Worst Sonic Pairings

Silverbronwyn
This is my opinion on the worst Sonic Pairings, don't hate me, I'm using opinions from across the internet. I'm using either pointless pairings, strange pairing or the most hated pairings (with not many people shipping it).

The Top Ten

1 Soneggman

Robotic and sonic hate each other the blue blur has be in the doctors hair for too long why would the hit it off

... Wait, those two are a thing? What are in those crazy crazy fangirls mind?! Sonic and Eggman? Arch nemesis and a hero? Please, kill me.

Just no...they are enemies not lovers so gross!

CALL THE POLICE! - BorisRule

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2 Bigblaze

What, cause they're both cats? Jesus christ. I can't believe this is a thing.

... Yeah pretty self explanatory - Silverbronwyn

Oh but why do you hate this SonAmy fans? After all, they're different sexes and the same species. That's why you love your stupid ship right? Oh do you really just don't give an f about Sonic's feelings at all?

Big should burn in hell

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3 Sonic x Elise

I wish King Bowser kidnaps Elise.

Elise is one of the worst characters SEGA has produced. She's bland and boring and people like her?

I think this is the WORST thing about Sonic 06. I think this is why people hate this game.

I don't even know what to say. Who even came up with this idea?

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4 Sonamy

I absolutely hate this pairing. Sonic sees Amy as a friend, but never romantically. While Amy has an obsession with Sonic, he has clearly shown he has no romantic interest in her. Fan girls (I'm a girl, but do not seek out pairings) are crazy to think that every little word or action means ", THEY MUST BE LOVE! " No, just no.

Its been obvious that this pairing cannot happen in the games. (Sorry people who support it) - randomuser2525

I like the idea of Sonic and Amy in a platonic crush relationship, not a lovely dovey one. They are not meant to be an animal version of Mario and Peach.

Well personally I feel sonic is this cool strong guy who's brave and then Amy's basically princess peach like come on there opposites also ya notice like no one could be shipped on sonic exepct maybe tails x cream

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5 Knuxamy

Just, why? Why on earth would they love each other! Knuckles is too busy for love (sorry ladies), and Amy just wants Sonic! - Silverbronwyn

For this shipping, one would have to do a full brain washing of Amy.

I think the two of them actually go really well together
Well not in the main games
In book I can see Amy choosing knuckles over sonic

This is possible... I like it better than Sonamy. Sonic X even shipped it.

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6 Silvaze

This shipping can be counted as a pointless ship, first of all, Silver and Blaze have never met, as time was erased in 06', plus in Blaze's Japanese profile, it states that she sees him as a little brother. - Silverbronwyn

I know it's your opinion that you hate Silvaze, but logic doesn't madder. There is still the archie comics. And they were clearly standing by each other in Sonic Generations say stuff like "I believe in you Sonic." And "You can do it Sonic! " It's probably not gonna happen, but its WAAAYYY X100 Better then Silvamy. God, I hate that couple. The personalities don't match at ALL. It's easily the worst Sonic couple for me. But anyway, Silvaze is my favorite, but I respect your opinion. - LpsDisneyTmntFreak

Silvaze is such a ridiculous pairing. Firstly, it's been said that Silver sees Blaze as a SISTER, not girlfriend or whatever. Secondly, Blaze is too locked up on herself, let alone be with a guy who is naive. And thirdly, it's not a good time for them to have a relationship anyway, because they are too preoccupied with their guardian duties. I personally prefer Silvamy.

No this I great probably the best ship

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7 Sonadow

This exist... Apparently... Well that is creepy, weird, and just... Who thought of it? I can understand Sonic x Eggman being worse, but this is just... - randomuser2525

This ship is stupid as Shadow sees Sonic as a rival, even an enemy, if you've seen the Shadow the Hedgehog opening, then you'll know what I mean, Shadow is always beating up Sonic! - Silverbronwyn

No, in the opening, Shadow must avenge Sonic and save the world, as Sonic has fallen and can't get up. - Foty829

Why does this even exist? Neither Sonic or Shadow are gay.

Just very werid - BorisRule

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8 Eggman x Cream

Okay what wacko nutty screw ball came up with this? I'm being serious. LOOK AT IT THAN ASK YOURSELF IF IT MAKES A LICK OF SENSE! If you think it does... Well you got issues.

What? WHAT? Dude, this should have been first. Cream and Eggman? No, just no. Someone please burn this thing, I couldn't stand it.

I don't even know where to begin with this

Even worse than Sonic X Eggman. No thanks! - BorisRule

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9 Sonouge

This makes no sense, out of all the boys she flirts with, why would she choose Sonic? She flirts more with Knuckles and even Shadow! - Silverbronwyn

Rouge loves Shadow, what.

I had to put it up. Shadow/sonic makes you sick? Try this

Just weird - BorisRule

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10 Shadshrek

Who ever came up with this is sick in the skull and belongs in a mental hospital.

Why is this even a thing? Shadow and Shrek DOES NOT related in ANY ways and that's the end of it

Don't even get me started on this "so called pairing" Iv actually seen the video. It's it really sick and whoever came up with this pairing first needs to go kill theirselves

This is the worst ship. Ever. I'm really glad that this is a joke.

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The Contenders

11 Shadamy

Whoever first thought that Shadamy was a good idea should be shot.

This is what happens when shippers run out of characters so they close their eyes, pick two random characters, give the "ship" a name, and act like it's canon. NO!

Why the fudge is this couple so popular, this is THE WORST couple I've ever seen

Amy mistook shadow for sonic in sonic x [ is she color blind ] ONCE. 2# describe amy in three words [ kind annoying fan girl ] shadow [ mean, pissed murderer ] ya see what I mean. if Amy and shadow became a couple it would be an abusive one and probs dive Amy to kill herself
now would you want that to happen

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12 Silvadow

If you've played 06', you might have seen the scene where Shadow kicks Silver in the back of the head... True love, that is <3 (sarcasm if you didn't notice) Silver and Shadow worked together once, and time was erased, so yet again, they never met. - Silverbronwyn

No way, Shadow is actually Silver's father

In '06 There is a scene where Silver runs at Shadow to attack him, but Shadow uses chaos control to slow him down, then proceeds to kick him in the back of his head. Yes, they worked together on one mission but time was erased, so they never met. TREU love that ISH!

Ok so when they fight that's what makes it a bad couple (even though who made them fight was satin in heghog form), but when they shown they can work well together, it doesn't matter because it was all ereased, like when they attacked each other?

Makes sense /rollseyes

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13 Sonic x Tree

Just... No words come to mind. (Sarcastically) Well do show me this Tree! I bet she looks amazing in pink! Oh and some makeup, Sonic you go!

An animal and plant can't date.

...How is this number 13?

That was just plain hilarious. - BorisRule

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14 Sonaze

This shouldn't even be higher than the sonic and Liam Neeson one in my opinion

I love it, in the Sonic rush series, Sonic is the reason Blaze knows what true friendship is, it took love, hope, trust and respect and Kickass fighting to find love between friends, this is far thr coolest character interaction

Ok I get if your shipping sonic and blaze from sonic rush but if your shipping sonic an blaze from 06 and after that then no

This couple sucks!

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15 Sonic x Liam Neeson

This is genius! - VeronikaHolm

WHAT

Why is this in existence? Jesus is this an ACTUAL ship or is it just one of those stupid ships like shadsrek oh god don't get me started on that trainwreck

Nope! - BorisRule

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16 Shadouge

Shadouge is awesome and is better (and more likely) than Knouge. Deal with it.

Shadouge is the best couple shadouge forever!

But this is near the top of the best sonic ships list...i'm so confused

Shadouge sucks...



(flameshield on)

17 Sonic x Knuckles

Someone shoot me. Quick.

& Knuckles

Why?

Kill me

18 Shadkal

This makes no scence they never even met

I never will understand how Shadikal is so popular.

why

19 Amy x Kion (The Lion Guard)

What in actual hell

20 Vectarmy

Vector X Charmy

21 Sonkey

We'll just go with Donkey Kong for now.

Sonic X Donkey

Donkey kong? D=

22 Sonic X Metal Sonic

I adore this couple! Imagine the sexual tension that occurs between these two...

Gotta agree with the sexual tension comment. It's there every time these two meet each other.

I really like this ship. They're very cute together. I don't think it's gross at all

This ship is disgusting,unrealistic,stupid, and I could go on for hours on how this ship is terrible

23 Blaze x Amy Rose

What the Insert curse word here

...Sorry, but where exactly did this pairing idea even come from? Is there romantic chemistry between them? No, there isn’t. And if someone points out the Olympic Games where they hold hands, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re in love. Any girl with a ‘friend’ who’s also a girl would do that. That doesn’t always mean they’re in love with each other. And that’s no different between Blaze and Amy’s ‘friend’ relationship.

24 Knouge

This couple must die

With their constant fights, they could have a lot of trouble if they get married.

Mixed

Knucklehead deserves better! All this w***e does is flirt with him to try and steal the master emerald from him because for no reason it's 'hers.' Also, just because knucklehead thinks she's attractive does not mean the w***e is good for her. Even the knucklehead can see that, as in his song, it talks about how he finds her personality unappealing. Personality>looks remember that kids!

Also, the w***e is more interested in the stoic vapid hedgehog *coighshadowcough* than knucklehead. So none of the two will ever chase after each other.

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25 Sonic x Akai Dalia

This is the worst pairing ever. Its not even a relationship, by the artists own depictions, its all sex and making sonic out to be this big ugly purpled brutish creature thathas his way whenever he wants, but this actually makes him the victim, as Akai, his own girlfriend assassinates his very character with these lies.

26 Yoshector

Wait yoshi isn't he in the mario series?

They're both anthropomorphic alligators, so they're good for each other.

Yoshi x Vector

27 Shadiona

Shadow x Princess Fiona

Well Shadow x Shrek is already on here so why not Shadow x Fiona? At least Shadiona isn't slash.

28 Sonic x Rainbow Dash

Just why? There in 2 completely different universes

I'd rather pair Rainbow with a repainted genderbend of herself than with Sonic.

JUST WHY?! STOP TO INFECT OUR DA BASE, YOU STUPID BRONIES! come on,2 character that never meeted! what, and also, RD is crap, just complete crap

29 Sonic x The Roadrunner

A match made in heaven! 😇

30 Spidaze

You mean... Blaze and... SPIDER-MAN!? What!?!

Who the hell came up with this stuff.

Well, it does not help that some fans are shipping Lucina (she's from Fire Emblem) with Spider Man... But Blaze the Cat? Geez! It's bad enough that one shipper already has paired Felix the Cat up with Blaze instead of Kitty. What's with people shipping Sonic characters with everything they see?

Spiderman! Spiderman likes Gwen who is dead

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31 Vector x Espio

When you say Vector, I think of cereal. I know it's actually Vector the alligator, but still. Espio is stupid anyway. Vector / Cereal makes him look worse.

Espio is actually a man

Wow...just wow. This shouldn't be a thing

no

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32 Espio x Shadow

No. just... no. Espio is a purple lizard while Shadow is a black hedgehog. plus. I can't be sure but, don't they hate eachother?

33 Sonaisy

I'm getting really fluffing sick of these cross-cartoon-reality ships you guys.

Wait sonic x daisy holy this is getting weirder by the seconds

I agree, expecailly when the crossover is paring an animal with a human

Nope and Nope! - BorisRule

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34 Soneach

Who the fluff is even suppose to be shipped here?!

Better Peach than Rainbow Dash. At least Sonic and Peach met in Super Smash Bros. and Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games series. (Mario can have Amy if that were the case)

I think it's sonic and peach?!

Nope-ho-ho! - BorisRule

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35 Sonic x Rosalina

Please, someone, hurt me now.

Anyone have bleach? If so give it to me

Just shoot me stop paring sonic with Mario characters

Where did this even come from?

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36 Sonbig

Really?

37 Shadonald

Shadow X Donald Duck

Lol I would love to see how shadow would deal with the bratty, grouchy Donald Duck!

But yea this ship is weird & makes no sense...

38 Sonamus

What's amus? Who's amus? Is it ending it off with amus because amus stands for sheamus like WWE sheamus?

Sonic x Samus Aran

39 Sonelda

Sonic x Zelda

40 Luidow

Luigi x Shadow

Luigi is way out of shadow's league

41 Ella x Eggman
42 Vector x Ben Ali Gator

Ben is the lead alligator from Fantasia.

43 Espio x Charmy

Shipping Charmy with any of the chaotix is wrong. He's only 6.

44 Sonic x Mario

This is a tragic hilarity

45 Sonic x Steve (Minecraft)

I hope this is a joke. If this is, this is a masterful meme.

46 Elise x Peach
47 Tails x Amy

WHAT!? Amy's like 12! Tails is 8! That's just wrong!

Amy is a b***h to Tails; Tails deserves better!

48 Sonic x Axel

Axel? Axel who? WWE superstar Curtis Axel?

? WHY?

49 Amy Rose x Axel Chains

I remember watching "Your Favorite Martian" back when YouTube was good and Maker Studios wasn't bought by Disney at the time. But still, Amy deserves better than this pervert.

50 Amy Rose x Luigi

Ok-ay...

Well, good thing this is on the list...

100% dumb crap.

Jesus now I wish I had a samsung galaxy S7 note

Aw hell no! Luigi DOES NOT deserve a manipulative, b***hy, whinny brat like Amy. and gots the bad bestiality too

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