Top Ten Worst Sounds the Human Body Makes

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The Top Ten

1 Fart

There're so many variations in sounds in farts (or trumping) as my nan calls it). I think it funny, especially if it's quiet and someone lets out a little squeaky one. It sets off the whole office. - Britgirl

Hey why do you people think it sounds bad I know it does but if you didn't fart or pass gas you would die so don't laugh at people who pass gas and don't do it as a joke

Ya this sound rocks!

Why would this be #1?! They are very entertaining! Not as disgusting as burps!

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2 Vomiting

This should be #1 because it's so disgusting to hear or watch! - ArpstaAmy333

It's worse than a fart, that's for sure

I'd rather hear a fart than hear someone vomit. Faring all the way man!

mmm

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3 Snoring

Dear god, its complete hell every time my dad comes over and falls asleep on our couch and overpowers the T.V. in his sleep like nothing...

My opinion on this is 50/50. Sometimes it's funny and I laugh at it, and sometimes it annoys me to death that I can't sleep.

Definitely the WORST SOUND EVER! When I hear my mom snoring I'm like : JUST SHUT UP! - DogeFan132

Should be number one.

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4 Chewing

This is one of my pet peeves... listening to someone smack their lips while they eat, so annoying - CloudofMercury

That sound is so gross. I can't eat when people next to me do that

But chewing gum is fun! I can't stop!

My brother does it all the time - Hspencer

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5 Grinding teeth

If someone grindes there teeth it just feels like its shedding my skin I hate it so I'm going with this

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6 Burp

I don't find the humor in them. They drive me crazy

Burps are more disgusting than farts. What's up with farts at #1?! Burps should be on that place!

Whether we like it or not, we all do it - CloudofMercury

Sometimes funny :P

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7 Cracking joints

It is one of my biggest habits and I love doing it myself, but I cringe when I hear others do it. Yes, I know, I'm a hypocrite

My joints all ways do this. My mom says it runs in the family.

My joints are cracking all the time. And not on purpose! - funnyuser

This is entertaining when you're taking a test. Not even annoying to the least.

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8 Cough

I must sound like hell wherever I go...

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9 Abdominal/bowel Sounds

Why is this not No. 1? Do you enjoy taking a test next to your crush and suddenly the dying whale in your stomach decides to talk?... Yeah, I didn't think so.

If you ever hear this one while you're in class, you'll understand.

The cause of most of my embarrassment D:

Haha lol I think it's more like, "gr"

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10 Sneeze

There are funny sneezes, but most sneezes just sound so bad that I feel like I'm in the middle of a pandemic. I feel bad for myself and apologize to others so bad when I sneeze because it is really hard.

It will be even gross if you had a cold. Then there would be gross stuff all over your arm

Oh god have mercy...
My grandmother, she goes YYASSHH 1000000 times louder than a foghorn... NOT COOL!

I sneeze like 12 times a day. - SamuiNeko

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The Contenders

11 Hiccup

Hiccup is emmbarresing plus very funny! If you don't believe me then guess what, when it was my birthday and birthday party everyone came and we put a Bremen cheesecake and a melted chocolate cake yum! Instead of everyone sing happy birthday everyone told me to sing it solo and everyone else clap for me. But something happened which was when I begen to sing I hiccup again and again and everyone thought I was singing so they didn't notice I was actually hiccuping. So everyone clap while I was hiccuping. In the end of my hiccup I told everyone I was hiccuping haha! Laugh out loud!

This is embarrassing right, in class I was making something with my friend, and then suddenly when my teacher was talking I hiccup so loud that it hurt

This is just annoying. Also painful sometimes.

12 Whining

It's annoying, especially for little kids. - creed99

13 Queef

Some girls can really carry a tune - let me outta here!

As if girls weren't loud and annoying enough.

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14 Diarrhea

The sound of diarrhea is extremely annoying, especially when amplified by toilet water.

I love it, I have a orgasm when I have diarrhea

15 Choking
16 Moaning

During sex, of course.

17 Yawn
18 Collecting phlegm in your mouth

Does not make sounds, but still feels disgusting.

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19 Crying

Anyone who's been around babies know that this has to be the most annoying sound - keycha1n

Sometimes this is just entertaining. It even makes me laugh. Or maybe it just depends on the baby's tune of crying.

Crying is a really annoying sound.

Crying + screaming = Ear torture - FireWasp2004

20 Snorting
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