Worst Things About Barney the Dinosaur

The Top Ten
1 He's Creepy

Yeah, especially in the Backyard show from 1988.

2 Suspected Pedo

Loving children <> feeling sexual desire towards children

He sings "I Love You" to kids, for one thing...

One of the stupidest reasons.

3 Barney Is Dumb

Come on. He isn't dumb. He is for little kids. Everyone I know says that he is really dumb. He isn't. He teaches small children. I honestly don't see how anyone can call him dumb. Come on, do you ever actually sit down and watch it?

BOOO HISSS barney is so dumb we should force him to jump into lava

4 He's for Babies

Nearly every kid under the age of 8 will literally worship him like a god.

Only 4 year olds like him

5 He Is Stupid
6 He Says "I Love You"

More like

I hate you, you hate me, let's kill big old fat Barney, we'll get a big stick and shove it in his a**. Then, we'll hit him in the gut

I suppose I love you is silly, saccharine. But do you want to have Barney like Jurassic Park? It's a preschool show.

I hate you, you hate me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a baseball bat and a 4x4, no more purple dinosaur

7 Has the Worst TV Show Ever

It's been considered one of the worst television shows of all time. Look on Wikipedia.

8 His Head Looks Like a Butt
9 His Voice Is Scary

And in the Goanimate Grounded Series his voice is Kidaroo, which does sound pretty scary (but not as scary as Scary Voice).

He sounds like his on drugs

10 He Has a Tutu

That's Baby Bop, not barney.

The Contenders
11 He's Really Annoying
12 He's Overly Happy
13 He's Scary
14 Barney's Show Has Been Cancelled On Seven Channels

That's a good thing

15 Barney Thinks He Is Amazing

If barney thinks that he is anazing well guess what he's not think about this

This guy is not amazing he's dumb and stupid

16 He's Misguiding Kids

He says stuff like a stranger is a friend you haven't met and lacks the deep truth like things don't always go your way or sharing can be hard. Sesame Street deals with both these lessons

17 He Is Boring

This is the reason I didn't like this show as a little kid.

18 His Songs

The real T.Rex doesn't sing childish kiddy songs for crying out loud! He roars! He ate a lawyer in Jurassic Park!

I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill Barney.

That one song that barney sing's is so annoying

19 He Coaches Kids for the Disney Channel
20 He is an Insult to the 90s
21 Barney Is Much Too Sweet

Barney's a show for little kids so of course he's sweet. He can't be evil on a show for little kids.

He's Actually A Pedophile.

22 Barney Is a Purple Dinosaur

He's a purple dinosaur because they had to make the show fun for little kids.

23 He Hugs Too Much

Yes! I mean, seriously, he doesn't know what personal space means. Especially if the person he hugs is a random stranger

Definitely a big problem. It’s like he has no idea about personal space. The kids on the show are also complete strangers. He teaches nothing valuable.

24 He Has His Own Movie

That's the worst

25 He's Unpopular
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