Worst Things About Barbie

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The Top Ten

1 Her saying "anything is possible"

Barbie should try and say that to a person who has an uncurable disease. "Getting better is obviously possible even if the doctors tell you that they can't cure your disease". But seriously? This may sound pessimistic, but not everything is possible. Flying isn't possible, immortality isn't possible, super quick reflexes aren't possible and that means that even If you yelled willpower and 'I can do It If I just hope! ' all the time without actually doing them yourself, they'd still remain impossible for you(Heck, I gave things that are proven to be impossible for normal human as the examples) - MLPFan

I added this one. Oh yeah Barbie time travel isn't possible (yet), magic isn't possible (yet), many things aren't possible. And it's said so many times. Ugh! - Anonymousxcxc

Barbie exploding into a million pieces is possible! How about Barbie being this monster who eats kids brains is possible! - DontMakeARookieMistake

You hate Barbie but would you watch make a Barbie death camp video!

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2 She only cares for herself

In one episode, she just walked right past someone who had fainted. - DontMakeARookieMistake

I hate Barbie too. She's been forever bad, but a direct-to-video movie about her being a secret agent that's coming out soon. Now that's an all-time low. Barbie needs to go away for as long as the universe stays up, she is a part of M√ęgdecis. (UPDATE FROM 2017: Wow this last sentence is total cringe. Did I really used to think that? ) - Anonymousxcxc

3 She think that the only good colour is pink

I don't mind pink, but Barbie uses it WAY too much. It literally takes over Barbie. - Powerfulgirl10

Pink looks good on a lot of characters like Madoka Kaname from Madoka Magica, But Barbie makes everything pink It's ridiculous - MLPFan

Why, pink is the worst color ever. I hate pink, it's horrid. - Anonymousxcxc

I like pink, but COME ON!

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4 She's obviously a Mary Sue

She is THE QUEEN of Mary Sues! She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, is impossibly skinny, wears pink all the time (mind me, I do like pink, but I wear teal much more often), lives in a dream house, dates a "hot" guy, has loads of friends, is rich, bla bla bla... also, she only cares about herself, thinks everyone loves her when in real life everyone despises her, and has no flaws at all. She is also incredibly annoying, and loves to go shopping 24/7. I hate Barbie. Hate her. Can't stand her.

She is and this is why I hate princess peach. Peach is literally a video game barbie doll. This list is the best list ever. Barbie and peach both suck, they only care about themselves

I hate Mary Sues

So true

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5 She thinks everyone loves her

Well I don't, which is true. - Powerfulgirl10

Well, guess what, Barbie, NOT EVERYONE LOVES YOU! - MLPFan

I MEAN LIKE YEAH!

6 She's overrated

She gets too many attention for being "Hot and pretty"(yeah right...) - MLPFan

This should be number 1, because a lot

Sindy is underrated.

7 She isn't medically possible

Thanks for making a generation of young girls become anorexic. - Elric-san

People took a doll too seriously. Dolls are one of the oldest toys. Barbie is a plastic inanimate object. That little girls played with and adults collect.

8 She has an annoying voice

In barbie life in the dreamhouse barbie is voiced by kate higgins like sakura haruno from Naruto and chloe from glitter force and frankie stein from monster high in the movies and the animated webisodes.

9 She has her own show

what?

10 She has too many accessories

WAY too many accessories. - Powerfulgirl10

Tell me about it.

The Contenders

11 She has an annoying song called 'Barbie Girl'

Actually what happened to the days when Barbie just had a stupid 90s song by Aqua called "Barbie Girl" and when Barbie was just a plastic doll. No cartoons, no stupid women getting plastic surgery to look like her, no stupid men getting plastic surgery to look like Ken. What happened to the days when Barbie and the British version Sindy where just dolls every little girl played with or grown ups secretly collect. Why does Action Man have a different name in America? Yeah I know the boys toy was made in America.

Hey guys! Look up for Weird Al Yankovic's parody of It called Ugly Girl. It's way better and shows what Barbie is a lot better too! - MLPFan

I can't believe they made vocaloid covers of this song. - Discord1

MLPFan How about "Barbie is a B! tch" Parody?

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12 They're still making dolls of her

I know right! Mattel needs to stop with all of their Barbie crap. - Powerfulgirl10

13 People just love her for her looks

Her blond hair, the fact she's skinny, her blue eyes. Shall I go on? - MLPFan

14 She's a diva
15 No good movies

They're all about girly stuff like fashion, magical girly creatures...Just search 'Barbie: A Fashion Fairy tale' and you'll realize how annoying she is - MLPFan

16 She's dumb

Is Barbie really dumb. A pretty girl with a hunky boyfriend or is Barbie a feminist?

17 She's too girly

"Look kids, this is barbie, I once hope you will be like her because this is definitely the right fictional character to look up to" said by hopefully NO ONE - Jetister

Barbies are too girly and sassy. they are smelly

18 She's hated by a lot of boys

I obviously hate her. - Powerfulgirl10

19 She's too skinny

She obviously got surgery or something. How is it possible to be that skinny? - Powerfulgirl10

I don't think little girls really take any notice of how thin she is or her breast. She is just a doll.

Seen the new Sindy doll came out in 2016 she is no longer like Barbie and like an original doll, a child.

NOBODY CAN POSSIBLY BE THAT SKINNY: GIVE BARBIE A NORMAL WAIST!

20 She talks too much

Sorry, but I also talk too much - Righteous

21 She's ugly

I hate BARBIE! All my classmates hate Barbie, then in a spelling test, my teacher says Barbie is BEAUTIFUL! Me and my classmates were like NO SHES NOT! She is SUPER WEIRD!

22 She's sexist

People on here are sexist, saying "She's too girly" Barbie is a plastic toy. Oh little girls will get anorexia when they grow up? Well guess what you can take Barbies head off, will they be able to do that?

23 She isn't real
24 She has long blonde hair

What's wrong with having blonde hair? - Powerfulgirl10

Ya, why not brown, or black.

When I was a kid I had felt tip pens I coloured her hair like punk colours, and probably Sindy too.

25 She is boring and has no real flaws

She is a doll. Oh wait nowadays she has a cartoon. Who cares.

26 She's creepy
27 She's inappropriate

Her clothing is very innapropriate

28 She only cares about her looks
29 She's for babies

She not for babies there other reasons

30 Her movies
31 She wears too much pink

If her whole body and everything that surrounds her turns pink, I'd freak out. - Powerfulgirl10

You can never have too much pink

32 She's getting a movie about her becoming a secret agent

Barbie as a girl James Bond? That sounds stupid. I haven't seen any James Bond movies(except one, which is that older Skyfall movie) - MLPFan

33 She's selfish
34 She's a jerk
35 Her show Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse
36 She's just a toy
37 She needs to die

I want her to die. Why can't she die already?! - Powerfulgirl10

Because she's fake and she's out of plastic. But yeah, she should die - MLPFan

38 She's a bad role model
39 She yells
40 She wears too much make up
41 She's a shopaholic

Barbie literally goes shopping 24/7! I hate her!

42 She's a chatterbox
43 She's clumsy
44 She's a brat
45 She broke up with Ken, dated some other bloke, then got back with Ken
46 Every time CN doesn't have any movies to show in Cine Cartoon, they put on Barbie movies

Why Cartoon Network? Barbie is hated by a lot of people! And you put movies about her? AND A T.V. SHOW? BARBIE SUCKS! SHE IS THE WORST! SHES WAY WORSE THAN DORA THE EXPLORER! - Gabo147

47 I've never seen her eat

She never eats, which can make other girls think that by not eating that she will be thin

No they wont stop being stupid.

48 She is just an inanimate object and people care about her weight and breasts.
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1. Her saying "anything is possible"
2. She only cares for herself
3. She has too many accessories
Powerfulgirl10
1. Her saying "anything is possible"
2. She isn't medically possible
3. She has her own show
Anonymousxcxc
1. She only cares for herself
2. She's overrated
3. She thinks everyone loves her
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