Worst SuperMarioLogan Characters

The Top Ten

1 Jeffy Jeffy

At first I just thought he was stupid, but after Jeffy's Stupid Home Video I don't think that's the case anymore, Mario tries to film Jeffy being stupid for a video contest, but every time Mario puts the camera on Jeffy he stops being stupid, and he even said "I don't know how to be stupid on camera" at that point I was like "...he's doing it on purpose" Ever since Jeffy got dropped off at Mario's house, Jeffy's stupidity was all done on purpose, here's my theory: Peach was mad at Mario for throwing her out of the house in the Valentines Day video, so as revenge she found a kid and paid him to act like he's mentally retarded, then she dropped him off at Mario's house and drove away before Jeffy knocked on the door, so all this time Jeffy wasn't Mario or Peach's kid and the whole mentally disabled thing was all a trick, and he didn't want to be stupid on camera because he thought it was embarrassing, which also explains why he destroyed Mario's camera

At this point I'm actually kind of concerned for Logan, cause at this point with Bowser Jr. Gets potty trained, then cody's birthday, and now this character, it makes me wonder "Logan, do you have some kind of diaper/baby fetish? " It's honestly the only reason for Jeffy's existence I can think of, or maybe the other reason which I think is the sad truth, which is Logan just wants to secretly make fun of mentally handicapped people

Jeffy is offensively stupid. He is just a fatass 6 year old that likes to in his pants and wear diapers on the outside. In Jeffry's bad word, after Mario spanked jeffy he should of killed jeffy with a gun and send his body down a warp pipe. He is so bad that he makes chef poo poo look like mama luigi. The only episode jeffy was at least not offensive, gross, or annoying in was Jeffy's homework. He is also afraid of toilet's, bees, and animals (whiney). He also has excuses for everything and doesn't care about anyone except for himself (brat). He also has bad habits: patting his diaper, shoving pencils up his ass and nose, farting, and whining when he doesn't get what he wants. He is also stubborn especially when he uses hammer's and his stupid toys and says gimme when he gets something destroyed or taken away. Don't watch any of his videos. Go watch Bowser jr's breakfast instead.

OH DEAR GOD! I HATE JEFFY! He's such an idiot. - Stazemar000

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2 Peach

Question, I noticed this in the thanksgiving special so I have to know, if peach divorced Mario why does he still care about saving her? Like if it was being realistic Mario would have heard about her getting kidnapped and just said "I don't care"

Thank god Logan go his girlfriend to voice her and moved away from the selfish peach who did nothing but SCREAM

I hate peach my least favorite character. While Cody is my least favorite modern character

She sucks a lot - dman1204

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3 Bowser Bowser Bowser is the main antagonist of the Mario Bros. Franchise. From kidnapping Princess Peach to simply destroying a fun game between Mario and Friends in the Mario Party spinoff series, this king of the Koopas has set up a certain hatred towards himself amongst the large cast of Mario Characters. He first ...read more.

Bowser is one of the biggest jerks of the WHOLE series besides Goodman And and Junior, he yells at EVERYBODY, he usually gives Chef Pee Pee 3 MINUTES to COOK! Come on, how long does it take to cook an entire pizza in 3 MINUTES OR LESS?! He is a BIG neglect towards Junior and Chef Pee Pee. He shouldn't spend 87% of his entire day watching Charleyyy and Friends in his room, no that's awful parenting. He was probably an orphan when he is younger and doesn't have a wife, no wonder why he is angry.

Bowser thought that Junior wanted to marry his nose just because he wanted to put a nose in it. That is hilarious

Chef Pee Pee: Get a life, Bowser! You give me all the responsibilities, and you even make messes to keep me from going on break! And while that's happening, all YOU do is sit on your tail and watch Charleyyy and Friends ALL THE TIME!

The reasons why I HATE Bowser in the SML series is because...

1. He beats up his son. Sometimes, for minor reasons (Which I find rather stupid)

2. He treats Chef Pee-Pee horribly, I feel bad for Chef Pee-Pee right now

3. All he cares about is this stupid-ass show called Charleyyy and Friends. HA! More like Fartyyy and Douchebags (LOL)

4. He doesn't want to spend time with Bowser Junior for no reason. I feel bad that Junior has an awful dad. Maybe Junior should run-away and find another place to live in. Maybe his new family would make him happy and treat him nice. Then, they would say "I love you", they would kiss him goodnight, they could spend time with him. etc

5. Why does Bowser have to be so mean, anyway? Huh?! - Stazemar000

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4 Cody

He is so funny! Chris has made a HUGE development with his voice acting, and he is now voices most of my favorite characters! Cody is the gay kid that thinks he's cool, there has to be a nerdy, weird character.

The most annoying thing about him is his gayness, I wouldn't mind him being gay if it was toned back to more subtle levels, but no, at least 4 or 5 times in every video he's in he feels the need to constantly shove his gayness down our throats

I wish Logan would stop with the constant in your face gay jokes, It's like Logan thinks it mandatory to have at least 1 gay joke from Cody in every video he's in, which it shouldn't be, we know he's gay, we don't need to keep being reminded

I Hate This Guy so Much, Because he Such a Jerk Nowadays, He always Yelling when Junior Does something Dangerous, Why is he Acting like a Adult! This Guy need to Go Away!

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5 Birds

These are the characters in supermariologan who serve absolutely no purpose, the biggest question I had after their first few appearances was, why are you here? They're all just shallow 1 dimensional characters who were only put in videos because Logan likes Angry Birds, and there is only 1 thing I can say about the Black Yoshi and the birds series, WHAT A SNORE FEST! It's probably the most boring series in supermariologan, it's kinda similar to my thoughts about the Luigi's Mansion series, because Black Yoshi and the birds is boring and sometimes annoying and Luigi's Mansion, from what you would have expected, is really underwhelming. Supermariologan isn't that great at making a series but the regular videos are mostly good

They can be funny sometimes, but big red's attitude can be really annoying, blue is kinda boring, speedy can be really obnoxious, and Taliban doesn't really say or do much. If Logan uses them I'm fine with it but I don't really care if he does

Here's the problem each of the birds have. Big Red doesn't have a big problem but he is very arrogant, Speedy sounds weird almost like a little kid, Blue says he's always depressed and talks sadly, Taliban blows up all the time, and Tony is downright gay!

Big Red is okay but the other birds have serious problems.

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6 Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr., or sometimes simply Jr., is a video game character who appears in Nintendo's Mario franchise as the secondary antagonist. As his name implies, he is the son of the series' primary antagonist, Bowser.

Definitely my most hated SML character. I hate him more than Bowser and Jeffy. Because for one thing, I didn't always hate Jeffy. I thought the first few videos he was in were funny. I've ALWAYS hated Junior with a burning passion. In the early videos, he was an annoying, screaming brat who cried whenever he didn't get his way. Sure he's not like that much anymore, but he's still a horribly unlikable character. Even when he's not whining, he's going on and on about how great he is. He also claims to be smarter than those around him even though in reality he isn't. In fact, he's so painfully stupid, he gives me a migraine. He's also incredibly mean-spirited towards his only friends, especially Cody (my favorite character) and is incredibly hypocritical towards them. For example, he constantly criticizes Cody for thinking Ken is alive, but he does the exact same thing with his toy Thomas. Because of this waste of creativity, my favorite SML movies are always the one where he gets ...more

Logan said that he's making too many Bowser JR videos, and now today he's still making so many videos with Bowser Jr. Like did Logan lie to us or something? Why does he keep using this character? He once said that he keeps on using this character because he has no time to think and they are easier to make. And Logan said when he was in his apartment he has a lot of time to think. Now look what he's STILL DOING! Something tells me that Logan is a big liar. ( Hmm I mean how will Logan be acting like if his brother didn't hit him in the head with a bat? )

He always says that the sun is a planet and in one video he said that the earth is flat. Why does Logan keep using him? He is the most dumbest character and his dumb friend Joseph always agrees with him. They keep making fun of Cody and say that the sun is a planet. This is why Cody is better than Joseph and Junior. Cody has to get new friends because Junior and Joseph are terrible friends to him. I used to like Junior but now that he and Joseph keep saying that the sun is a planet and making fun of Cody I started to not like is videos very much.

Bowser junior, is so RETARDED.. sorry for that caps..

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7 David Winkle

Not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny pervert pervert pervert

He is a pedophile and is dumb. He deserved to get arrested by officer Goodman. Jackie Chu is way better than that punk.

He's the most perverted guy in the series and he's not funny at all

He's so disgusting! Thank God he's arrested - Carsrule300

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8 The Rat

Luckily, the rat doesn't appear that much but what is so bad about him is that every time when Chef Pee Pee cooks something with Cheese, you know that The Rat will always show up, he keeps stealing and arguing about cheese when Pee Pee is only trying to make something with it for SOMEONE else, NOT the RAT. man he is nothing but a jerk now.

I hate that jerk! He has an annoying voice and keeps stealing cheese! - Jake09

His voice and accent is funny


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9 Chris the Cucumber

He does false facts

He teased Larry

He's actually Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales

I hate Chris the Cucumber. Why? Because, all he ever does is tells us facts that are NOT really true.

Such as...

Did you know that the big red spot on Jupiter is really... YOUR MOM'S A**? Seriously,
Review: Seriously?! That was very inappropriate!

Did you know that Hitler ate out of cans of soup?
Review: I doubt it - Stazemar000

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10 Goodman

Mr goodman is so sarcastic and always swears tortures mario is a jerk to everyone and yells and curses at everyone he's so damn annoying - Toptenanimallovers

He has became nothing but a jerk now

Goodman pretty much does everything to make Mario give him money and is a liar

Goodman is such a jerk. He keeps saying the F word and it just annoys the hell out of me. This guy is nothing, but a greedy jackass who tortures Mario, evicts everyone from the apartment, threatens to steal their house, is always on Jeffy's side, is greedy, etc.

I wish that Mario could teach Goodman a lesson for all the bad things he's done. Or better yet-- I wish there was a black hole in his house (or wherever he lives) so, he could get sucked into it. Then, the black hole would transfer him to hell, where the demons would throw their scythes at him, they would eat his intestines, eat his stomach, and everything! Oh, and they would throw his excess body parts into burning fire! - Stazemar000

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The Contenders

11 Bowser's Mom

She is such a pervert! Seriously, what is with the penises.

Oh my god, never use her again. She just might be the worst character Logan has ever created

She is so weird and loves penises

First, she's too human to be Bowser's "mother", second, WHAT"S WITH THE CONSTANT PENIS JOKES!? - Carsrule300

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12 Ken Doll

Serves no purpose

I hate Ken. He is the second worst character (the worst being Jeffy). I'm glad we aren't seeing as much of him anymore.

Turns out in Bowser Jr's lottery ticket. Ken wants to kill Cody.

He made Cody gay

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13 Toadette Toadette Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.

I don't like her she cheated on toad so many times

14 Chef PeePee

I honestly want Chef Peepee back. I don't see what's bad about him Unlike Squidward, he was constantly tortured at least in 95% of the videos I can think of.

Remember about a year or 2 ago when HE was the one being overused, not Bowser jr, and the constant use of these 2 did not take long at all, with chef peepee it took a few videos before his next few appearances, 10 to be exact, but with Bowser jr it was literally 1 video without him before his next appearance, and before he came along all the chef peepee videos were was him making a meal for Bowser for the entire video, which were semi entertaining mainly do to the fact that he either makes it wrong or puts something bad in it, also I miss his old voice, not the one he had in his very first appearance, I'm talking about the one he had in videos like Bowsers milkshake, cause in his first voice the accent was a little too over the top, and his new modern voice is just kinda irritating, which his voice didn't really sound like until Bowser jr made his first major appearance, and the voice he had in videos like Bowser jr's milkshake was just right, he still had the accent but it wasn't ...more

It's not his fault. He's always getting forced by Bowser and Junior to cook or clean. It's their fault not his. You gotta feel bad for Chef Pee Pee.

Chef peepee is not bad if you where a chef and always having to deal with the most annoyest people and a child always takin advantage of you - Toptenanimallovers

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15 Doofy the Dragon

Doofy is SO annoying! Seriously, I'd rather watch Charlie and Friends than hear Doofy.

I'm surprised that his show is stated to be kid friendly by critics. I think it runs on a public access channel or it would be cancelled quickly.

Why does Bowser Junior always likes Doofy's show? This why now Junior is a bad character. Kill Doofy off now!

He keeps killing himself. HOW DOES HE KEEP COMING BACK TO LIFE!?!? - Carsrule300

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16 Sonic The Hedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog, trademarked Sonic The Hedgehog, is the title character and protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog series released by Sega, as well as numerous spin-off comics, five animated shows, and an animated OVA.

This guy just went completely insane, that's all I'm saying.

Which video was he in?

Thank you someone actually agrees with me finally someone besides me says that sonic is a bad SML character he's so insane that British bastard

NOT MAH PRECIOUS TAH - Mariomaster63

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17 Rosalina

I'll admit I was excited when I saw her in the first video she was in because I was like "finally, at least that annoying Peach is gone", but after a few videos with her and Mario I started to get really bored of them, she is pretty much the epitome of bland, she's just like all those bland underwritten hot chicks that are put in movies. Seriously, will someone please give her a personality, and it's really unsettling watching Mario constantly to put the moves on her, peach may have been annoying but at least she actually had some kind of a personality

Now every single Mario video is about him trying to impress her enough to get her to kiss him or something, which he always manages to do because she's a complete idiot, seriously does she have a mental illness or something cause she's so stupid, in the Christmas Video she literally was like "did you know trees have stars on them? " When will the world realize that making a character that's as dumb as bricks IS NOT FUNNY! A character's personality is not a joke, you build the joke around it, not just use it in any senerio like it is a joke, either get rid of her or make her smarter, because I can't stand her anymore. Now Logan has 3 secondary characters that are guaranteed to show up in certain videos, Joseph and Cody will always show up in every Jr video, and Rosalina will always show up in every Mario video

I bet when Jeffy's parents come to pick him up, Rosalina will be devastated and start crying like the star thing again.


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18 Toad Toad Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring ...read more.

Ok guys... I get it. I used to despise him because of that voice! But he is absolutely hysterical! I watched a few of his major videos, and his rapping career is just too funny. His songs make me laugh, and he's really a lovable character. He's the character u have to feel bad for some times, I mean the guy's been hit in the head 17 times!

His voice is way too loud like a fire alarm!

He was an awful character before 2016. Now he isn't terrible but still isn't great.

Annoying voice that us good at everything

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19 Mr Winkle

I'm tired of Logan making all these annoying or dumb characters. At least this guy was alright in the first video, because he kinda hid that he was a pedophile. But in the next, he starts taking pictures of the students. Why? And how is Logan getting more popular if these are the kinds of videos he makes? A pedophile teacher? Why?

I hate/despise Mr. Winkle! He's a pedophile and why the hell does he call people "hot"? I'm glad he got arrested - Stazemar000

If he appears again the he's gonna be super hot. Literally

He just says everything is hot - Aidanisawesome

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20 Principal Steinbeck

He should be called principal Steinbutt.

More like Principal Steinbutthole - Stazemar000

21 Feebee

This character of offensive and it mocks people with mental disabilities

PEACH IS A HYPOCRITE its she must of wanted to rub it in by putting feebee at her door

A jeffy clone

No,no, no she is really offensive to people with mental disabilities. Not funny at all!

22 Paulina

I like Toadette because she is my cousin Samantha's favorite character

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23 Jackie Chu

I really hate this guy. He's the most offensive character SML has ever created. He is incredibly shallow and has an ego the size of a whale. He is always saying how smart he is and how he has a PhD in calculus, but how can someone with a PhD in calculus not understand the basic concepts of fire drills or driving? Also, he's extremely racist, both character-wise and personality-wise. The former because his entire character is a combination of every single offensive Asian stereotype (squinty eyes, incredible knowledge in math, terrible at driving, etc). The latter because he is cruel to other races. Such as laughing at a Mexican girl just for speaking her own language and thinking that she's dumb just because he's too stupid to know she's speaking another language. Screw you Jackie Chu, you dumb!

I love this character. Yea, he is very stereotypical, but that's what makes him so funny! - Pony

He is cool and smart. Please make more videos of him.

My thoughts on Jackie Chu are mixed. On one hand, I respect him for being intelligent and having PhD calculus (Whatever that means). On the other, I don't like him, because he can be racist and calls people "dumb" too much.

An example of him being cruel to other races is when he laughs at a Mexican girl (I think they said in the video that her name is Cecilia) for speaking her own language. He also thinks that she's dumb, just because he is so damn stupid to know that she is SPEAKING her language and that she was born that way.

Also, if he is very intelligent, how can he not understand the purpose of fire-drills or driving? Is he deaf or something? I dunno

He also keeps saying that he's Asian and he swears too much. Even when he's happy - Stazemar000

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24 Jacques Pierre Francois

He is a terrible artist. He cuts his ear off just to win the competition of painting.

25 Firefighter From Brooklyn

It's so annoying when this guy is in a video, whenever the other characters are talking to him 2 things happen, the conversation goes on for WAY too long, and he just sucks all the comedy out of the conversation, if you listen to how he talks it sounds like a guy who wants to be funny but has no idea what to say, Also why is Logan starting to use him a lot? His first appearance was in Stuck in a Tree and he disappeared after that for like a year, so why are they using him this much now? The worst he's ever been was in The Grilled Cheese, I hated the constant Your Mom jokes and I know he was supposed to be annoying but it was not funny, the 2nd worst was in Call of Duty Blackout, he was the thing in the video that made me fall asleep. Just please stop using this character, I really don't like him

The way this guy talks sounds a guy failing to do stand up comedy, even if the first thing he says isn't funny he just drags it on for like an entire minute, I could be enjoying the video instead of listening to your unfunny stand up routine, he's the only thing I don't like about the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire videos, they should have chosen a different character for their host, one that wouldn't waste an entire 2 minutes trying to make jokes. I have a new name for this character, The Failed Comedian

They REALLY shouldn't have brought this guy back after the Summer School series, now Logan's just using him over and over and OVER AGAIN! Seriously, why does this keep showing up in videos? He is so annoying! Why? Because none of his jokes are funny, and whenever he talks, he never knows when to STFU! But although he does get a funny moment every once in a while, he's still extremely annoyingly terrible.

I love Brooklyn T Guy!

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26 Mine! Bird

All he does is steal everything and says "Mine." He deserved to get eaten by Mario, Bowser, and their friends after he threw a turkey out of the house.

27 Tanner

I know he's supposed to be a jerk but they really overdid it

He's a really pointless character to have now

Any episode this guy and junior are in are almost guaranteed to suck.

Why does he think he is so cool and bullies Cody? He is also a friend of Joseph besides Junior. I would like it if Junior and Joseph standed up to Cody and told Tanner to stop being a bully.

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28 Nancy Jeffy

She Could've finally given some well thought out reasons to Jeffy being the way he is, but no, she had no development whatsoever, she just comes in out of nowhere and the only thing she does is beat Jeffy, Logan, you need to understand that just having her come on screen to beat Jeffy isn't gonna make us root for him, you need to give more depth and attention to their relationship in the past, you can't just be like "Jeffy is getting beaten by his mom, feel bad for him" The conflict of this episode could've worked if Nacy wasn't just a black and white foil who's only purpose was to try and make us feel bad for Jeffy

The biggest jerkass in this show. - Hotheart123

29 Screwball

And here's another puppet character, but this time he happens to be a clown. He's not just any clown, he is a PEDOPHILE! All of his sexual jokes make me want to say "what the? ", especially the ones where he does a dick joke about a long balloon that is between his legs and calls the balloon a "snake balloon" (which he obviously means a dick balloon)... Seriously Logan, what were you thinking? I hope he gets removed from the show soon.

It would have been better if he was just a bumbling hobo looking for money. But sadly, Logan decided to make him a darn pedophile who doesn't even try to hide his secret.

He makes a lot of innuendos that aren't funny.

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30 Diddy Kong Diddy Kong Diddy Kong is a fictional character in the Donkey Kong series of video games, first appearing in the 1994 game Donkey Kong Country.

He's a jerk to everyone who tries to play with him

He stole Mario's pants once! - Tyoshi

But he alerted DK and Bowser that Jr. Was in trouble

31 Shrek

I hate this guy! All he does is eat cheese cake and take a crap! He is so lazy. In Shrek's Crappy Wish, he turns Mario into a donkey and tricked him into eating his crap saying that he will turn into his normal self again. Mario did that all for nothing. In the end, Shrek turns Mario back to his normal self. But he literally made Mario eat his crap just because Mario didn't bring him toilet paper. And on top of that, he blames Mario for everything that Mario didn't do. Shrek did those things. What a mother F! Cker!

He's disgusting I'd wanna vomit. And whys he calling everyone "Donkey"? Every time we see Shrek is when he's using the bathroom doing poop. It's like Logan's making fun of Shrek. He even RUINED Shrek! Gross character EVER created in SuperMarioLogan.

My absolute least favorite SML character. I adore Logan's content, I have watched all his videos at least twice. Shrek videos are never ones I care to come back to watch again. His gross-out humor is horrendous, and he constantly talks about crap and cheesecake. It makes my chest hurt watching him because I can't even think about obesity. He eats so much, he's a pig and a slob. Shrek go away forever.

I can't watch any shrek or momments I feel like vomiting - Toptenanimallovers

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32 Josef

He is really stupid! He agrees with that retard Junior that the sun is planet and makes fun of Cody. He also is thinks he's a pimp and is such a showoff. He also made fun of Junior's tarantula and dog. He thinks he's the best at basketball and even goes as far as to think he IS Lebron James. He has a bad habit of being arrogant, brash, stupid, and making fun of people all the time. What a stupid character that needs to die with his idiotic friend Junior!

In "Cody's Sister" he first agreed with Cody that the earth is round but when Junior said a basketball is round but a basketball court is flat he then agreed with Junior.

He makes fun of Cody and agrees with Junior that the sun is a planet.

The numerous deaths he's had throughout all the SML videos are too kind. KILL HIM OFF FOR GOOD!

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33 Mama Luigi

How did he come to existence? You know what the sad part is, people said he one of the best character in SuperMarioLogan, Sad... and to think Junior gets all the hate.

People get triggered because he is dead. Get over it. It's been 8 years. - TeamRocket747

I'm not a huge fan of Mama Luigi but he's really funny.

I like this character but you want to know the thing I hate about this character THE FANS they just go mama luigi is dead OH NOW SML SUCKS JUST because NO MAMA LUIGI UNSUB t - Aidanisawesome

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34 Samantha

All she does is bang her head on the desk because she hates her life. And Bowser Junior is trying to hit on her. I don't know why but she groans and yells at Junior every time he hits on her.

35 Hop Hop Bunny

It isn't exactly cannibalism because he's a monster bunny and Mario's a human but yes, I don't like him.


36 Dewy Donedidit

He's that guy from Jeffy's T.V. Show - Tyler730

37 The Devil

Ever since 2014 began, a new thing with supermariologan has been happening, every time he creates a new character they're either extremely boring or extremely annoying, for this character it was boring, I hope to never see this character again, he's very lame, not funny, and pretty offensive to a lot of people

This guy is just annoying, mainly because his "jokes" only consist of pop cultural references or terrorist references

He's The Second Best Character On The Channel Get Him Off NOW!

I hate this guy he just appears randomly.

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38 Tom Brady Tom Brady ...read more.

He's the character Logan uses when his videos are too short, seriously, this guy is just filler, whenever the video needs to be longer but Logan doesn't know what to add he puts this guy in so he can do another one of his 30 second scenes of trying to turn around or just talking to the camera and that fills the 30 seconds he needed for the video. What a pointless annoying character

I can't believe I'm saying this, but SML has RUINED Tom Brady for me. Whenever he appears, he is just a filler and it takes like 83297324 hours just to get him to turn around!

This is not even a character

I was watching one of the SML Millionaire episodes. Tom Brady was in Boston, Massachusetts. He kept looking away and turning around (on camera) for no reason.


Another thing that annoys me about him is when he interuppts Woody's story and asks the wrong question to Brooklyn T Guy. What the hell, Tom?! Do you even know what you're doing? I don't think so! - Stazemar000

39 D-Money

He thinks he is the best. He is Rosalina's ex-boyfriend so he and Mario are fighting for her.

I meant both the kid and the wrestler.

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40 Woody Woody Sheriff Woody Pride is a fictional character in the Toy Story franchise. He is voiced by Tom Hanks in all of the feature-length and short films and by Jim Hanks in video games and shorts. He is a stuffed cowboy character that leads the other toys in adventures in the movies. His facial features are ...read more.

Woody is my second favorite sml character. He is so cool and funny! I don't get why he is on this list.

*Rolls eyes*

Why do the new generation SML fans have to add all the great classic characters? Woody is awesome, the people who added the classic characters are probably the ones who think every video needs Jeffy or Jr. Screw those 2, Woody was a legend and a staple of classic SML

Woody is my 5th favorite SML character (The 1st one being Chef Pee Pee, The 2nd one being Mario, the 3rd one being Black Yoshi, and the 4th one being Cody)

I like Woody, because he's not as stupid as Jeffy, Junior, Bowser, Jackie Chu, etc. - Stazemar000

41 Mario's Grandpa

He is worse than Jackie Chu as a teacher in "Bowser Junior's 1st Grade." Plus, he is also really dumb and brainless.

I understood when he was a ONE TIME character, but then he reappeared. WHY?!

So stupid dumb

His entire character is centered around 1 weak-ass joke, his bad hearing, that’s all he has to offer, he sucks

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42 Jackie Two

Seriously... A little funny but seriously...

He's even more offensive than Jackie Chu

43 Mario Mario Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.

It seems like ever since Rosalina came along, Mario has just become an unlikeable hothead, he's even resorted to Bowser's method of dealing with his kid throwing a tantrum, by beating him. Look, I hate Jeffy just as much as the next guy but still, when did Mario decide to become an abusive parent? Also accompanied by the perverted behavior he has around Rosalina. He literally tried to get Rosalina to send him nude pictures of her in a video, and whenever they're just sitting on the couch he's always talking about wanting to make out or have sex. It just seems like ever since these 2 characters came along Mario has just declined as a likable character, now he's just an abusive jerk and a creeper

Plus his obsession with wanting Peach back is starting to get annoying, mainly because it makes no sense, why would you want that b! Tch back?

Just watch the beginning scene of the video Mario's New Girlfriend when Peach comes back to Mario's house to get her thong back, just listen to the things Mario says and tell me he doesn't sound like a creeper

He’s actually a really big hypocrite when you think about it, when he first found out he was bald he told Peach before he showed her that couples should love each other no matter what and not be based on good looks, but then in the date video with Kirby Mario the entire time was asking how pretty she was, and then when Cupid described her he said that if she looks ugly he’s gonna turn her down. So apparently Mario only believes in the “looks don’t matter” thing when a girl is judging him but when he’s judging a girl it’s apparently ok

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44 Patrick

I can see this guy just being in in one or two videos, but then he reappeared... Why?! This guy pretty much has no personality, he's just another stupid boring puppet character with nothing special except for the fact that his catchphrase "Kwazy" is annoying! I swear to God if Patrick becomes a recurring character in the show, I'm going to rage this guy should just get killed off entirely!

He's just another generic puppet character, and he catchphrase "Crazy" gets irritating pretty fast

He's just another generic puppet character, and his catchphrase "Crazy" gets irritating fast.

He is so hilarious!

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45 Emily

She thinks Junior is stupid, to which I agree with as well - Stazemar000

46 Paul

There's nothing that wrong with him.

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47 Black Yoshi

Ugh. Black Yoshi's Job anyone?

Black Yoshi is a good character but he likes to steal and murder. He is really mean to everybody. In ''The Call of Duty Problem'' he shot Bowser Junior's Xbox 1 and stole his Thomas train toy.

My boy black Yoshi is my faviorate

Ooo folk you hatin

48 Birdo Birdo Birdo is a dinosaur that is well known for her (or his) confused Gender. It was originally stated that Birdo was a male who believed he was a female, but this was changed in later games. Birdo is commonly referred to as a girl, however, they are in a relationship with Yoshi. Birdo first appeared in ...read more.

Oh yay, the first transvestite character in SML

Two new sml characters appeared in "Black Yoshi's Girlfriend Problem" Popeye and Birdo. Popeye was cool and funny but Birdo I just hated her in that video. She is gay because she was with Black Yoshi and then said she was a man. And she spit an egg at Mario but he only fainted then Black Yoshi threw the egg back at Birdo and luckily killed her.

49 Koopa Kids

Wendy is okay but has a few problems.

Rocky as Morton thinks he's a rock star.

Timmy as Ludwig only says "Butt".

Phillip as Iggy never talks and only makes annoying sounds.

Joey as Roy is not that bad but has also a few problems.

Tyler as Larry says he has doodie in his pants.

50 Tyrone Calvin

All He Does Is Make Racist Jokes

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