Worst Things About Barbie

For the Barbie fans, you may leave because everyone has their own opinion,Thanks.

The Top Ten

1 She only cares for herself

In one episode, she just walked right past someone who had fainted. - DontMakeARookieMistake

I hate Barbie too. She's been forever bad, but a direct-to-video movie about her being a secret agent that's coming out soon. Now that's an all-time low. Barbie needs to go away for as long as the universe stays up, she is a part of M√ęgdecis. (UPDATE FROM 2017: Wow this last sentence is total cringe. Did I really used to think that? ) - Anonymousxcxc

2 Her saying "anything is possible"

Barbie should try and say that to a person who has an uncurable disease. "Getting better is obviously possible even if the doctors tell you that they can't cure your disease". But seriously? This may sound pessimistic, but not everything is possible. Flying isn't possible, immortality isn't possible, super quick reflexes aren't possible and that means that even If you yelled willpower and 'I can do It If I just hope! ' all the time without actually doing them yourself, they'd still remain impossible for you(Heck, I gave things that are proven to be impossible for normal human as the examples) - MLPFan

I added this one. Oh yeah Barbie time travel isn't possible (yet), magic isn't possible (yet), many things aren't possible. And it's said so many times. Ugh! - Anonymousxcxc

Barbie exploding into a million pieces is possible! How about Barbie being this monster who eats kids brains is possible! - DontMakeARookieMistake

This is what happens when her dumbo commecail comes on.
Me watching T.V.
comercail comes on
barbie barbie barbie
Anything is possible!
Me: Dies*

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3 She think that the only good colour is pink

I don't mind pink, but Barbie uses it WAY too much. It literally takes over Barbie. - Powerfulgirl10

Pink looks good on a lot of characters like Madoka Kaname from Madoka Magica, But Barbie makes everything pink It's ridiculous - MLPFan

Why, pink is the worst color ever. I hate pink, it's horrid. - Anonymousxcxc

There are other great colors like purple, blue, green etc.-Vestalis

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4 She's obviously a Mary Sue

She is THE QUEEN of Mary Sues! She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, is impossibly skinny, wears pink all the time (mind me, I do like pink, but I wear teal much more often), lives in a dream house, dates a "hot" guy, has loads of friends, is rich, bla bla bla... also, she only cares about herself, thinks everyone loves her when in real life everyone despises her, and has no flaws at all. She is also incredibly annoying, and loves to go shopping 24/7. I hate Barbie. Hate her. Can't stand her.

She is and this is why I hate princess peach. Peach is literally a video game barbie doll. This list is the best list ever. Barbie and peach both suck, they only care about themselves

I hate Mary Sues

1.She is annoying and repetitive.The only thing she ever talks about is being rich, pretty, and hot guys.TERRIBLE EXAMPLE TO LITTLE GIRLS.
2.Completely sexist.You DO REALIZE that she needed the help from TWO MEN to help her with her stupid technology issues.RIGHT? DON'T WORRY GIRLS YOU ARE AMAZING AND SMART UNLIKE STUPID BARBIE.
3.Completely racist.The other races in Barbie actually get the lesser fashion choices compared to the original Barbie.I NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE EVEN GOT A GLANCE OF AN ASIAN BARBIE.Damn toy is racist.
4.She isn't even possible.No one on Earth could be that damn slim.Even SCIENCE proves it.Barbie, stop trying to make a whole generation of girls anorexic, alright?
5.Is so ' selfish.Once ...more

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5 She's overrated

She gets too many attention for being "Hot and pretty"(yeah right...) - MLPFan

This should be number 1, because a lot

6 She thinks everyone loves her

Well I don't, which is true. - Powerfulgirl10

Well, guess what, Barbie, NOT EVERYONE LOVES YOU! - MLPFan

7 She has an annoying voice

In barbie life in the dreamhouse barbie is voiced by kate higgins like sakura haruno from Naruto and chloe from glitter force and frankie stein from monster high in the movies and the animated webisodes.

8 She has an annoying song called 'Barbie Girl'

Actually what happened to the days when Barbie just had a stupid 90s song by Aqua called "Barbie Girl" and when Barbie was just a plastic doll. No cartoons, no stupid women getting plastic surgery to look like her, no stupid men getting plastic surgery to look like Ken. What happened to the days when Barbie and the British version Sindy where just dolls every little girl played with or grown ups secretly collect. Why does Action Man have a different name in America? Yeah I know the boys toy was made in America.

Hey guys! Look up for Weird Al Yankovic's parody of It called Ugly Girl. It's way better and shows what Barbie is a lot better too! - MLPFan

I can't believe they made vocaloid covers of this song. - Discord1

That song is so stupid! - Powerfulgirl10

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9 She isn't medically possible

Thanks for making a generation of young girls become anorexic. - Elric-san

10 She has her own show

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11 She has too many accessories

WAY too many accessories. - Powerfulgirl10

Tell me about it.

12 She's a diva
13 No good movies

They're all about girly stuff like fashion, magical girly creatures...Just search 'Barbie: A Fashion Fairy tale' and you'll realize how annoying she is - MLPFan

14 People just love her for her looks

Her blond hair, the fact she's skinny, her blue eyes. Shall I go on? - MLPFan

MLPFan you should be my friend. I hate Barbie too! Glad to know I'm not the only one by the way I saw your profile and Rainbow Dash is my least favourite pony too! Coincedentally my favorite is also Twilight - TwilightKitsune

15 They're still making dolls of her

I know right! Mattel needs to stop with all of their Barbie crap. - Powerfulgirl10

16 She's dumb
17 She's too girly

Barbies are too girly and sassy. they are smelly

18 She talks too much

Sorry, but I also talk too much - Righteous

19 She isn't real
20 She's hated by a lot of boys

Even girls hate her (I hate her so much) - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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21 She's creepy
22 She's too skinny

She obviously got surgery or something. How is it possible to be that skinny? - Powerfulgirl10


23 Her movies
24 She Wears Too Much Pink

If her whole body and everything that surrounds her turns pink, I'd freak out. - Powerfulgirl10

You can never have too much pink

25 She has long blonde hair

What's wrong with having blonde hair? - Powerfulgirl10

Ya, why not brown, or black.

26 She's getting a movie about her becoming a secret agent

Barbie as a girl James Bond? That sounds stupid. I haven't seen any James Bond movies(except one, which is that older Skyfall movie) - MLPFan

27 She is boring and has no real flaws

So boring I'd rather hear my younger sister ask stupid questions for 24 hours - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

28 She's selfish
29 She's a jerk
30 Her show Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse
31 She's just a toy
32 She needs to die

I want her to die. Why can't she die already?! - Powerfulgirl10

Because she's fake and she's out of plastic. But yeah, she should die - MLPFan

33 She's Ugly
34 She's a bad role model
35 She yells
36 She wears too much make up
37 She's a shopaholic

Barbie literally goes shopping 24/7! I hate her!

38 She's inappropriate
39 She's a chatterbox
40 She's clumsy
41 She only cares about her looks
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2. She only cares for herself
3. She has too many accessories
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2. She isn't medically possible
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