Worst Things About Caillou


The Top Ten

1 He whines too much

Caillou's tantrums are so useless! It makes me wanna push him into "The Dip" from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

I despise Caillou, he needs to go! I'm glad that his show got cancelled in 2010. Thank god!

There are a few more reasons why Caillou is the WORST character of all time!

1. He throws tantrums, just so he can get away with everything and NOT get disciplined for something he did wrong

2. He is a bully towards his little sister, Rosie. Like, he pinched her in The Big Brother Caillou episode, which got banned and made me relieved. He also told her that she is NOT allowed to go into his "Hiding Place" that his Grandpa made for him. Which made her cry

3. He only cares about himself and what he wants to do

4. He gets mad for literally no reason at all

5. He's bald... like seriously! People keep saying he might have cancer, but one person said "Caillou is bald, because he sucks! He doesn't deserve food or ...more

He is so spoiled. There is an episode on YouTube where he goes to Hawaii. I mean, this kid could be crazy rich by now and living in a mansion with a yacht and a Ferrari and a uncountable number of diamonds and other rich person things.

Caillou is not even trying to act like a human, he always seems to give up and constantly wines all the time! To add things up, Caillou is also a mean big brother, when he first met Rosie when she was an infant, he decided to pinch his poor little sister! It's a surprise that Boris and Doris never gives him punishments which is bull crap! Caillou should forgive his sins for his sick behaviour! Oh, and did you know that Caillou means shut up in French!

AA THE PAIN! I’m leaving a bad Yelp review! Whiny-ass bald annoyance! >:(

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2 His parents

His parents are all Suzy Sunshine about everything. Oh and why is the Dad wearing a long sleeve shirt in SUMMER! - EpicJake

They are in Canada where it is cold in summer unless you live very close to the US border - DivaDirectioner

They are the most patient people on the planet

Actually, I think that SpongeBob is, but I respect your opinion. - Murvine_Taylor

His parents are all okay about everything that happens, even if Caillou did something bad or if Rosie was crying about losing her baby toys.

His parents never bother to punish/ground that 4-year old brat. - DJMarikaGirl006

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3 Things have to go his way

Every time Caillou whines, he gets his way. - EpicJake

That's why I always regret it every time I complain. I feel like a total idiot whenever I complain. - Murvine_Taylor

Either it's Caillou's way or the highway. and I hate it! His parents ask him to wait and what happens? "I WANT MY TOY NOW! " Devil child gone wrong he is.

Well, isn't Caillou a good role model for his fellow toddlers. - alphadan12

So true. Caillou's parents let him get away with everything - MangoFruitJuice

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4 Theme song

THE THEME SONG IS STUPID AND ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE! He keeps his name several times and people hate that! Even the way he sings it sucks! I swear if I had to hear this song I think I'm going to EXPLODE!

It goes a bit like this: Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou, Caillou, it's Caillou, and you repeat it 10,796 times until EVERYONE EXPLODES!

Ugh! Do not get me started with the theme song. He basically repeats his name a bunch of times and it gives me a headache. His voice makes my ears bleed and that makes me angry - MangoFruitJuice

Worse than. The Dora the explorer theme song HATE IT

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5 They do not color in the frames all the way sometimes

It's as if the animators were thinking "Let's make this trash worse by giving it lazy animation."

Me (as one of the animators) coloring in the frame. There! Was that so hard?! - MangoFruitJuice

6 It is a bad example for kids

All this show ever teaches kids about is how to become a spoiled brat and come up with lame excuses to get away with everything. I mean literally! This show is the exact opposite of educational and yet I despise it

And why does everything have to go Caillou's way? Does he not like getting spanked with a belt?! Maybe so, because his parents never punish or ground him. He is also a bully to his little sister, Rosie. He pinched her when she was a newborn, he told her that she is not allowed to go in a hiding-place that his Grandpa made for him (As you can tell when she cries), etc.

His parents are dumb. They let Caillou get away with just about everything. He wandered around the neighborhood block unsupervised (Which they didn't even know he was doing until the end of the episode), When Caillou got sick, they were too idiotic to keep Rosie away from Caillou.

I don't really understand why he has to be bald. I thought maybe it's because he had cancer and his hair fell ...more - Stazemar000

Caillou... a 4-year old bald kid who teaches young children to be whiny and annoying brats. - MangoFruitJuice

I thought this show would be educational for younger kids, but I was wrong.

All this crap ever shows is a 4-year old bald kid named Caillou. Who throws tantrums whenever things do NOT go his way.

He NEVER gets disciplined by his parents for bad things that he has done. Such as pinching Rosie in the Big Brother Caillou episode. I'm glad that episode got banned

Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. His tantrums are so useless. And why the hell is he bald? Every 4-year old kid I have known has had hair. Even I had hair at that age

Caillou is nothing, but a Devil-Child in my perspective. There were 2 episodes where he lied. He lied to his Grandma about liking olives. And he lied when he made Rosie cry

The animation is just plain terrible. They do NOT color the frames in all the way. It just stays white

I don't know why kids love Caillou so much anyway

Thank god this show got cancelled in 2010. Thank God

Not everything has to have a moral. - LordDovahkiin

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7 He is bald

And his dad has a full scalp of hair. - Connor360

They said he is bald because he "represents all children". I had hair when I was four, and everyone I knew did too.

I know cancer is bad, but let's just hope dora gets it next.

You know there is a video on You Tube where Dora gets her head shaved completely bald. Check it out. - Murvine_Taylor

I looked up an urban legend about him and this is what I got... Caillou is bald, because he REPRESENTS ALL CHILDREN! NO! No he does not

Every 4-year old kid I've met has had hair. Even I had hair at that age - MangoFruitJuice

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8 Temper tantrums

Easily the worst characteristic of the character, Caillou's temper tantrums and tendency to cry and whine when thins don't go his way make me want to stomp his face in.

Granted, he does get significantly less whiny as the show went on, but I still think this is an awful part of his personality. Do parents really want the character their children relate to on the show being a spoilt crybaby who throws temper tantrums at the drop of a hat? I don't think so.

One time when Rosie gets back from hospital, Caillou pinches her and bullies her and the parents just stand like dummies and don't punish him. I mean, what sort of parents are they? If Rosie was hurt and Caillou was hurting her more, why won't they stop him? Rosie would be better off in foster care than those parents. - TwilightKitsune

His tantrums make me want to feed him to Shere Khan the tiger from the 2016 Jungle Book movie. He'd tear him to shreds in seconds and leave the rest of his guts to the vultures.

Dad did once scold him once for throwing a tantrum and woke up Rosie
But ironically caillou’s dad was responsible for causing it because he told him the circus wasn’t today and made him lose his temper quickly

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9 Leo

Leo is so horny. He BULLIED Caillou when they 1st met. And they became friends. That's weird. - EpicJake

Leo is such a douchebag. He bullied Caillou when they first met, then they became friends. Pretty weird - MangoFruitJuice

Leo is so fat

There was this one episode when Caillou went to daycare for the 1st time. He noticed a pile of toy blocks. He picked one up and decided to build something. That was until, Leo gets mad and snatches it from Caillou.

Then, while Caillou and another girl named Clementine were using scissors to cut paper into shapes. Leo wants to be friends with him. That's queer!

10 He's still on the air

I cannot believe Caillou is still on the air - EpicJake

At least they stop making new episodes - Discord1

He was on air but I threw a stone at him now he isn't on air anymore - TwilightKitsune

The show was cancelled and it was taken off pbs kids in 2013
But sprout (now called universal kids) keeps airing it for no reason
At least it’s not airing nonstop like teen titans go on Cartoon Network but it always comes back and all I can say is WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!

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The Newcomers

? Bad songs
? Bad soundtrack

Yep. The music is very boring. They repeat it too many times - MangoFruitJuice

The Contenders

11 Rosie is a whining moron

Oh, come on! Give the little girl a break! Besides, she's only 1 to 2 years old. Little siblings tend to imitate the behavior of their older siblings... and unfortunately, Rosie's older sibling is the WHINIEST MORON on Earth! I kind of feel bad for Rosie having to deal with an awful brother for the rest of her life - MangoFruitJuice

Give the little girl a break! For starters she is only like 1 and a half are 2. Also, little sibling always copy the behavior of their older siblings and unfortunately for Rosie, her older sibling is the whiniest moron on Earth so naturally she will try to be the whiniest moron on Earth. Another thing, people always complain about how Caullious parents are too nice and never punish him. I bet they never punish Rosie either so how is she supposed to know that whining makes her a moron especially since Caulliou does it all the?!

Just like Caillou, Rosie is a whiny beast also. - EpicJake

Rosie is at least better than Caillou, but she is still pretty bad. - anonygirl

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12 He won't shut up

Caillou needs to shut up because he talks to muck just like donkey he never stops taking because donkey also needs to shut up.

I agree. Caillou talks too much. Maybe Peter Griffin should tell him to shut up and then fart on his butt-ugly face - MangoFruitJuice

Maybe Peter Griffin should tell him to shut up like he does to Meg. - Murvine_Taylor

Caillou talks too much for no reason

He is a chatterbox who doesn't know how to tape his own mouth

Maybe Peter Griffin from Fanily Guy should tell him to shut up, then fart on him

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13 Terrible animation

They don't even color in the frames

Please don't hate me but I kinda like the animation. This show still sucks though

They are so lazy they don't even color in the whole picture! WHY?!

They do NOT color in the frames. EVER! - MangoFruitJuice

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14 It is annoying

You don't say? - mayamanga

15 He is such a tattle tale

He told on Jeffrey in one of the episodes. - EpicJake

Hey,Jeffrey is my name,but I spell with the word g,Geoffrey

16 Things have to go caillou's way


17 The characters are dumb

Caillou is a selfish whiny brat. Leo is our secondary brat. And Boris and Doris are some of the worst parents I've ever seen!

18 It is not educational

Again, not everything needs a moral. Sometimes people just want entertainment, no matter how young. Note: I've never watched Caillou, so I'm not pro, but I'm not con to the show either. - LordDovahkiin

It was designed for toddlers, so it should be educational. - anonygirl

19 He sings annoying songs

The only song in this show is his theme song I think. Leave me a comment if you want me to sing it!

Probably more annoying than Peppa Pig!

The song sucks, he is a retard

Sing the theme in a funny way please

20 Bad animation

Number nine was "Terrible Animation" and this one is "Bad Animation"! They are basically the same thing except that "Terrible Animation" probably suits Caulliou better! They don't even color in the whole frame!

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Temper tantrums
2. He whines too much
3. It is a bad example for kids
1. Terrible animation
2. They do not color in the frames all the way sometimes
3. Theme song
1. He whines too much
2. He is bald
3. His parents

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