Top Ten Worst Songs to Sing at a Retirement Home

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Trust me, they won't like this mainstream pop. Even I think it's pile after pile of rubbish. I hope this list doesn't give you any ideas.

These songs, if you would play at a retirement home, I'm pretty sure you would get hit with a cane straight in the stomach.

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

The lyrics in this song are inappropriate, and if I were old (or even me today), I wouldn't get a good image from someone singing along with rap, even saying all the curse words. - SubliminalMessages

If I was old and heard this song I would probably have a heart attack real quickly.

2 All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor

This song might be a fun song to jam to once in a while, but, wrong place, wrong time bro. - SubliminalMessages

3 Anaconda- Nicki Minaj

Yes, another Nicki Minaj song. This song makes women look like objects, and has a terrible beat, singer, etc. , and I'm pretty sure more females would hit you than males. - SubliminalMessages

Yeah, I totally want to hear a song full of sexual innuendos and butt references at a retirement home... (sarcasm by the way) - Turkeyasylum

4 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

The last thing anyone wants to hear is Miley Cyrus making a song about drinking and partying, trying to be like Ke$ha. (Even though Ke$ha still sucks) - SubliminalMessages

5 Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year - Tiny Tim

I decided to add a Christmas song to the list, since it's December. The sing is inappropriate, and makes fun of those with AIDS. - SubliminalMessages

Shouldn't you play this on a wedding instead?

6 Birthday Cake - Rihanna

I think this song is REALLY annoying, so I kinda winder what the old folk's reaction would be to it. - SubliminalMessages

7 Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj

The song made by these 3 singers was flat out inappropriate, and I would rather wish for my grandpa to watch an episode of the Problem Solverz than see this music video. - SubliminalMessages

Fact: The lyric chord that is You got a shhh 'mouth

8 Beez In the Trap - Nicki Minaj

Sorry for all the Minaj songs, she just fits in well with this list. - SubliminalMessages

9 Warning Shots - Eminem

It's just one word again and again, and I think the old people in the home would REALLY hate that. - SubliminalMessages

10 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

Has anyone actually looked up the lyrics? It references teen smoking! - SubliminalMessages

The Contenders

11 Baby - Justin Bieber
12 Kim - Eminem
13 Rape Me - Nirvana
14 P**** - Rammstein
15 Forced Gender Reassignment - Cattle Decapitation
16 You Have Aids - Peter Griffin
17 Down With the Sickness - Disturbed
18 Gone Forever - Three Days Grace
19 American Bad Ass - Kid Rock
20 TwerkIt - Busta Rhymes
21 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
22 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
23 Tik Tok - Ke$ha
24 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
25 Lollipop - Lil Wayne
26 Friday - Rebecca Black
27 Gangnam Style - Psy
28 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson
29 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
30 Juggalo Island - Insane Clown Posse
31 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
32 Disciple - Slayer
33 Angel of Death - Slayer
34 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
35 Bitch Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

I can already picture their reactions.

36 Date Rape - Sublime
37 Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
38 B√úCK Dich - Rammstein
39 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy
40 The Stroke - Billy Squier
41 Heart Attack - Demi Lovato
42 Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam
43 Cancer - My Chemical Romance
44 If I Die Young - The Band Perry
45 Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
46 Landslide - Dixie Chicks
47 Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel
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Top Remixes

1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
3. Anaconda- Nicki Minaj
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