yes! - AngryByrd

32 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

How is this so low?

Everybody loves this song nowadays, so it probably would go over just fine! - AngryByrd

Don't play this. Just.. just please don't!

Oh god no... - Gehenna

33 Sex In the Lounge - Nicki Minaj
34 I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift
35 One Week - Barenaked Ladies
36 On the Floor - Icejjfish
37 Dose - Filter

I guess you could play this song at a very low volume. Just as long as your date doesn't hear that one line about sticking a certain something in someone's face. - AngryByrd

38 Rape Me - Nirvana

The person who playes this can get arrested - Toucan

I actually wanted to have this song on the list, but Milk It is grosser so… - AngryByrd

39 Shake That - Eminem
40 Pornographic - Tech N9ne
41 Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) - Enrique Iglesias
42 Whistle - Flo Rida
43 Sexy and I Know It - Lmfao
44 Your Surrender - Neon Trees
45 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
46 Figured You Out - Nickelback

I can't believe I used to like these guys.

47 97 Bonnie & Clyde - Eminem
48 Meaning of Life - Disturbed
49 The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin

O m g you'll freek the date out - Toucan

50 #Twerkit - Busta Rhymes
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Top Remixes (6)

1. Mein Teil - Rammstein
2. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
3. Milk It - Nirvana
1. Bitch - Ugly God
2. IFHY - Tyler, The Creator
3. Stimulated - Tyga
1. A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
2. Birthday Sex - Jeremih
3. Closer - Nine Inch Nails

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