Top Ten Worst Songs to Play at School

Not all the songs are bad but for school is a different storie

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine calling someone a stupid hoe - BigBrotherSucks

That would be a nightmare.

Yah I would probably get expelled from my school

Gotta admit, the amount of foul language in this song is disgusting. - Croy987

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2 Kiss You - One Direction

At the end of the day, they should play this on the PA system That's when all of the "couples" kiss each other in the back gate. - ethanmeinster

Imagine someone asking them to kiss you - BigBrotherSucks

3 Take Me to Church - Hozier

Oh no... I just realized how bad it is to play or sing at school... I have some things to fix.

People sing this a lot when someone goes to church on a Friday... - kaitlynrad11

You would offend everyone.

Imagine this at school - BigBrotherSucks

4 Stupid Girls - Pink

Imagine calling girls stupid - BigBrotherSucks


5 Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Isn't damaging property a crime? I don't care if he did you wrong, it doesn't justify being a criminal. Idiot.

6 Break Free - Ariana Grande

I'm on the cheer team at my school and we used this as our routine music for the homecoming pep rally at school...

Someone played this song on my bus

Imagine some one asking you to break free from school - BigBrotherSucks

Once this song played at my school...

7 Gold Digger - Kanye West

Just think about someone calling someone a gold digger - BigBrotherSucks

Teacher- And how much is that Tristen?
Tristen- Uh, 15000 dollars
Teacher- Doesn't everyone wish 15000 would just present itself
Bob's IPod- I ain't saying you a gold digger but you messin with no broke n*****
Teacher- *insert cuss word* - B0S5J4M3S

8 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

It’s just talking

9 Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus

Teachers will get cranky at you if you play this - BigBrotherSucks

10 Forget You - Cee Lo Green

I you told someone to forget you it would be a sad day for that person - BigBrotherSucks

It's called F*** You!
So understandable.

The Contenders

11 Break the Rules - Charli XCX

That's me singing that haha

Imagine someone doing this and chanting "I don't WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I JUST WANNA BREAK THE RULES! " - kaitlynrad11

12 Blind - Korn

Imagine playing this in front of a bully. You would go completely insane and try and torture him/her.

13 Innocent High - Blood on the Dance Floor

A song that was probably inspired by Mary Kay Letourneau.

14 Lose Yourself - Eminem

Imagine if you told someone to lose yourself - BigBrotherSucks

What's wrong with this one?

Everyone themselves will lose it

15 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
16 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

The seniors at my school had this as the music for the senior flash mob at the pep rally it's not even that terrible I mean it's not like people have never heard it before

Every body in my class would be facing to this song. And then get Behavior Notification

Oh god no... - Gehenna

Why did she name her song a snake!

17 Pornographic - Tech N9ne
18 So What - Pink

What happen if you told someone you wanna start a fight - BigBrotherSucks

19 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

My high school played this once during an assembly and nearly every guy around me started booing until the other sections caught on.

This song is a really bad influence.

20 Sorry for Party Rocking - Lmfao
21 Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People

This is legit about a school shooting and someone got kicked out for playing this to much

22 Daddy - Korn

Still scariest song ever

Nobody likes songs about children getting raped.

23 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber. Need I say more?

24 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
25 Baby - Justin Bieber
26 Another Brick In the Wall, Pt. 2 - Pink Floyd

I'm sure it will work because what can be more charming than "we don't need no education " - Toucan

27 TwerkIt - Busta Rhymes
28 Young, Wild & Free - Wiz Khalifa
29 Mein Teil - Rammstein


30 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

Someone played this in class and got expelled - Goatworlds

31 Jeremy - Pearl Jam

For those who aren't aware, this song's about a horrifying event that happened at a certain school.

32 Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer - Behemoth

I played this at school a few times.

33 Deepthroat - Cupcakke
34 Kim - Eminem

OH NO! - galaxyfox

35 Report Card - Soulja Boy
36 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer

Do you really wanna torture more people at school?

Butts,butts and more butts

37 Make It Rain - Travis Porter

This is school we're talking about. Not strip clubs.

38 Tik Tok - Ke$ha
39 Date Rape - Sublime

The title says it all.

40 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
41 Friday - Rebecca Black
42 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson

They'll get the wrong idea.

The funny thing is that this is a song that's against partying, drugs and sex.

43 Big Booty Judy - Money Montana
44 Get Your Gunn - Marilyn Manson
45 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
46 Sex In the Lounge - Nicki Minaj
47 Violent Pornography - System of a Down
48 The Murder - Bernard Herrmann
49 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
50 J*** In My Pants - The Lonely Island
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Top Remixes (7)

1. #selfie - The Chainsmokers
2. Blind - Korn
3. Break the Rules - Charli XCX
1. Another Brick In the Wall, Pt. 2 - Pink Floyd
2. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
3. Rape Me - Nirvana
1. Take Me to Church - Hozier
2. Kiss You - One Direction
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

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