Top Ten Worst Songs to Sing to Your Grandma


The Top Ten

1 Sliver - Nirvana

I do not think that your grandmother would appreciate you singing "Grandma take me home" all day. - Alpha101

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2 You Could Be Mine - Guns N Roses

I could imagine someone on singing this to their grandma, and she suddenly slaps them repeatedly in the face. - Alpha101

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3 Black Dog - Led Zeppelin

If someone got down on their hands and knees and started singing this to their grandma, I would think that they are insane. - Alpha101

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4 You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC

I would pay anyone one hundred dollars to go up to their grandmother and sing this with a straight face. - Alpha101

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5 I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

I would have tears of joy if I saw someone sing this. I would not be able to stop laughing! - Alpha101

Seeing that most grandmas grew up with Beatlemania, they might get a kick out of it. - PetSounds

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6 Daddy - Korn

good song

What would make this even better is if your grandmother is your father's mother. Your dad will be in BIG trouble! - Alpha101

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7 Cherry Pie - Warrant

One of the catchiest but humorous songs I history. What makes it even better... It was in Grown Ups 2. - Alpha101

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8 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

If someone sings this to their grandmother, one thing's for certain. Grandma will not bake cookies for you anymore. - Alpha101

It says it all in the title! - ToptenPizza

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9 Young Again - The Classic Crime

Singing this song will make your grandmother feel sad. It is a great song though... - Alpha101

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10 Live Free or Let Me Die - Skillet

I wonder what would happen if someone sang this song... - Alpha101

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The Contenders

11 Bitch Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

She'll call the cops - ToptenPizza

12 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island UListen to Sample
13 Thong Song - Sisqo
14 Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper

"If I'm too rough,
Tell me,
I'm so scared that,
Your little head will,
Come off in my hands"

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15 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj UListen to Sample
16 Kim - Eminem UListen to Sample
17 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This should be higher, I mean insulting your grandma in the most profane way possible? - ToptenPizza

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18 Used to Love Her - Guns N' Roses UListen to Sample
19 Grandad's Little Ditty - Primus UListen to Sample
20 Date Rape - Sublime UListen to Sample
21 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus UListen to Sample
22 Wiggle - Jason Derulo UListen to Sample
23 Young, Wild & Free - Wiz Khalifa UListen to Sample
24 Sexy and I Know It - Lmfao UListen to Sample
25 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz UListen to Sample
26 I Wish - Cher Lloyd UListen to Sample
27 TwerkIt - Busta Rhymes UListen to Sample
28 Booty - Jennifer Lopez UListen to Sample
29 Smack My B**** Up - The Prodigy
30 Disciple - Slayer

Imagine if your grandma was religious and you were singing this to her.

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31 The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson

Same with Disciple. That's because of the lyric "Well I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist! "

32 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
33 Whistle - Flo Rida UListen to Sample
34 K*** - Korn
35 Drunk on a Plane - Dierks Bentley
36 Cake and Sodomy - Marilyn Manson
37 Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO
38 Sex In the Lounge - Nicki Minaj
39 Ha Ha You're Dead - Green Day
40 Get your Gunn - Marilyn Manson
41 Get Your Gunn - Marilyn Manson
42 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
43 Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
44 I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
45 Kill You - Eminem
46 Yolo - The Lonely Island UListen to Sample
47 a-Lot - Baby Got Back - Sir Mix
48 2 Become 1 - The Spice Girls
49 International Love - Pitbull
50 Love Me - Lil Wayne
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