Top Ten Worst Songs to Play On a First Date

So you're on your first date date, and you want to turn up some tunes. What should you play? It's up to you, but whatever you do, DO NOT play one of these songs.

The Top Ten

1 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

If you grew up in the nineties, then you know what I'm talking about. - AngryByrd

It's too bad not enough of our generation knows about the classics.

2 Mein Teil - Rammstein

If this doesn't tell you anything, the title of this song literally means "my part." The actual song is about said part being cannibalized! - AngryByrd

3 Every Breath You Take - The Police
4 Love is the Drug - Roxy Music V 1 Comment
5 Birthday Sex - Jeremih
6 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
7 A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
8 Prison Sex - Tool

The title says everything. - AngryByrd

9 Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie
10 Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel

The Contenders

11 Milk It - Nirvana

Aside from unintentionally sounding sexual, this song is just disgusting and weird. - AngryByrd

V 1 Comment
12 P**** - Rammstein

Or any Rammstein song ever. - AngryByrd

13 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
14 You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars
15 Get Down, Make Love - Queen

Ha ha I would totally do it Queen is the best

16 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn

The name of this song doesn't exactly stand for all day I dream about sports. - AngryByrd

17 Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
18 Violent Pornography - System of a Down

The title says it all. Need I say more?

19 How Many Licks? - Lil Kim V 1 Comment
20 Hello, I Love You - The Doors
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List StatsUpdated 22 Jul 2017

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
1. Mein Teil - Rammstein
2. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
3. Milk It - Nirvana
1. A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
2. Birthday Sex - Jeremih
3. Closer - Nine Inch Nails

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