Worst SpongeBob SquarePants Season 9 Episodes


The Top Ten

1 SpongeBob, You're Fired!

When I heard about this episode airing I was so excited but when it aired I found out that it was one of those crappy SpongeBob episode where he messes up everything for being stupid!

SpongeBob should've told Krabs to (bleep) off. He was able to make the best snail food Gary has ever tasted, so why would he go back to Krabs and work for him after everything Krabs has put him through? He pays him counterfeit money (don't remember which episode we found that out, though) and now he fires him to get a god dang nickel. So why? Oh yeah, because the "Status Quo is God". Uggh. Also, they ripped off SO MANY SpongeBob episodes, like "Le Big Switch", where he gets fired and tries to go to other restaraunts, where he cannot make anything but Krabby patties. Just like in this episode.

This was a plot hole to the whole SpongeBob series. Isn't SpongeBob the one who makes all the money for the Krusty Krab?!? - HELLADERE120

My worst and best spongebob season 9 episodes
5.Little yellow book
4.The fish bowl
3.squid defense
2.spongebob your fired
1.squid baby
10.Kenny the cat and it came from goo lagoon
9.safe deposit krabs
8.seance schmeance and food con castaways
7.sharks vs pods
6.goodbye krabby patty
4.evil spatula
2.yeti krabs
1.Patrick! The game the sewers of bikini bottom and copy Bob ditto pants

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2 Little Yellow Book

Before watching this episode, I went back and remembered all of the Squidward torture episodes and was really sad after seeing him in pain. After watching Little Yellow Book though, I felt nothing but hatred towards Squidward and his actions. After the townspeople hate Squidward for reading SpongeBob's diary, it was just plain stupid. There's NO WAY that the writers could've missed something so confusingly hypocritical. Not to mention that the ending just sucks since Squidward is now seen as worse than modern Patrick. I'd just skip watching this episode again.

The Bikini Bottomies are complete jerks(so is Patrick), and even though Squidward is a jerk for reading the diary, after watching the episode a few times you START TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, that is how bad this episode is, and if you watch it even more, you feel more sorry for Squidward than SpongeBob for losing his house and all of that, and every single person is a complete jerk at some point or another, except SpongeBob but he was just a whiny crybaby all the time.

Nick is not helping either, this is the most aired episode of SpongeBob, why don't they put something like: The Paper or Band Geeks or a GOOD EPISODE and they would get more viewers. Seriously they should cut episodes like this and One Course Meal from air.

Thanks, writers, for this piece of garbage!

Over all 9 seasons of the torment that Squidward gets from SpongeBob, whether it be in episodes where he deserves it in "Home Sweet Pineapple", or in the episodes where he gets endless torment just because the writers think it's funny like in "Boating Buddies", Squidward finishes the episode saying "I don't care! This is so worth it! Hahaaa! " as it fades out.

It's made Squidward unlikeable by saying that he'd go through the torment and pain of episodes like "Squid Baby" and "Good Neighbours" just to hurt SpongeBob's feelings. Something that only a bad person would do.

Worst season 9 episode in my opinion top 5 worst season 9 episodes
5: SB you're fired
4: kenny the cat
3: married to money
2: squid baby
1: little yellow book
Best episodes
5: the sewers of bikini bottom
4: what's eating Patrick?
3: Patrick the game!
2: sharks vrs pods
1: planktons pet

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3 Squid Baby

Squidward is an adult... IN A DIAPER and there is too much SPIT AND DROOL that makes this one screwed up - Pastakirby7

If I didn't know any better, I would think I was watching someones fetish porn - hurjelert

Squidward Torture Porn... Bot more in this Episode

Will people stop saying porn at the end? It make me think of a clarinet being stuck up Squidward's butt. - Goatworlds

Rock a Bye Bilave and Goo Goo Gas combined but done horribly wrong..

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4 Squid Defense

It had an interesting concept, AND SANDY DIDN'T TALK ABOUT SCIENCE! YES! THEY BROUGHT A PIECE OF HER PERSONALTY BACK! But other than that, this episode doesn't have many jokes, and the ending is way to predictable and cliched. Also Squidward gets arrested for no reason. YOUR JOKE ISN'T FUNNY WHEN REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES SHOW.

This episode was bad, but the end was the WORST! - TopTenJackson

This Episode Would've Been If The Ending Wasn't So Abysmal - ChiefMudkip

Would've been better if it didn't end so badly.

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5 Patrick-Man!

Why is this here?
Let me explain: Patrick feels like he really wants to help and change what he perceives as wrong. He also gets comeuppance by the end of the episode. This is funny, has a decent action scene, and for me, feels like classic SpongeBob. It shouldn't be so high.

Lunch! Pop! Best ending EVER! So funny!

Great episode in my book. - Garythesnail

This one isn't bad.

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6 The Fishbowl

This Episode Made Me Went Really Mad Because This Is The Worst Episode Of Spongebob Squarepants History Well, Squid Baby And Other Episodes Were Bad And Spongebob You're Fired, But This One Called The Fish Bowl, You Are totally Going To Hate Sandy Cheeks Because Of The Ending When Squidward Wanted Some Ice Cream I Felt Bad For Squidward He Was My Favorite Grumpiest Characters Of All Time, But Sandy Made Me Really Mad So Hard!

I hate Patrick in this episode, and is a squid torture episode

How's this episode below jailbreak?

Patrick realized that he was a jerk.
We are not in Modern Spongebob anymore.

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7 Extreme Spots

How could this be hated? I like all the action

Same I like the action but comedy could be better

I love this Episode so much!

It Was Decent - ChiefMudkip

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8 Yeti Krabs

This was a decent episode, with a real plot and hardly any stupidity. - nelsonerica

Why didn't this episode released? I don't understand.

This was supposed to be the sister episode to Kenny the Cat

Yeti Krabs Already Aired Back in 2013

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9 Jailbreak!

This episode had a lot of good jokes going for it! - HYDRAflash

I like this one a lot!

I love this episode is very funny

This episode was just plain stupid

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10 Squirrel Record

This episode is really bad, why did they have to create an episode about a dumb old record book! - TopTenJackson

Didn't personally mind this one. But the one part I minded was the one where Sandy stuck a needle in her teeth, then cut them with a saw. For me that is the "toenail scene" of this episode. - Garythesnail

That stupid record book made this episode stupid.

BORING - Alien51

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The Contenders

11 Kenny the Cat

I'm not watching the new SpongeBob episodes anymore, and I've just seen a short plot, the title card and a frame that shows Kenny and I think its bad, but my opinion might change.

This episode showed how much the creators are running out of ideas. We already have an underwater animal ( sandy)! We don't need a CAT!

After season 4 the show has been lacking but I think there are a couple episodes that good

This episode is stupid and boring. - LapisBob

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12 Bumper to Bumper

Since when is Puff surprised about SpongeBob failing? And the fact that she realizes he is nervous? They said that in the first Boating School episode! - Garythesnail

This episode is great. I want to watch it again and again and again.

Why is this not higher in the list? (Opinions are opinions though )

Focus on the road is the weirdest thing in sponge bob, except squid ward in clarinetland

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13 Evil Spatula

Why is this so high? It's like a good version of All That Glitters, and I enjoy it.

It's a much better version of All That Glitters.

At least it's better than All That Glitters.

This episode is bad,but it's an improvement over All That Glitters

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14 Don't Look Now

I like this episode it should be lower

This is a good episode. One of the best in Season 9.

This was one of the best 9 - RockStarr


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15 Salsa Imbecilicus
16 Married to Money

This episode is just... What? Mr. Krabs gets married to money, named Cashina? What? There's no reason Krabs should love anyone! However, all of this is just a scheme to get the Krabby Patty Formul by Plank...ton? Yeah, this episode is confusing and it goes on too long. There are a lot of things wrong with this episode, I hate it, and it is clearly unenjoyable.

17 Planktons Pet

The person who put this one here is probably the same one who said SpongeBob You're Fired was his 4th Best. This is the best episode of the season, possibly the best modern SpongeBob episode ever.
Why is this here? Plankton is not bad at all. Little kids are blind to how much torment he is really put through. And how bad Mr. Krabs is. And how bad SpongeBob is. And how mean Patrick really is. And especially the torture Squidward gets put through. But for now, we are thinking of Plankton.

Why in the heck is this here

Lol I love how this is Season 9's best episode on the good list but still in top 20 worst. Good Episode I thought, Plankton shows his good side. Spot Returns wasn't as great but still not too bad.

Be quiet it is amazing

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18 Lost In Bikini Bottom Lost In Bikini Bottom

The High Frutice Corn Syrup Joke might be the one of the worst jokes I have ever heard. - Alien51

19 Company Picnic

This episode is 2nd worst. The entire opening scene is the creepiest thing in Season 9, not to mention one part is just cruel to Squidward. Then, they go to the Company Picnic. Nothing happens fro what feels like 8 hours, but is 3-4 minutes, and Plankton shows up, and then everyone starts enjoying his more fancy picnic, then comes the entire 40 second long slo-mo "Sally watch out" gag. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. It is weird, and takes up way too much time. Then, Plankton's hologram brakes, and guess what - everything is made of TRASH. Turns out the cotton candy that Krabs ate is TRASH. He ate trash! I almost threw up! Then the episode ends, thank goodness. There are 2 minute long gags in here, both of which are not funny/ and or weird. This episode is HORRIBLE!

I love this episode is very funny

This episode was rather decent. - Goatworlds

It is best episode season9

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20 The Executive Treatment

This episode is bad, but is it one of the worst? I don't know. Seriously, I just don't understand how you don't recognize someone when they've just put on some extra clothing, especially when they do it IN FRONT OF YOU.

This episode was just plain stupid and uncreative. Patrick wanted the "executive treatment," therefore, he dressed like one to try to get it, but then he is mistaken for a businessman and is taken to work. And then they send him to prison because they thought he was a spy, and then SpongeBob doesn't know who he is. Boring and unfun!

I Haven't Even Seen This Episode! - ChiefMudkip

Wait! Yeah I Have, And Well... It's Ok - ChiefMudkip

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