Worst Songs to Play at a Wedding

The Top Ten

1 Kim - Eminem

This is definitely NOT a song to play at your wedding.

Self-Explanatory. - AlphaQ

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2 Every Breath You Take - The Police UListen to Sample
3 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island

If that song played and your fiancé heard it she will escape

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4 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred UListen to Sample
5 I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco

How is this one not higher? This is THE wedding killer right here, and is even about a wedding.

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6 White Wedding - Billy Idol

Wait, what? This is good to play at a wedding though. :( - GehennaTheSecond

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7 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Wow, the irony in this. - GehennaTheSecond

Imagine this at a wedding. LOL!

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8 Love Don't Live Here Anymore - Madonna UListen to Sample
9 Alternative Girlfriend - Barenaked Ladies UListen to Sample
10 Disasterpiece - Slipknot UListen to Sample

The Contenders

11 Bed of Roses - Bon Jovi UListen to Sample
12 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn UListen to Sample
13 Down with the Sickness - Disturbed UListen to Sample
14 Area Codes - Ludacris UListen to Sample
15 D-I-V-O-R-C-E - Tammy Wynette UListen to Sample
16 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

God, that would be embarrassing

It would probably be a little awkward and embarrassing - Ajkloth

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17 You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi

I want this played at my wedding

Ouch. - Gg2000

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18 Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

A great song, but not ideal for the ceremony

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19 Gold Digger - Kanye West UListen to Sample
20 Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits UListen to Sample
21 Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin UListen to Sample
22 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Needs to be higher than Billy Idol and The Police. - GehennaTheSecond

How Come this isn't in the top ten. - kcianciulli

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23 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse
24 I Don't F*** With You - Big Sean
25 Ball and Chain - Social Distortion UListen to Sample
26 Hell's Bells - AC/DC UListen to Sample
27 With or Without You - U2

Hmm...The words do bring back some rather bizarre memories. No, pehaps this really ISN'T the best song... - Britgirl

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28 Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden

You do know this is a song about getting the white man out of the native American's land.

Why do want to get out of there so badly

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29 Under Pressure - Queen and David Bowie UListen to Sample
30 Still Got the Blues - Gary Moore UListen to Sample
31 Spit It Out - Slipknot UListen to Sample
32 How Many Licks? - Lil Kim UListen to Sample
33 Whiskey In the Jar - Thin Lizzy UListen to Sample
34 Problem - Ariana Grande UListen to Sample
35 Hell Awaits - Slayer UListen to Sample
36 The Sun No Longer Rises - Immortal UListen to Sample
37 Fatal Tragedy - Dream Theater UListen to Sample
38 Baby - Justin Bieber

EVERYONE WILL RIOT IF SOMEONE SINGS J BIEBS AT A WEDDING

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39 7 Years - Lukas Graham UListen to Sample
40 F*** You - Ce Lo Green UListen to Sample
41 Fack - Eminem UListen to Sample
42 What What (In the Butt) - Samwell UListen to Sample
43 Push It - Salt N' Pepa

Everyone saying to the bride "Push It Real Good! " That's not a good thing.

Can you imagine this song being played at a wedding?!?! - PositronWildhawk

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44 Beep - Pussycat Dolls

I really don't think I want 'It's funny how a man only thinks about the *beep*' being played on my wedding...

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45 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus UListen to Sample
46 Wiggle - Jason Derulo UListen to Sample
47 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Oh god no... - Gehenna

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48 Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith UListen to Sample
49 Vertigo - U2 UListen to Sample
50 So What - Pink UListen to Sample
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Kim - Eminem
2. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
3. I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
Croy987
1. Every Breath You Take - The Police
2. White Wedding - Billy Idol
3. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco
Dancedom
1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. I Don't F*** With You - Big Sean
3. Kim - Eminem
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