Top 10 Worst Star Wars Jokes

Martinglez
Man I can't wait to watch the new Star Wars. It's going to be awesome. To celebrate, here are the worst jokes about the beloved saga:

The Top Ten

1 Which programme do use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2 Why did Annakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side

It is not that bad. =^v^=

3 What do you call a pirate droid? Arr2D2

This one is just pathetic. =^v^=

4 What's for lunch dad? Wookie stake. Is it any good? It's a little chewy
5 Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb

That's like the worst joke on here. - RockFashionista

6 How warm is the inside of a Tamtaun? Lukewarm
7 What did Obi Wan Kenobi's spectre say to the bartender? Give me a beer and a mop
8 Where does Darth Vader buy his stuff? In the Darth Mall
9 An ewok walks into a bar and says:Give me a beer and....a soda. The bartender says: Sure, but why the small pause. The ewok says: I don't know, I've always had them

I do get it but it is stupid. =^v^=

10 Luke and Obi Wan go to a Chinese restaurant, Luke tries to use chopsticks but can't eat his food, so Obi Wan says: Use the forks, Luke

Lol. why is this so funny? - AnonymousChick

This ones old

I don't get it. Why would they go to a Chinese restaurant anyway? And of course Luke could not use chop sticks, no one can unless your Chinese. Maybe it's just saying that Luke has no common sense. =^v^=

The Contenders

11 What is green and shoots jam at people? Yoda eating a donut.
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