Top Ten Worst Songs to Play In a Hospital


The Top Ten

1 Like a Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Why not leave the music video playing on a loop in the waiting room? - PositronWildhawk

I agree with positron,play the video in the waiting rooms...even add subtitles - Toucan

2 Highway to Hell - AC/DC

I love this song but horrible for sick people

Only satanists enjoy this in the hospital

Terrible for someone who just been in a car crash

It will be bad if someone was dying - BigBrotherSucks

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3 Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

It would be bad if someone played this after someone died - CoolCat999

No you can have PARTY in a hospital to cheer you up and it's awesome to dance to

There is no such thing as a party in a hospital - BigBrotherSucks

Yeah right, there's no parties in the hospitals imagine someone's birthday in the hospital uugh..

4 Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

"And a another one down and a another one down" would be bad to hear in a hospital.

Love the irony of this! - Britgirl

Well, you don't need to announce it like that. You could announce it more formally. - ethanmeinster

:-D! No... I'm still laughing this is so ironically perfect - bunnyluv070

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5 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Imagine waking up mid-surgery to this! - PositronWildhawk

This song is awesome. But singing it in the hospital! Everyone would scream

I LOVE Skrillex And Their Songs, But If I Was At The Doctors, I WOULDN'T WANNA BE LISTENING TO THIS! - funnysoccerdude11

6 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

I'd hate this, I'd rather die than hear this song 5 times. - Turkeyasylum

7 Friday - Rebecca Black

The patients are already sick, you don't want to give them an ear infection - ToptenPizza

So you want to torture the patients? - letdot52

8 Bodies - Drowning Pool

This should be in the top ten

Lol - lilrocketman

9 Baby - Justin Bieber

More than encourage the patient, this would kill the patient.

Who wants to die? - AnonymousChick

The patient will die to this

Haha lol - lilrocketman

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10 The Final Countdown - Europe

Yeah, playing this is a bad idea. - Gg2000

What if it's counting down how long you have to live? :O

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and he's dead.

The Contenders

11 Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn
12 Pills N' Potions - Nicki Minaj

May the doc have no mercy on your soul. To play this anywhere, but particularly a hospital, is just... - PositronWildhawk

It's Nicki Minaj. So it's understandable. - Kiteretsunu

Yah this won't work what if someone died during THIS song? :(

13 Kill You - Eminem


14 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

This is definitely a bad idea. - PositronWildhawk

You can say that again - faithangel

I feel bad for the patients. - An_Average_Person

They will listen to a S3x song

15 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

That would certainly be a bad idea

We can't stop having drugs

16 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Lol " we got a butt infection in room 196"

I like the first comment - Gehenna

Bwahahaaha! - Gehenna

17 Bloody Chunks - Cannibal Corpse

Or any Cannibal Corpse song because a patient might just have nausea and stuff. - Croy987

18 Commit Suicide - GG Allin
19 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
20 Dead! - My Chemical Romance
21 Firestarter - The Prodigy
22 Fire Hive - Knife Party

Why this one? Just wondering

23 Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
24 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
25 I Made Your Kid Get Aids So You Could Watch It Die - A*** C***
26 Angel of Death - Slayer
27 It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M.

Not a good idea for the patient

28 I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
29 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
30 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
31 Brain Removal Device - Cannibal Corpse
32 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
33 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
34 Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
35 Timber - Pitbull

If I hear this song one more time, I'll probably voluntarily sit on a bear trap. And if one were to play it in a hospital, someone may die. - PositronWildhawk

36 I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, C*** - Anal C***

That would be hell on earth.

I've listened to this song. This is why I hate death metal (this is noisegrind). - Caleb9000

Another's sufferings is my happiness! Let's play it in a hospital so everyone cries their eyes out! - DogsUnleashed

I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer? That’s a song? (Why? Just Why? )

37 Selfie - The Chainsmokers
38 Kim - Eminem
39 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
40 Cancer - My Chemical Romance
41 My N*gga - Yg
42 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
43 Hit 'Em Up - 2Pac
44 Let It Die - Three Days Grace
45 Pornography - The Cure
46 You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach - A*** C***
47 Paper Planes - M.I.A.
48 Blow - Ke$ha
49 Tubular Bells - Mike Oldfield
50 Work - Iggy Azalea
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Top Remixes (11)

1. Pills N' Potions - Nicki Minaj
2. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3. Baby - Justin Bieber
1. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
1. The Final Countdown - Europe
2. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
3. Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees

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