Top 10 Worst SpongeBob SquarePants Songs

Well, not only can the modern writers of SpongeBob not make good episodes, but they also can't make good songs for the series anymore. In older episodes, songs in this series had that jingle and musical tone that made viewers love them, regardless if they were corny or not. They were meant to add to the fun of the series. Now, in later episodes, we only get a few hits here and there and most songs are just random words put together. So now, it's time to see what songs from SpongeBob SquarePants made us cringe the most...

The Top Ten

1 Bubble Song

I tried making the number 1 choice "Every song from Atlantis SquarePantis" but TheTopTens wouldn't accept the item so I decided to just put the very first song in the episode that kicked it off, but I must get my point across that not only are all songs from Atlantis SquarePantis terrible, but the episode was pretty much the start of the declination of quality songs from the show. - Mcgillacuddy

Pretty much, the Encino song was the only guilty pleasure that I had from that stupid special. Every other song is pretty much pointless and nothing compared to previous songs from Pre-Movie episodes. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Why isn't the Pizza song on this list?

Because lots of people love the Pizza song. That includes me as well. I'm sorry, but not everyone has the same opinion as you do. Some will agree with you, some won't agree with you. Enough said. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 I Wish I Could Fly

"The Sponge Who Could Fly" was another take on common musicals, but I guess musicals are just not the writers' thing. This was probably the first bad episode of SpongeBob. - Mcgillacuddy

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3 Oh Baby

From the episode "To Love A Patty", an infamous gross-out episode with a ridiculous premise. SpongeBob fell in love with a Krabby Patty; what the hell? Just stop. If that wasn't awkward and out of context enough, SpongeBob also expresses his "love" through song, to a god damn sandwich. - Mcgillacuddy

Baby by Justin Beiber sounds like a Michael Jackson song compared to this poorly-written love song called Oh Baby! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What were the writers thinking with this crap? No pun intended. - SwagFlicks

He stomps out birds! BIRDS!

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4 Attitude of Gratitude

I know they were trying hard to make the song rhyme and be catchy, but it unfortunately just came off as annoying and stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What I love this song

5 The Above the Road Song

Oh gosh... not this song... I'd rather have a trash can thrown over my head, and have it repeatedly banged with a sledge hammer, then have to listen to this trash again! The first time they sang the song, it was annoying enough, but the second time just sent me over the edge.

The first road song was acceptable, but the writers of part 2 just killed it, and I don't mean that in a good way. It was cheesy as hell. - Mcgillacuddy

The on the road song was great but not this one

This on the road song was hilarious, but this one was just…no

6 That's a Rodeo

That song really gets on my nerves! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

7 We've Got Scurvy

From the episode "Truth or Square", where music artist P! nk and a couple of other random guys sing a song about them having a damn disease with their teeth falling out and black spots on their backs and crap. P! nk, you're a good singer, but please don't ever do that again. Someone else could've sang this piece of crap song, like Justin Bieber. - Mcgillacuddy

8 Musical Doodle

Wait you want the pizza song in this list? That's songs hilarious, have you even listened to that song?

They put this song on the list but not the pizza song :@

9 I Love Krabby Patties

I can see why Miss Gristle Puss was irritated by this song! I don't mind the episode, but the song really annoyed the hell out of me! I honestly don't know what's worse, I Love Krabby Patties or I Love You from Barney and Friends. Let's just say they both suck on equally abominable levels! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

From the episode "Banned in Bikini Bottom". No offense to the people who like this song, but to me, it was just another terrible attempt at a "fun" song. - Mcgillacuddy

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10 Sandy Squirrel

A soundtrack song from the Sponge Out of Water film sung by N*E*R*D. I thought Squeeze Me was a fine song for the film, but this one just felt... awkward. - Mcgillacuddy

I like every song on the list except for this one. Where's the Bossy Boot Song by the way? - RalphBob

The Contenders

11 Sweet Victory

This song is overrated but I do not hate it - Spongehouse


No I don't


12 Striped Sweater
13 Bossy Boots Song
14 Beautiful Dreamer
15 The Well Song
16 Oh Krusty Krab

It's so boring, weird, and gay

17 Fueling the Bus (Atlantis Squarepantis)
18 Goodbye Atlantis
19 Bubble Beat Box
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