Top Ten Worst Sounds the Human Body Makes
The Top Ten
Seriously, fart jokes are literally easiest laziest comedy there is, and it bothers me to see in otherwise brilliant lives like this. - DinoLover4242
There're so many variations in sounds in farts (or trumping) as my nan calls it). I think it funny, especially if it's quiet and someone lets out a little squeaky one. It sets off the whole office. - Britgirl
Hey why do you people think it sounds bad I know it does but if you didn't fart or pass gas you would die so don't laugh at people who pass gas and don't do it as a joke
Ya this sound rocks!
I'm surprised that this is not number 1
This should be #1 because it's so disgusting to hear or watch! - ArpstaAmy333
It's worse than a fart, that's for sure
I'd rather hear a fart than hear someone vomit. Faring all the way man!
Dear god, its complete hell every time my dad comes over and falls asleep on our couch and overpowers the T.V. in his sleep like nothing...
My opinion on this is 50/50. Sometimes it's funny and I laugh at it, and sometimes it annoys me to death that I can't sleep.
Definitely the WORST SOUND EVER! When I hear my mom snoring I'm like : JUST SHUT UP! - DogeFan132
Should be number one.
This is one of my pet peeves... listening to someone smack their lips while they eat, so annoying - CloudofMercury
That sound is so gross. I can't eat when people next to me do that
But chewing gum is fun! I can't stop!
My brother does it all the time - Hspencer
Oh my goodness, I have a habit of doing this ;-; - CloudofMercury
My brother does it in his sleep.
If someone grindes there teeth it just feels like its shedding my skin I hate it so I'm going with this
At least there better than Donald Trump Search on to ten "Top Ten Reasons Why Burps Are Better Than Donald Trump"
They are gross
EW and they smell bad too - shawdyslikeamelody
I don't find the humor in them. They drive me crazy
It is one of my biggest habits and I love doing it myself, but I cringe when I hear others do it. Yes, I know, I'm a hypocrite
My joints all ways do this. My mom says it runs in the family.
My joints are cracking all the time. And not on purpose! - funnyuser
This is entertaining when you're taking a test. Not even annoying to the least.
I must sound like hell wherever I go...
Most common and infectious
Diarrhea grumbles are gross.
Why is this not No. 1? Do you enjoy taking a test next to your crush and suddenly the dying whale in your stomach decides to talk?... Yeah, I didn't think so.
If you ever hear this one while you're in class, you'll understand.
The cause of most of my embarrassment D:
Sneezing is cute in my opinion
There are funny sneezes, but most sneezes just sound so bad that I feel like I'm in the middle of a pandemic. I feel bad for myself and apologize to others so bad when I sneeze because it is really hard.
It will be even gross if you had a cold. Then there would be gross stuff all over your arm
Oh god have mercy...
My grandmother, she goes YYASSHH 1000000 times louder than a foghorn... NOT COOL!
Hiccup is emmbarresing plus very funny! If you don't believe me then guess what, when it was my birthday and birthday party everyone came and we put a Bremen cheesecake and a melted chocolate cake yum! Instead of everyone sing happy birthday everyone told me to sing it solo and everyone else clap for me. But something happened which was when I begen to sing I hiccup again and again and everyone thought I was singing so they didn't notice I was actually hiccuping. So everyone clap while I was hiccuping. In the end of my hiccup I told everyone I was hiccuping haha! Laugh out loud!
This is embarrassing right, in class I was making something with my friend, and then suddenly when my teacher was talking I hiccup so loud that it hurt
This is just annoying. Also painful sometimes.
It's annoying, especially for little kids. - creed99
Some girls can really carry a tune - let me outta here!
Best sound you will ever here
As if girls weren't loud and annoying enough.
I can't stand it when in the room right next to me when my parents moan it's so uncomfortable
During sex, of course.
The sound of diarrhea is extremely annoying, especially when amplified by toilet water.
I love it, I have a orgasm when I have diarrhea
Good meaning, by chavi madcap
My dad does this a lot
Does not make sounds, but still feels disgusting.
Eww! Really awful noise. - Britgirl
Applies to kids
Anyone who's been around babies know that this has to be the most annoying sound - keycha1n
Sometimes this is just entertaining. It even makes me laugh. Or maybe it just depends on the baby's tune of crying.
Crying is a really annoying sound.
Especially grown ups repeatedly kissing babies over and over again...
So, you're a bottom?