Top Ten Worst Songs to Play On a First Date

AngryByrd
So you're on your first date date, and you want to turn up some tunes. What should you play? It's up to you, but whatever you do, DO NOT play one of these songs.

The Top Ten

1 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

If you grew up in the nineties, then you know what I'm talking about. - AngryByrd

It's too bad not enough of our generation knows about the classics.

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2 Mein Teil - Rammstein

If this doesn't tell you anything, the title of this song literally means "my part." The actual song is about said part being cannibalized! - AngryByrd

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3 Every Breath You Take - The Police

I mean I like this song but on the first date...

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4 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie UListen to Sample
5 Love is the Drug - Roxy Music

Do not play that

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6 Birthday Sex - Jeremih UListen to Sample
7 Prison Sex - Tool

The title says everything. - AngryByrd

8 A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold UListen to Sample
9 Milk It - Nirvana

Aside from unintentionally sounding sexual, this song is just disgusting and weird. - AngryByrd

That'll be straight up werid - JaysTop10List

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10 Get Down, Make Love - Queen

Ha ha I would totally do it Queen is the best

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The Contenders

11 Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie UListen to Sample
12 Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel UListen to Sample
13 P**** - Rammstein

Or any Rammstein song ever. - AngryByrd

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14 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn

The name of this song doesn't exactly stand for all day I dream about sports. - AngryByrd

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15 Violent Pornography - System of a Down

The title says it all. Need I say more?

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16 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
17 You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars UListen to Sample
18 How Many Licks? - Lil Kim

How many licks? How 'bout none. - Catacorn

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19 Rebel Rebel - David Bowie UListen to Sample
20 Kim - Eminem

Unless it's a murder scene, don't play this. - Catacorn

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21 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island UListen to Sample
22 Hello, I Love You - The Doors UListen to Sample
23 Buddy Holly - Weezer UListen to Sample
24 Topless - Breaking Benjamin

If you want to sound desperate for sex, then play this song. If you're smart, then don't play this song. - AngryByrd

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25 For Lovin' Me - Gordon Lightfoot UListen to Sample
26 The Fireman - George Strait

Listen to the lyrics, and then tell me this song is just about firemen. - AngryByrd

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27 Date Rape - Sublime UListen to Sample
28 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas UListen to Sample
29 Pornography - The Cure UListen to Sample
30 Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meat Loaf UListen to Sample
31 IFHY - Tyler, The Creator UListen to Sample
32 Bitch - Ugly God UListen to Sample
33 Stimulated - Tyga UListen to Sample
34 On the Floor - Icejjfish UListen to Sample
35 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Oh my gosh yes! - AngryByrd

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36 Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) - Enrique Iglesias UListen to Sample
37 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Oh god no... - Gehenna

How is this so low?

Everybody loves this song nowadays, so it probably would go over just fine! - AngryByrd

Don't play this. Just.. just please don't!

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38 Get Your Gunn - Marilyn Manson UListen to Sample
39 Sex In the Lounge - Nicki Minaj UListen to Sample
40 I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift UListen to Sample
41 One Week - Barenaked Ladies UListen to Sample
42 Dose - Filter

I guess you could play this song at a very low volume. Just as long as your date doesn't hear that one line about sticking a certain something in someone's face. - AngryByrd

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43 Rape Me - Nirvana

The person who playes this can get arrested - Toucan

I actually wanted to have this song on the list, but Milk It is grosser so… - AngryByrd

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44 Shake That - Eminem UListen to Sample
45 Pornographic - Tech N9ne UListen to Sample
46 Whistle - Flo Rida UListen to Sample
47 Sexy and I Know It - Lmfao UListen to Sample
48 Your Surrender - Neon Trees UListen to Sample
49 Make It Rain - Travis Porter UListen to Sample
50 Figured You Out - Nickelback

I can't believe I used to like these guys.

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Top Remixes (6)

1. Mein Teil - Rammstein
2. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
3. Milk It - Nirvana
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1. Bitch - Ugly God
2. IFHY - Tyler, The Creator
3. Stimulated - Tyga
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1. A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
2. Birthday Sex - Jeremih
3. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
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