Worst Steven Universe Ships

all ships are cringeworthy, but here are the literal cringe gods
The Top Ten
1 Pearlidot

I don't understand this ship because I don't see a connection with pearls big sister like personality, and peridots umm peridot-ness getting along and they would just drive each other insane.

This actually isn't a bad ship...I get why people ship it.

I like it, I kinda like it, I don't like it.

I don't understand this ship...

2 Amedot

If u think this ship is 'eww' then u should stop watching this show, because ruby & sapphire is an actual couple. Second, there is more than the scene were peridot landed on amythest for this ship (amythest didn't look 'disgusted' by the way, but yes she wasn't 'blushing' ether). It's called they get along well with each other even better than Steven. And if u think ships like that were 2 people get along well should only b looked at like siblings is stupid. What should ships b liked for, because they want 2 murder each other?

And as an an also lapidot fan as well, I say 2 u lapidot whiners, peridot can b shipped with other people get over it.

This ship was dead before it even was born. Not going all ship warry but Pearlmytheyst is obviously better. They balance each out. In my opinion Peridot tries to hard to get Amethyst attention. But for Lapis she doesn't care. They live Together. ( lived). I think Amedot was like a Elementary school ( or Primary, depends. ) crush.

Ewww. I can't stand them being shipped together. They are supposed to be like sisters. People only pair them together because that one time Peridot landed on top of Amethyst. She didn't blush. She was like grossed out by it. Lol.

Amadot isn't real. Lapidot was canon and obvious from the get go. Amedot shippers are so delusional to have things they're way that they go out of they're way to say why they think Lapidot is bad and the reasons make no sense. They want everyone to agree with them when sorry, but not many people do. Lapidot is so cute and healthy, and some people have actually had the nerve to say otherwise. Whatever. Lapidot is canon and hopefully they will get married by the end of the series just like Rupphire. They are so perfect and they complete each other in every way. ❤❤❤

3 Gregarnet

This is pretty gross. Greg is like a middle aged old man & garnet still looks so much younger than him & will outlive him, & garnet is a paring in & of itself (ruby & sapphire). Besides, they haven't communicated at all that much thoughout the show (so far, pearl & amethyst have had more meaningful moments with him not that I ship ether of them with greg). Like they rarely aknowliged each other. And the only reason she wanted 2 go on the trip with him 2 the hotel was 2 get away from pearl because she was upset @ her. Also, y would garnet just take the man one of her ally & closest friend away after she's dead? Expcally when she is a happy committed relationship herself?

This is SICK. Whoever ships this needs mental help. This is the worst ship on this list! Garnet is already a couple by the way, so she stays with herself.

First of all, Garnet is already a couple, and any ship with Garnet is bad. Secondly, eww. Whoever came up with this needs mental help.

Any ship with garnet is wrong because she is the physical embodiment of a ship

4 Stevonnie Stevonnie is a fictional character from the 2013 animated series Steven Universe. They are a human/gem hybrid fusion of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran.

I don't know. I don't mind them, but I feel like their relationship was a bit forced. It would've been nice to get some sort of friendship development arc between the two, before venturing into love interest things.

I like this one not because it's straight, but because it makes sense. Connie was the first person Steven fused with, and for a reason. They are just so nice to see on screen together

I bet this gets hate because they are kids. Guess what!? Kids have feelings too

What? They were MADE to be together. What the hell.

5 Jasmethyst

Random... I don't care for this ship one way or the other

There is nothing good about this ship

This is stupid

EWW. Barfing in my mouth.

6 Rojenny

I ship Ronaldo with Kiki. Not Jenny. Jenny doesn't even talk to Ronaldo.

7 Lapidot

I don't dislike this ship (I think it's p cute) but I wish the people that liked this ship wouldn't be so critical to amedot. Not saying it's a perfect ship or "better" than lapidot, but just because someone thinks peridot would be cute with someone OTHER than LAPIS doesn't mean it's ok to call their ship "disgusting" or "wrong". Amethyst and peridot actually have a healthy relationship as well, and I don't really see how it could come off as "sisterly" like so many people who call it disgusting think.

This ship was originally a crackship. Fair enough. But now they have interactions that aren't romantic in the slightest and are more seen as roommates than romantic partners. The thing is that Lapis doesn't want nor need a romantic relationship, she got an abusive one with Jasper, and it left the impression that she didn't need anyone to be happy. And with Peridot, she had feelings for Amethyst, it's shown right in the show.

OTP. How are they shallow? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. What's shallow about two characters who care deeply for one another. Do you not watch the show? MAYBE YOU ARE THE SHALLOW ONE. The cast even refers to them as a couple. Shelby and Jennifer, the voice actresses said they ship it and want it to happen. What's the problem? You must ship amedot. They hate on Lapidot because it's going to be canon.

I hate this! it's really gross, I mean even in an episode Lapis leaves Peridot. Have you seen what people draw with Lapidot, it is really gross you don't wanna see it. It's really annoying as well because these two are my top, two favourite characters but I don't flipping ship them together! its just... horrible.

8 Lasper

Jasper was very abusive to Lapis. It would be a HORRIBLE idea to put these two together ever. It teaches girls that it's okay to be with an abuser and it's not. Plus, Jasper is creepy as heck. I don't ship her with anyone except the bottom of the ocean, where she belongs.

What kind of disgusting person would ship these two together?! Jasper was abusive to Lapis, and Lapis was traumatized. She was so traumatized, she didn't even want to be around water (Lapis is a water gem, so that makes it sound worse.)

Guys, Jasper is the abuse victim, not lapis. lapis took out all her anger on her when they were fused into malachite, and jasper ENJOYED it and wanted to fuse AGAIN. LAPIS LITERALLY STATES THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WASN'T HEALTHY. WHY IS THIS A SHIP?

I'm SICK PF PEOPLE PINNING THIS ALL ON JASPER. IF YOU WATCHED CHILLE TID THEN YOUD UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN. IN ALONE AT SEA JASPER EVEN SAID "I can handle your kind of power! " Yes it is abusive. The only way you can make me ship this is when Jasper gets her redemption arc. Even then, it's iffy. I still don't like lapidot, and I still don't like jaspis. I still LOVE Malachite.

9 SourCreamCluster

Sour Cream + The Cluster

I wonder where half of these ships come from.

The cluster's gems will fight over sour cream or all fall in love with the guy.

Its time to stop!

10 Sappryman

We are crossing the line of sane and utter madness

This is stupid.

Sapphire and Fryman? WHAT EWW

STOP

The Contenders
11 Gearl

I actually like this one.

Who is being shipped?

12 Amedalia

Who are the 2 people being shipped here?

Stop this madness

13 Pearlvon

This is pedophilia, same with Pearl x Connie. This is demented and the creator of the ship needs to go to prison.

Pearl and Steven? WWW!

14 Jamiars

I think this is unlikely. Cute, but unlikely.

15 Nanefukiki
16 Sapphopal

The fudge? I don't even get fusion ships. It's like u ship 3 people at once. But this 1 makes no sense @ all. It's like people who ship this just hate ruby x sapphire & r trying to spilt them appart 4 no reason... there's not even a moment so far we're sapphire talked to opal.

Lol Sapphire is only in love with Ruby! Not Amethyst, Not Pearl, NOT OPAL.

Sapphire + Opal

17 Jenkiki

Sisters?!?!?! This is gross. This is like those people that ship Anna and Elsa...

You guys are weird

Jenny + Kiki Pizza

18 AlexanKofi

Alexandrite + Kofi Pizza

19 Gredalia

She's married last time I checked.

20 KiLapis

Does Lapis even know Kiki?

Lapis + Kiki Pizza

21 Dougidot
22 Yellowchu

Yellow and pikachu? Beautiful 10/10

23 Nanefuaster

Haha this one made me laugh so hard

24 Lionphire
25 RainbowBluePearl

Rainbow Quartz + Blue Pearl

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