Worst Squidward Torture Episodes


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21 Patrick! The Game

Even I cringed when I watched this one, and I like most torture porns. I watched the "torture Shylock" parts of the Merchant of Venice with a smile, enjoying my feeling sorry for him, and daydreaming about him having friends. This made me cringe.

No squidward was arrogant and jerky to patrick about his games so squidward deserved it - cadespencer

Do not say that this episode should not be on this list, because it DESERVES to be on this list. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

22 Club SpongeBob

This episode is SO ANNOYING! And it's claiming that whoever doesn't listen to your plastic toy should starve in a forset

The person under the person under me is wrong this episode is great my favourite part is the one with the magic conch

Ugh... I really despise this one.

Glad to see its only 27 now its an amazing epiosiode

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23 Good Ol' Whatshisname

Why is this so high on the list? He Actually DOES something WRONG, to deserve to go to jail!

24 Tentacle Vision

Everyone is an annoying bastard ruining Squidward's T.V. show

Everybody except squidward and gary is unlikable

Yeah this is one of the worst - cadespencer

Every character, but Squidward are dicks in this episode.

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25 Squidward in Clarinetland

Though there are questionable Squidward moments, they aren't that bad. - SAXO

This episode is a big lipped alligator moment

This episode was good.

26 One Coarse Meal

This is technically a Plankton Torture Porn.

"SQUIDWARD" Torture porns, not everyone else...

27 Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful

Squidward gets community service again in this episode, just like in Good Neighbors, but he gets it too many times.

The cop really, really, really gets on my nerves.

28 A Friendly Game

Season 8 likes mixing squid touture porns and jerky patrick theirs smooothe jazz at bikini bottom restraing SpongeBob sentimal sponge and this one

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29 Opposite Day

Why is this episode on this list?

30 Professor Squidward

SpongeBob and Patrick distract Squidward and later expose his secret and Squidward gets arrested.

31 Face Freeze!

No squidward deserved it

32 Fools In April

At least this episode of better than little yellow book

33 Life Insurance

This episode had just been SO DISTURBING!
Who wants to see good characters hurt themselves just to "prove invincible"?
Also, the ending was just Gruesome. Squidward trying to hurt himself and falling in lava and getting burned and then getting punched and stretched by the "sushi-maker".
Squidward has been in more physical pain in this episode than any other character has in any other episode in the Entire Show's HISTORY!

This was WAY too disturbing.
This episode should get banned for gory content.

34 Suction Cup Symphony

Squidward won in the end

Get this off right now, in this episode, the torture humor was actually cleverly done! - SAXO

35 Little Yellow Yellow

This isn't even a damn SpongeBob episode!

It's called "Little Yellow Book". It's also a SpongeBob torture episode.

It was terrible! Just about A little yellow yellow thing. - Goatworlds

36 Little Yellow Novel

It's called "Little Yellow Book". It's also a SpongeBob torture episode.

Why do people misinterpret the titles - Antwon

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37 The Paper

Why is this on here? This episode is really funny and Squidward is annoyed because SpongeBob can have fun with something as simple as a paper. It's Squidward's jealousy and stupidity that put him in the situation he is in at the end of the episode.

I'm surprised no one put this on the list. I mean, It's just so mean spirited towards the squid!

38 Fungus Among Us
39 Christmas Who?

Uhh no he deserved what happened to him - cadespencer


40 Skill Crane

Actually squidward deserved it

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