To Love a Patty


"Gross-out humor" That's all you need to know about this episode. If you don't enjoy that, then don't watch. It also has a really stupid plot where SpongeBob is in love with a Krabby Patty. What the hell? What were the writers thinking? The only thing that this show was good for was the rather funny song "Oh Baby", but it still had very mixed lyrics where at one point, SpongeBob is singing normally, but then he starts making corny lines and stupid karate noises during the song. - Mcgillacuddy

Another dreadful episode with a weak plot that relies on gross humor for laughs. The song is awful too and seriously cringeworthy. Actually the thing that bugs me most about this episode is watching SpongeBob rip apart the scallop shells! Hang on a minute! Does anyone remember the episode Rock a bye bivalve? Didn't the kind and caring SpongeBob we all know, raise and nurture a baby scallop in that episode? Yet here we see him brutally murder the very creature he loved and cared for Seems very out of character for SpongeBob to be killing things and that is just MESSED UP! Just highlights how little the new writers understanding of his character is, someone should make them sit and watch series 1-3 thouroughly!

PETA, if you're reading this right now, then please sue this show for showing clams getting brutally murdered by a cartoon character. also parents who are reading this to, do you really want to educate your kids about animal abuse? Would you really like it if your own daughter stabbed your favorite dog to death right in front of your eyes?

There are not enough words to describe how much I HATE this episode. The main reason (but not the only one) is that scene where SpongeBob kills clams to save a sandwich! That scene to me was blatant character assassination, the old SpongeBob would never show such disregard for innocent animals lives! Earlier episodes showed him to be kind and caring, not to mention he's a pet owner, he even raised a baby clam in one episode, what if one of the clams he killed was THAT clam! First time I saw this episode I screamed at the T.V. at the clam scene. Do the writers not watch the old episodes?

I hate this episode to an extent! My dad hates it too, nobody in my family likes it, lol. Come to think of it, when I was little, I drew SpongeBob marrying a female sponge. (I drew this a year before the episode aired) It would have been better if SpongeBob was dating a female sponge and he took her to the Krusty Krab to have dinner.

I agree with Squidward a little bit in this episode. I mean a Krabby patty putting on makeup and a song SpongeBob wrote about it is something that just got me disgusted. And SpongeBob just disses Sandy for Karate Practice. And SpongeBob doesn't notice the smell of that Krabby patty until later, like he just doesn't care. Seriously this episode is EXTREMELY DISTURBING!

Screw this episode, first of all, spongebob forms love for a cheap man's food then he kills baby clams (he raised one back to health in one episode! ) No not just kills baby clams HE BRUTALLY SMASHES AND MURDERS THEM! His love for the sandwich grows, not cute, fire the new writers.

I like the cute little song in the episode. But I hate it when he killed a bunch of innocent clams, that was just cruel. And seeing the rotten Krabby Patty was utterly disgusting and the fact that Spongebob ate the Patty made me want to upchuck my innards.

SpongeBob falls in love with old food and has a fetish for it, he kills JUNIOR when the clams touch it, SpongeBob you are heartless, you are a mean person, then you eat the old patty at the end, sure it was disturbing, but you DESERVE it! - BlueSheepYT

Basically, SpongeBob, while working, makes a Krabby Patty shaped like a woman's head, so he falls in love with her. So much for liking Sandy... Or being homosexual. I dunno.

Then there's a horrible song! And we find out SpongeBob is a scallop murderer! What the heck!

All this time, we see Patty is starting to rot, making this episode even more disgusting the more we watch.

Finally, when he takes the rotting Patty to a "dinner" at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs and the rest of the gang talk some sense into SpongeBob. So what does SpongeBob do? EATS her.

... Ok then.

This episode is the definition of disturbing. I wonder how this sounded when the writers pitched the idea: "Hey guys let's make an episode where SpongeBob loves a sandwich! And I mean REALLY love it." Oh and this episode showcases animal murder.

So basically, SpongeBob falls in love with a sandwich, kills a lot of innocent clams to save it, and goes on a date with it?! How stupid is that?!?! They even show pictures of the grid sandwich FIVE TIMES! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!

I wonder if the writers thought that they should teach children that it is okay to fall in love with inanimate objects. This whole episode was just disturbing and gross. - Kevie16

Who thought this episode would be a good idea? SpongeBob loves a sandwich so much that he's willing to kill clams for it?

Reasons Why junior (Rock A Bye Bivalve) Never came back: SpongeBob was murdering clams one of them could've been junior - RockStarr

What could be worse than Princess Elise kissing a blue hedgehog in Sonic '06? SpongeBob SquarePants falling in love with a Krabby Patty! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How is this worse than boating buddies and squid's visit? I hate this episode too, but its not that bad guys. It may be gross, and creepy, but the overall episode only has 1 problem, SpongeBob loving a sandwich. That's all there is to it. - Antwon

I can't watch the last half of the episode because of how disgusting the patty gets. Plus this episode has one of the worst plots the writers of spongebob has ever created.

Was it really necessary for SpongeBob to eat the rotten Krabby Patty at the end? Let's just consider ourselves lucky they didn't show SpongeBob about to throw up. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This is creepy. And the ending, the visuals of SpongeBob eating his ex-girlfriend (you know, his Perfect Patty) wanted me to THROW UP!

This episode of SpongeBob made SpongeBob look like a homosexual because of his love relationship with a Krabby Patty

SpongeBob killed animals, which is the worst part of this episode, which should make it number 3. - nelsonerico6

By far the worst episode out of all the other really stupid episodes. I MISS THE OLD SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob murdered baby clams. 'enough said.

Why would SpongeBob seriously play with a Krabby patty they are to be eaten not played with as toys are played with