(My first review!) My thoughts on A Pal for Gary. [SPOILER WARNING]

TeamRocket747
Hello everyone! This is my first review, and I will be reviewing the SpongeBob Squarepants episode A Pal for Gary.
Everyone I've seen said they hated the episode, I've seen it before, so i'll tell you the problem. First, I'll tell you all the plot.
This episode starts when SpongeBob feeds Gary his snail food. A barrel hits SpongeBob at that moment and Gary slithers his way to him, this is when the worst rhyme I've ever seen comes.
When SpongeBob came over to Gary, he said: " Okay, Gare I'll get out of your hair, buddy."
That line was terrible. Gary doesn't have hair. (Unless you talk about this horrifying picture not from the episode, http://stuffpoint.com/spongebob-square-pants/image/174485-spongebob-square-pants-gary.jpg. (I'll also review the episode with the picture next, because Gary looks like he is smoking pot)).
After that, SpongeBob gets ready to go to work, but Gary wants a walk before he goes to work. SpongeBob didn't have time to just take a small walk around his, Squidward's, or Patrick's house, WHICH ISN'T LIKE A MILE LONG!
After SpongeBob goes to work, Gary uses the leash as a lasso to get supplies to watch a movie about cowboys, with a cowboy hat. I thought that part was cool. It wasn't bad at all.
SpongeBob arrives at work, and a customer with a purple worm comes in. SpongeBob says there is a strict policy with no pets allowed. The pet worm feels sad about it, because he can't get a Krabby Patty, then the worst SpongeBob character comes up....
Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Craps decides to not have the policy anymore, just so he can get his money. And he doubles 1 Krabby Patty to 2 for 5 dollars!
SpongeBob then decides to call Gary, but he doesn't respond. Good job, Gary! You did it! You predicted how horrid SpongeBob will be later in the episode!
It goes to night time, and SpongeBob starts to leave work, but Mr. Craps needs help with re-taring (not retarding) the parking lot. Mr. Craps says "Go home to Gary though.", and SpongeBob does. But, here comes the bad part..
we see a old woman "pedophile" fish, selling the species I like to call "disgrace". SpongeBob decides to trust that creepy pedophile fish lady, and takes the disgrace home. Deaf SpongeBob doesn't listen to the warnings from Pedophile Lady and goes straight home.
Deaf SpongeBob arrives at home with the new disgrace with him. Deaf SpongeBob names the disgrace Puffy Fluffy, and Deaf SpongeBob goes to get food for Gary and Puffy Fluffy, but when he is, Huffy Scruffy (new name for Puffy Fluffy), growls at Gary just because of a little "Meow". When Deaf SpongeBob comes back, he returns to his cute self to look like a innocent little disgrace. Deaf SpongeBob gives the snail food to Gary and Huffy Scruffy. Gary starts to eat but Deaf SpongeBob was too lazy to get a new bowl, and says "Gary! Where are your manners!? You have to share!", and guess what Deaf SpongeBob does? He writes Huffy Scruffy on the bowl, and makes Puffy Fluffy eat it all. Deaf and Lying SpongeBob goes to make his enchiladas. Gary starts to share, but Huffy Scruffy turns into Mr. Craps about food, and Gary hides behind the T.V and Huffy Scruffy tries to eat Gary, but Deaf and Lying SpongeBob comes back, and Huffy Scruffy looks innocent again. Deaf and Lying SpongeBob gets mad at Gary because he thinks Gary is ignoring Huffy Scruffy. Deaf, Lying, and Blind SpongeBob gets angry his food is cold, WHEN HE COOKED IT IN UNDER 30 SECONDS WHICH IS ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A NEW ONE, AND HOW DID IT GET COLD QUICKLY?
Gary decides to play with his toy, but Huffy Scruffy, once again, scares Gary. It gets repetitive after that, like your typical Phineas and Ferb episode. Huffy Scruffy rips up his toy, and Gary goes on Deaf, Lying, and Blind SpongeBob. Deaf, Lying, and Blind SpongeBob gets mad that his UNDER 30 SECONDS COOKED FOOD GETS RUINED. So, Deaf, Lying, and Blind SpongeBob puts Gary to bed, with Huffy Scruffy! Gary goes to lay with Deaf, Lying, and Blind SpongeBob, and Deaf, Lying, Blind, and Stupid SpongeBob says "Shame on you!", just because Gary wanted to sleep with Deaf, Lying, Blind, and Stupid SpongeBob! He is way out of character in this episode. Deaf, Lying, Blind, and Stupid SpongeBob puts Gary back to bed with Huffy Scruffy, but Gary finds out the Huffy Scruffy he was laying down with was a balloon. Just then, Gary hears a noise in the kitchen, and sees Huffy Scruffy look double-disgrace. Huffy Scruffy roars at Gary and sticks out his repulsive tongue. Yet, Deaf, Lying, Blind, and Stupid SpongeBob doesn't hear the noise. Deaf, Lying, Blind, and Stupid SpongeBob just lays in bed, and Gary battles Huffy Scruffy. They hate the battle all night, and Deaf, Lying, Blind, and Stupid SpongeBob didn't hear the noises. He wakes up, and sees his things are ruined. He says " Why, there was no one here except Gary."
That line was worse than the Hair and Gare line. He basically doesn't remember buying the disgrace from Mrs. Pedophile. Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob goes downstairs to yell at Gary. And the worse line occurs...
"Gary! You put Fluffy down right now! Bad boy, Gary! Bad! Bad! Bad, boy! Bad! Bad Gary! Bad! Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob thinks holding a cup means the cup is holding you. Well Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob, If you hold Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris holds you then. Luckily, Huffy Scruffy holds Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob and almosts eats him. Unfortunately, Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob didn't get eaten. Gary decides to help Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob, and chase the monster out of the house, and Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob is still mad at Gary. Well, at least the disgrace is gone.
Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob goes to the Krusty Krab and Mr. Craps gets mad at Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob for bringing Gary. Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob says "He works here now.", and Mr. Craps says "Free... Labor?" why?
Episode ends.
This episode was a very horrible episode to me. Deaf, Lying, Blind, Stupid and Inattention SpongeBob was stupid to not know the fact that Huffy Scruffy did this all. The characters were way out of personality in this episode, except Gary and Mr. Craps. I thought Gary was the only good character. Let's hope this episode never airs again tomorrow.

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