Top 10 Worst Songs to Play in Front of a Christian

I don't recommend you play any of these songs in front of a Christian because it would just be offensive (although I would play some of them in front of any member of the Westboro Baptist Church).

The Top Ten

1 Disciple - Slayer


Enough said.

2 The Antichrist - Slayer
3 Lucifer - Behemoth

Even though the lyrics are in Polish, it's still enough to give any Christian a heart attack.

4 Jesus Christ... Sodomized - Marduk

I actually have played this in front of a hardcore Christian and they bashed me across the head super hard. They they stood there screaming (vulgarly too) at me for some time and at last passed out. I just turned around and walked away mortified at what they did to me.

Lesson that I learned; NEVER play anything metal in front of a Christian.

What you were supposed to learn was that you shouldn't play music around stupid people who make super big deals about little thing, really. - EliHbk

5 Burn in Hell - Dimmu Borgir
6 Helleluyah!!! (God is Dead) - Vader
7 O Father O Satan O Sun! - Behemoth
8 The Oath - Mercyful Fate
9 F*** Your God - Deicide
10 God Hates Us - Avenged Sevenfold

The Newcomers

? Christians to the Lions - Behemoth

The Contenders

11 Welcome to Hell - Venom
12 Satanic Propaganda - 1349
13 Carving Out the Eyes of God - Goatwhore
14 Christraping Black Metal - Marduk
15 Possessed (By Satan) - Gorgoroth
16 Burn in Hell - Twisted Sister

Twisted Sister is pretty cool. - maarilynmaanson

17 Spill the Dirty Blood of Jesus - Infernal War
18 God is Dead? - Black Sabbath
19 Sex Drugs Hexes & Gore - Sinners are Winners

Or by the sound of it, anything by them! - EliHbk

20 11 September - Juliensblog

The entire premise of the song is delivering politically incorrect line after politically incorrect line - including beating up women, pedophile sex, terrorism, etc.
One lyric translates "Feature guests [on songs] make no sense, like marriage and religion".
He's just kidding though. He became a popular YouTuber with this type of humor, he just overdid it on this one. While he really is an atheist, he's also friends with German rapper SpongeBozz who's a proud Jew, so he doesn't mean it all. - Martin_Canine

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Top Remixes

1. Disciple - Slayer
2. The Antichrist - Slayer
3. Burn in Hell - Dimmu Borgir
1. Burn in Hell - Dimmu Borgir
2. Christraping Black Metal - Marduk
3. Disciple - Slayer



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