Top Ten Worst Songs to Play In a Hospital


The Top Ten

1 Highway to Hell - AC/DC

I knew this would be first.

Terrible for cancer patients - RoseWeasley

I love this song but horrible for sick people

Only satanists enjoy this in the hospital

2 Like a Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Why not leave the music video playing on a loop in the waiting room? - PositronWildhawk

I agree with positron,play the video in the waiting rooms...even add subtitles - Toucan

3 Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

This song played on the radio at the clinic the other day - trains45

All of these are good to play in the hospital. - DarkBoi-X

Yeah right, there's no parties in the hospitals imagine someone's birthday in the hospital uugh..

It would be bad if someone played this after someone died - CoolCat999

4 Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

They might need it for CPR. Or someone died - SirSheep

"And a another one down and a another one down" would be bad to hear in a hospital.

Love the irony of this! - Britgirl

Well, you don't need to announce it like that. You could announce it more formally. - ethanmeinster

5 Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Imagine waking up mid-surgery to this! - PositronWildhawk

This song is awesome. But singing it in the hospital! Everyone would scream

I LOVE Skrillex And Their Songs, But If I Was At The Doctors, I WOULDN'T WANNA BE LISTENING TO THIS! - funnysoccerdude11

6 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

I'd hate this, I'd rather die than hear this song 5 times. - Turkeyasylum

7 The Final Countdown - Europe

You only get one Final Countdown

Yeah, playing this is a bad idea. - Gg2000

What if it's counting down how long you have to live? :O

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and he's dead.

8 Friday - Rebecca Black

The patients are already sick, you don't want to give them an ear infection - ToptenPizza

So you want to torture the patients? - letdot52

9 Bodies - Drowning Pool

This should be in the top ten

10 Baby - Justin Bieber

This should be higher.

More than encourage the patient, this would kill the patient.

The patient will die to this

Haha lol - lilrocketman


The Contenders

11 Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn
12 Pills N' Potions - Nicki Minaj

May the doc have no mercy on your soul. To play this anywhere, but particularly a hospital, is just... - PositronWildhawk

It's Nicki Minaj. So it's understandable. - Kiteretsunu

Yah this won't work what if someone died during THIS song? :(

13 Kill You - Eminem


14 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

This is definitely a bad idea. - PositronWildhawk

You can say that again - faithangel

I feel bad for the patients. - An_Average_Person

They will listen to a S3x song

15 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
16 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

I like the first comment - Gehenna

Bwahahaaha! - Gehenna

Lol " we got a butt infection in room 196"

17 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

That would certainly be a bad idea

We can't stop having drugs

18 Bloody Chunks - Cannibal Corpse

Or any Cannibal Corpse song because a patient might just have nausea and stuff. - Croy987

19 Commit Suicide - GG Allin
20 Happy - Pharrell Williams
21 Hellfire - Tony Jay
22 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
23 Dead! - My Chemical Romance
24 Firestarter - The Prodigy
25 Fire Hive - Knife Party

Why this one? Just wondering

26 Pain - Three Days Grace
27 Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
28 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
29 Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
30 I Made Your Kid Get Aids So You Could Watch It Die - A*** C***
31 Angel of Death - Slayer
32 Friends on the Other Side - The Princess and the Frog
33 It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M.

Not a good idea for the patient

34 I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
35 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
36 Fanboy and Chum Chum Theme Song - The Mae Shi
37 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
38 Brain Removal Device - Cannibal Corpse
39 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
40 Dragula - Rob Zombie

I love rob zombie, but I wouldn't want this played at my funeral! It's like "dead I am the one! "

Your funeral? This is the list of the worst songs to play in a HOSPITAL.

41 Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
42 Sanjay and Craig Theme Song
43 Timber - Pitbull

If I hear this song one more time, I'll probably voluntarily sit on a bear trap. And if one were to play it in a hospital, someone may die. - PositronWildhawk

44 I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, C*** - Anal C***

That would be hell on earth.

I've listened to this song. This is why I hate death metal (this is noisegrind). - Caleb9000

Another's sufferings is my happiness! Let's play it in a hospital so everyone cries their eyes out! - DogsUnleashed

I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer? That’s a song? (Why? Just Why? )

45 Selfie - The Chainsmokers
46 A** Like That - Eminem


The entire list could be Eminem if it wanted to, because who plays music by an angry @SS LIKE HIM in a hospital?

47 Kim - Eminem
48 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
49 Cancer - My Chemical Romance
50 My N*gga - Yg
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Top Remixes (13)

1. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
1. The Final Countdown - Europe
2. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
3. Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
1. Bloody Chunks - Cannibal Corpse
2. Bodies - Drowning Pool
3. Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn

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