Top Ten Worst Sounds the Human Body Makes

The Top Ten

Farting

There're so many variations in sounds in farts (or trumping) as my nan calls it). I think it funny, especially if it's quiet and someone lets out a little squeaky one. It sets off the whole office.

Seriously, fart jokes are literally easiest laziest comedy there is, and it bothers me to see in otherwise brilliant lives like this.

My brother farts silently but is so stinky!

Very annoying, plus, it smells like barf.

Vomiting

This girl vomited when I took a test, and she did that little burp thing it was so gros I had to cover my ears but I didn't want to be rude and act like she was disrupting me and I felt really bad for her.

Vomiting is nearly contagious for me... Whenever I see/hear somebody vomit I feel like throwing up myself.
I'm just grateful you can't vomit empty.

I'd rather hear a fart than hear someone vomit. Faring all the way man!

This should be #1 because it's so disgusting to hear or watch!

Snoring

My aunt Dottie has super loud snoring and I woke up one time when I was sleeping with her on a vacation and I couldn’t go back to sleep because she was snoring so loudly!

Dear god, its complete hell every time my dad comes over and falls asleep on our couch and overpowers the T.V. in his sleep like nothing...

My opinion on this is 50/50. Sometimes it's funny and I laugh at it, and sometimes it annoys me to death that I can't sleep.

To be honest, I hate loud snoring more than farts. Especially when my dad does it

Chewing

I am misophonic (hatred of sounds like chewing that is scientifically diagnosed) and have oversensitive hearing-worst combination ever.

This is one of my pet peeves... listening to someone smack their lips while they eat, so annoying

That sound is so gross. I can't eat when people next to me do that

But chewing gum is fun! I can't stop!

Grinding teeth

Oh my goodness, I have a habit of doing this ;-;

My brother does it in his sleep.

If someone grindes there teeth it just feels like its shedding my skin I hate it so I'm going with this

Burping

Burps are more disgusting than farts. What's up with farts at #1?! Burps should be on that place!

Waay worse then a fart, this is the most disgusting sound/smell in the world.

I don't find the humor in them. They drive me crazy

Whether we like it or not, we all do it

Cracking joints

It is one of my biggest habits and I love doing it myself, but I cringe when I hear others do it. Yes, I know, I'm a hypocrite

My brother specialises in doing this to make everyone go crazy. It's uncivilised and purely obscene.

This drives my mom nuts, and my uncle even cracks my sister's toes to upset her...

My joints all ways do this. My mom says it runs in the family.

Abdominal/bowel sounds

Why is this not No. 1? Do you enjoy taking a test next to your crush and suddenly the dying whale in your stomach decides to talk?... Yeah, I didn't think so.

Its always when the room is full of people and is really quiet when my stomach wants to pretend to be a dying whale. Its really embarrassing

I have a bowel problem and have to take Laxido so this happens all the time... In assemblies at school I literally hold my breath and beg for it to not happen!

I have problems with my stomach. Such as: I always here it, and it's gross. And at school when I'm hungry it growls... Embarrassing

Coughing

I must sound like hell wherever I go...

Most common and infectious

Sneezing

There are funny sneezes, but most sneezes just sound so bad that I feel like I'm in the middle of a pandemic. I feel bad for myself and apologize to others so bad when I sneeze because it is really hard.

I have a super loud sneeze. Really, it's horrible. Then you feel guilty in school, because everyone's always like...
"(sigh) Bless You... "
Sometimes they don't even waste their time.

It will be even gross if you had a cold. Then there would be gross stuff all over your arm

It sounds like my mom being mad

The Newcomers

? Urinating

The Contenders

Hiccuping

Hiccup is emmbarresing plus very funny! If you don't believe me then guess what, when it was my birthday and birthday party everyone came and we put a Bremen cheesecake and a melted chocolate cake yum! Instead of everyone sing happy birthday everyone told me to sing it solo and everyone else clap for me. But something happened which was when I begen to sing I hiccup again and again and everyone thought I was singing so they didn't notice I was actually hiccuping. So everyone clap while I was hiccuping. In the end of my hiccup I told everyone I was hiccuping haha! Laugh out loud!

This is just annoying. Also painful sometimes.

This is embarrassing right, in class I was making something with my friend, and then suddenly when my teacher was talking I hiccup so loud that it hurt

Queefing

Some girls can really carry a tune - let me outta here!

As if girls weren't loud and annoying enough.

Yawning

Good meaning, by chavi madcap

Crying

Sometimes this is just entertaining. It even makes me laugh. Or maybe it just depends on the baby's tune of crying.

Anyone who's been around babies know that this has to be the most annoying sound

When someone is really hurt and sad tho it not annoying

Crying is a really annoying sound.

Collecting phlegm in your mouth

Does not make sounds, but still feels disgusting.

My dad does this a lot

Eww! Really awful noise.

Whining

It's annoying, especially for little kids.

Choking
Moaning

I can't stand it when in the room right next to me when my parents moan it's so uncomfortable

Snorting
Noise your back makes when laying naked on a wooden floor and making your body go up and down

So, you're a bottom?

ok that's weird

Kissing

Especially grown ups repeatedly kissing babies over and over again...

Screaming
Slurping
Laughing
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