Worst Songs to Play at a Wedding

The Top Ten

1 Kim - Eminem

This is definitely NOT a song to play at your wedding.

That's a bad song for anywhere but divorce court lol. - bunnyluv070

Self-Explanatory. - AlphaQ

2 Every Breath You Take - The Police
3 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island

If that song played and your fiancé heard it she will escape

4 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
5 White Wedding - Billy Idol
6 I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco

How is this one not higher? This is THE wedding killer right here, and is even about a wedding.

7 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Imagine this at a wedding. LOL!

8 Alternative Girlfriend - Barenaked Ladies
9 Love Don't Live Here Anymore - Madonna
10 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

God, that would be embarrassing

It would probably be a little awkward and embarrassing - Ajkloth

The Contenders

11 Disasterpiece - Slipknot
12 Bed of Roses - Bon Jovi
13 Down with the Sickness - Disturbed
14 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn
15 Area Codes - Ludacris
16 Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

A great song, but not ideal for the ceremony

17 D-I-V-O-R-C-E - Tammy Wynette
18 Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
19 You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
20 Gold Digger - Kanye West
21 Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits
22 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse
23 With or Without You - U2

Hmm...The words do bring back some rather bizarre memories. No, pehaps this really ISN'T the best song... - Britgirl

24 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

How Come this isn't in the top ten. - kcianciulli

25 Ball and Chain - Social Distortion
26 Under Pressure - Queen and David Bowie
27 Still Got the Blues - Gary Moore
28 Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden

You do know this is a song about getting the white man out of the native American's land.

Why do want to get out of there so badly

29 Hell's Bells - AC/DC
30 Whiskey In the Jar - Thin Lizzy
31 Spit It Out - Slipknot
32 Problem - Ariana Grande
33 How Many Licks? - Lil Kim
34 I Don't F*** With You - Big Sean
35 Baby - Justin Bieber


36 What What (In the Butt) - Samwell
37 Push It - Salt N' Pepa

Everyone saying to the bride "Push It Real Good! " That's not a good thing.

Can you imagine this song being played at a wedding?!?! - PositronWildhawk

At the reception that wldnt b so bad. - bunnyluv070

38 Beep - Pussycat Dolls

I really don't think I want 'It's funny how a man only thinks about the *beep*' being played on my wedding...

39 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
40 Hell Awaits - Slayer
41 The Sun No Longer Rises - Immortal
42 Fatal Tragedy - Dream Theater
43 7 Years - Lukas Graham
44 Vertigo - U2
45 So What - Pink
46 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
47 Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
48 J*** In My Pants - Lonely Island
49 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
50 17 Girls In a Row - Steel Panther
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. I Don't F*** With You - Big Sean
3. Kim - Eminem
1. Kim - Eminem
2. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
3. I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
1. Every Breath You Take - The Police
2. White Wedding - Billy Idol
3. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco

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