Top Ten Worst Songs to Play at School

Not all the songs are bad but for school is a different storie

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine calling someone a stupid hoe - BigBrotherSucks

That would be a nightmare.

Yah I would probably get expelled from my school

Female teacher- Now turn to page 5
Kids- do we have to?
FT-YES, School is fun! And you are thought by
Someones Ipod- Stupid h*e you a stupid h*e
FT- What was that Jimmy!
Jimmy it wasn't me it was nicki minaj!


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2 Kiss You - One Direction

At the end of the day, they should play this on the PA system That's when all of the "couples" kiss each other in the back gate. - ethanmeinster

Imagine someone asking them to kiss you - BigBrotherSucks

3 Take Me to Church - Hozier

Oh no... I just realized how bad it is to play or sing at school... I have some things to fix.

People sing this a lot when someone goes to church on a Friday... - kaitlynrad11

You would offend everyone.

Imagine this at school - BigBrotherSucks

4 Stupid Girls - Pink

Imagine calling girls stupid - BigBrotherSucks


5 Break Free - Ariana Grande

I'm on the cheer team at my school and we used this as our routine music for the homecoming pep rally at school...

Someone played this song on my bus

Imagine some one asking you to break free from school - BigBrotherSucks

Once this song played at my school...

6 Gold Digger - Kanye West

Just think about someone calling someone a gold digger - BigBrotherSucks

Teacher- And how much is that Tristen?
Tristen- Uh, 15000 dollars
Teacher- Doesn't everyone wish 15000 would just present itself
Bob's IPod- I ain't saying you a gold digger but you messin with no broke n*****
Teacher- *insert cuss word* - B0S5J4M3S

7 Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Isn't damaging property a crime? I don't care if he did you wrong, it doesn't justify being a criminal. Idiot.

8 School's Out - Alice Cooper
9 Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus

Teachers will get cranky at you if you play this - BigBrotherSucks

10 Forget You - Cee Lo Green

I you told someone to forget you it would be a sad day for that person - BigBrotherSucks

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The Contenders

11 Break the Rules - Charli XCX

Imagine someone doing this and chanting "I don't WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I JUST WANNA BREAK THE RULES! " - kaitlynrad11

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12 #selfie - The Chainsmokers
13 3 A.M. - Eminem
14 Blind - Korn

Imagine playing this in front of a bully. You would go completely insane and try and torture him/her.

15 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
16 Innocent High - Blood on the Dance Floor

A song that was probably inspired by Mary Kay Letourneau. - SamanthaW

17 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

The seniors at my school had this as the music for the senior flash mob at the pep rally it's not even that terrible I mean it's not like people have never heard it before

Every body in my class would be facing to this song. And then get Behavior Notification

Why did she name her song a snake!

18 I Don't Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats
19 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
20 Lose Yourself - Eminem

Imagine if you told someone to lose yourself - BigBrotherSucks

Everyone themselves will lose it

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21 Alphabet Boy - Melanie Martinez
22 Pornographic - Tech N9ne
23 Jocelyn Flores - Xxxtentacion
24 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

My high school played this once during an assembly and nearly every guy around me started booing until the other sections caught on.

This song is a really bad influence.

25 Sorry for Party Rocking - Lmfao
26 Sippy Cup - Melanie Martinez
27 So What - Pink

What happen if you told someone you wanna start a fight - BigBrotherSucks

28 TwerkIt - Busta Rhymes
29 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber. Need I say more?

30 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

Someone played this in class and got expelled - Goatworlds

31 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
32 Baby - Justin Bieber
33 Another Brick In the Wall, Pt. 2 - Pink Floyd

I'm sure it will work because what can be more charming than "we don't need no education " - Toucan

34 Daddy - Korn

Still scariest song ever

Nobody likes songs about children getting raped.

35 Date Rape - Sublime

The title says it all.

36 Young, Wild & Free - Wiz Khalifa
37 Don't Play - Halsey
38 Expose Yourself to Kids - GG Allin
39 Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer - Behemoth

I played this at school a few times.

40 Kim - Eminem
41 Report Card - Soulja Boy
42 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer

Do you really wanna torture more people at school?

Butts,butts and more butts

43 Make It Rain - Travis Porter

This is school we're talking about. Not strip clubs.

44 Tik Tok - Ke$ha
45 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
46 Friday - Rebecca Black
47 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson

They'll get the wrong idea.

The funny thing is that this is a song that's against partying, drugs and sex.

48 Big Booty Judy - Money Montana
49 Get Your Gunn - Marilyn Manson
50 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
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Top Remixes (9)

1. School's Out - Alice Cooper
2. 3 A.M. - Eminem
3. Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
1. #selfie - The Chainsmokers
2. Blind - Korn
3. Break the Rules - Charli XCX
1. Another Brick In the Wall, Pt. 2 - Pink Floyd
2. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
3. Rape Me - Nirvana

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