Worst Things About Barney the Dinosaur

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The Top Ten

1 Barney Is Dumb

BOOO HISSS barney is so dumb we should force him to jump into lava

Come on. He isn't dumb. He is for little kids. Everyone I know says that he is really dumb. He isn't. He teaches small children. I honestly don't see how anyone can call him dumb. Come on, do you ever actually sit down and watch it?

2 He's Creepy

Yeah, especially in the Backyard show from 1988.

3 Barney's Show Has Been Cancelled On Seven Channels

That's a good thing

4 He Has a Tutu

That's Baby Bop, not barney. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 His Songs

That one song that barney sing's is so annoying

I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill Barney.

The real T.Rex doesn't sing childish kiddy songs for crying out loud! He roars! He ate a lawyer in Jurassic Park!

6 His Head Looks Like a Butt

True dast

7 He Says "I Love You"

I hate you, you hate me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a baseball bat and a 4x4, no more purple dinosaur

I suppose I love you is silly, saccharine. But do you want to have Barney like Jurassic Park? It's a preschool show.

8 He Is Boring

This is the reason I didn't like this show as a little kid.

9 Suspected Pedo

Loving children <> feeling sexual desire towards children - Alkadikce

He sings "I Love You" to kids, for one thing... - PizzaGuy

One of the stupidest reasons.

10 Has the Worst TV Show Ever

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11 Barney Is Much Too Sweet

He's Actually A Pedophile.

Barney's a show for little kids so of course he's sweet. He can't be evil on a show for little kids.

12 He's for Babies

Nearly every kid under the age of 8 will literally worship him like a god.

Only 4 year olds like him

13 Barney Thinks He Is Amazing

This guy is not amazing he's dumb and stupid

If barney thinks that he is anazing well guess what he's not think about this

14 He Is Stupid
15 He's Misguiding Kids

He says stuff like a stranger is a friend you haven't met and lacks the deep truth like things don't always go your way or sharing can be hard. Sesame Street deals with both these lessons

16 He Coaches Kids for the Disney Channel

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Debby Ryan... WHHY? - greatesttop10s

17 His Voice Is Scary

He sounds like his on drugs

And in the Goanimate Grounded Series his voice is Kidaroo, which does sound pretty scary (but not as scary as Scary Voice). - Murvine_Taylor

18 He is an Insult to the 90s
19 Barney Is a Purple Dinosaur

He's a purple dinosaur because they had to make the show fun for little kids.

20 He's Really Annoying
21 He's Overly Happy
22 He Hugs Too Much

Definitely a big problem. It’s like he has no idea about personal space. The kids on the show are also complete strangers. He teaches nothing valuable.

23 He's Scary
24 He Has His Own Movie

That's the worst

25 He's Unpopular
26 He's Still On The Air
27 He Deserves to Die
28 Riff
29 BJ BJ

Yes

30 He Sings Too Much

Yes, every time I hear him sing I wanna smash my T.V.

31 His Sidekick Is Baby Bop

Baby bop is so dumb Because he is so overrated I wish this was definitely so much baby bop is so annoying

32 The Show Is Aimed Primarily at 2-yr-olds
33 He's Nightmare Fuel
34 He Tricks Kids Into Liking Him

He's probably a pedophile

And in a video of him getting grounded, Barney kidnapped and seduced his teacher. (or at least that was implied by BJ) - Murvine_Taylor

35 His Eyes Are Creepy
36 Stupid Lessons
37 He Gives Kids Nightmares
38 He's Ugly
39 He's Dumb
40 He Thinks He's Awesome
41 He Sucks
42 He's Fat
43 He Cursed On T.V.
44 He's Annoying
45 He Ruined His Own Show
46 The Kids Who Watch it Will Turn Into Brats
47 Baby Bop Baby Bop Baby Bop is a minor character in the Backyard Gang video series and a main character in the Barney & Friends television show.
48 He's a Gary Stu
49 He Yells
50 He's Inappropriate
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