Top Ten Worst Thing to Say to a Parent the Day After Their Child's Death

The Top Ten
1 Buy a football and draw a face on it. It will make a great replacement.

It just ruins your football career, every time you score a touchdown your grounded

I guess you can kick it about in the mud just as frequently.

Touchdown, and foul for hurting the kid

That's what Alvin and the chipmunks did,it didn't make any changes.,but really,don't do that

2 He was horrible to me. He bullied me every day and made my life utterly depressing. So, I guess out of respect, I need to say I love him.

You have to report him to the principles office in his feuneral, come on

At least he was being brutally honest...

Good riddance then.

Aww, that's heartbreakingly considerate.

3 In his 5 years of life, he made little contributions and failed to develop a personality. Have another one, no one will notice.

I mean, yeah, sure, sorry for your loss and whatnot, but what's the point if he hasn't even mastered one Mozart piece on piano yet?

He only lived for five years and the person who said that had more and yet the five year old still put more effort in his life

This is really sad that a child had to die at five years old.

Let me guess,a popular girl will say that

4 It happens every day. Who cares?

So he gets murdered and has a feuneral, then wakes up from his grave like your average morning

Unless that kid is Kenny from South park that makes no sense

5 Bah, he was gay anyway.

A life is more precious than someone's sexual orientation. Some people just can't accept that not everyone feels the same way. Those people are low-lifes.

Homophobs need to get a life. Just because someone falls for the same sex doesn't make them trash or bad person and deserves to be crapped on. It's nobody else's business who they love and they're not hurting anyone by loving the same sex anyway.

Dude, just lay off, don't you have other people to worry about, like someone who's alive

This doesn't reflect my opinion. I have nothing against homosexuality.

6 You have a daughter. It's ok.

Girls aren't the only gender existing!

Well boys are good too

7 I can be your new kid!

What! A step dad and step mom,your trying to get them just to ruin a funeral,nobody will want to be your parent if u say that!

You know, you already have parents, you don't need two parents

8 Well, he didn't have any talents. Poor little Van Halen.

Well even though he's a pipsqueak, their can be things you learn

Hey, you're really asking for an internet battle, aren't you?

What,an Internet battle? ,That doesn't even make sense,anyways,their are things he can get better at,and what if it was a boy,then it won't be Van Halen

9 Little prick at least you won't have to change his nappies any more.

Well it's called going to the bathroom, everynoe needs to at some point

10 Good riddance!
The Contenders
11 Die
12 Get over it and move on
13 They were miserable and had no life anyway
14 Now you have your freedom back
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