Top Ten Worst SpongeBob Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Gary put Puffy Fluffy down this instant!

I love Spongebob, but at this moment I hated him for months! - EJ0602

I wanted to kick SpongeBob face in that moment

I'm already on the verge of an aneurysm as I read all these quotes. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Even saying it is bad - Spongebob12

2 I guess crying does solve all your problems

Actually,proven by my own depression, this does not help a bit and makes you even more sad that all you ever do is cry - Manlypants

Crying doesn't solve anything!

This is the worst quote from the worst episode. In my opinion. - Joansb

Stuck in the wringer - PatrickStar

3 Didn't you learn anything about sharing?

Your's mine and mine - PatrickStar

4 No

Bro, what?

When He was telling everyone no on the abrasive side - PatrickStar

5 What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! That's it. I'm done. The 4:15 bus should be here any time now.

Poor Plankton... what was Zeus Cervas thinking?!

This HAS to be number 1

Why is this only 10? At least put this on the top 5?

This... last place?

6 SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes.

I loathe this quote because it meant Patrick was PRETENDING to be stupid ALL ALONG. - Turkeyasylum

Wow. So Patrick was being stupid all along? - Gamecubesarecool193

Now that has shattered my view on Patrick forever. - Goatworlds

7 Your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. You deserve what you've gotten.

Apparently, in Bikini Bottom, you get looked down on for speaking your mind to someone who deserved it.

8 It's not about you, it's about us

SpongeBob's best day ever is about them? That is the 2nd stupidest line I heard.

From "Best Day Ever".

That was selfish. And guess who said it (hint: the worst SB character of all time)

9 Really? He's a mess!

One course meal.


10 Go away, Cheese Head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over? In fact, better yet just step on me as hard as you can, will ya?

How is this last place?

The Contenders

11 It matters not whether one is dirty or clean

This line is what made me suspicious that this episode will suck, and it did.

13 Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road.

This line is repeated and it get annoying but I don't think it can make it to the top 10. It's not really offensive.

14 Have you learned anything about, sharing

This is aleeady on the list

15 Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts
16 I will save a whole nickle if I cut your salary, completely - Mr. Krabs
17 I can't. Because that would fly in the face of my good nature.
18 Hey look, a hairless goat!
19 A nudist ferret!
20 Why are you still alive?
21 It's booger time!
22 I hate people
23 Now, repeat after me: "I have no talent. Mr. Tentacles has all the talents".


24 Gary, shame on YOU!!!
25 Pearl, why don't you swing by to the Chum Bucket on your way to the mall? Give Plankton a little scare?
26 If I can finally be rid of SpongeBob! Forever! And I mean in the worst possible way!

From "Demolition Doofus".

27 It's time to use my imagination!

Mr Krabs makes fake money using the printer. What a great example for kids.

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