Top Ten Worst Sounds the Human Body Makes

The Top Ten Worst Sounds the Human Body Makes

1 Fart

Seriously, fart jokes are literally easiest laziest comedy there is, and it bothers me to see in otherwise brilliant lives like this. - DinoLover4242

There're so many variations in sounds in farts (or trumping) as my nan calls it). I think it funny, especially if it's quiet and someone lets out a little squeaky one. It sets off the whole office. - Britgirl

Hey why do you people think it sounds bad I know it does but if you didn't fart or pass gas you would die so don't laugh at people who pass gas and don't do it as a joke

Ya this sound rocks!

2 Vomiting

I'm surprised that this is not number 1

This should be #1 because it's so disgusting to hear or watch! - ArpstaAmy333

It's worse than a fart, that's for sure

I'd rather hear a fart than hear someone vomit. Faring all the way man!

3 Snoring

Dear god, its complete hell every time my dad comes over and falls asleep on our couch and overpowers the T.V. in his sleep like nothing...

My opinion on this is 50/50. Sometimes it's funny and I laugh at it, and sometimes it annoys me to death that I can't sleep.

Definitely the WORST SOUND EVER! When I hear my mom snoring I'm like : JUST SHUT UP! - DogeFan132

Should be number one.

4 Chewing

This is one of my pet peeves... listening to someone smack their lips while they eat, so annoying - CloudofMercury

That sound is so gross. I can't eat when people next to me do that

But chewing gum is fun! I can't stop!

My brother does it all the time - Hspencer

5 Grinding teeth

Oh my goodness, I have a habit of doing this ;-; - CloudofMercury

My brother does it in his sleep.

If someone grindes there teeth it just feels like its shedding my skin I hate it so I'm going with this

6 Burp

At least there better than Donald Trump Search on to ten "Top Ten Reasons Why Burps Are Better Than Donald Trump"

They are gross

EW and they smell bad too - shawdyslikeamelody

I don't find the humor in them. They drive me crazy

7 Cracking joints

It is one of my biggest habits and I love doing it myself, but I cringe when I hear others do it. Yes, I know, I'm a hypocrite

My joints all ways do this. My mom says it runs in the family.

My joints are cracking all the time. And not on purpose! - funnyuser

This is entertaining when you're taking a test. Not even annoying to the least.

8 Cough

I must sound like hell wherever I go...

Most common and infectious

9 Abdominal/bowel Sounds

Diarrhea grumbles are gross.

Why is this not No. 1? Do you enjoy taking a test next to your crush and suddenly the dying whale in your stomach decides to talk?... Yeah, I didn't think so.

If you ever hear this one while you're in class, you'll understand.

The cause of most of my embarrassment D:

10 Sneeze

Sneezing is cute in my opinion

There are funny sneezes, but most sneezes just sound so bad that I feel like I'm in the middle of a pandemic. I feel bad for myself and apologize to others so bad when I sneeze because it is really hard.

It will be even gross if you had a cold. Then there would be gross stuff all over your arm

Oh god have mercy...
My grandmother, she goes YYASSHH 1000000 times louder than a foghorn... NOT COOL!

The Contenders

11 Hiccup

Hiccup is emmbarresing plus very funny! If you don't believe me then guess what, when it was my birthday and birthday party everyone came and we put a Bremen cheesecake and a melted chocolate cake yum! Instead of everyone sing happy birthday everyone told me to sing it solo and everyone else clap for me. But something happened which was when I begen to sing I hiccup again and again and everyone thought I was singing so they didn't notice I was actually hiccuping. So everyone clap while I was hiccuping. In the end of my hiccup I told everyone I was hiccuping haha! Laugh out loud!

This is embarrassing right, in class I was making something with my friend, and then suddenly when my teacher was talking I hiccup so loud that it hurt

This is just annoying. Also painful sometimes.

12 Whining

It's annoying, especially for little kids. - creed99

13 Queef

Some girls can really carry a tune - let me outta here!

Best sound you will ever here

As if girls weren't loud and annoying enough.

14 Choking
15 Moaning

I can't stand it when in the room right next to me when my parents moan it's so uncomfortable

During sex, of course.

16 Diarrhea

The sound of diarrhea is extremely annoying, especially when amplified by toilet water.

I love it, I have a orgasm when I have diarrhea

17 Yawn

Good meaning, by chavi madcap

18 Collecting phlegm in your mouth

My dad does this a lot

Does not make sounds, but still feels disgusting.

Eww! Really awful noise. - Britgirl

19 Crying

Applies to kids

Anyone who's been around babies know that this has to be the most annoying sound - keycha1n

Sometimes this is just entertaining. It even makes me laugh. Or maybe it just depends on the baby's tune of crying.

Crying is a really annoying sound.

20 Snorting
21 Kissing

Especially grown ups repeatedly kissing babies over and over again...

22 Screaming
23 Slurps
24 Noise your back makes when laying naked on a wooden floor and making your body go up and down

So, you're a bottom?

25 Laughing
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