Worst Things About Caillou


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21 He has an annoying voice

UGH his voice is annoying. This kid needs a punch in the face. - EpicJake

Yeah! His voice sucks!

No you a punch more like a BOOT

His voice irritates me. - anonygirl

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22 It is a Ripoff of Calvin and Hobbes
23 The Caillou Joins The Circus Episode

This episode was just so stupid and pathetic to even see! His tantrums are so useless and weak. This devil-child needs to know that NOT everything is gonna go his way

Oh god that episode was bull why couldn't his dad just kill Caillou I mean only a retard throws tantrums like he does

Caillou says that duckies are for babies Caillou was supposed to be grounded

This episode is why hate that little brat. HE THROWS A STINKIN' TANTRUM AND HE DOESN'T GET GROUNDED FOR IT! Here's what I think about Caillou and his tantrum in this episode:

1. He gets torn to shreds by Velociraptors.

2. Devoured by Indominus Rex.

3. Strangled by a Titanoboa.

4. Pecked to death by angry Pteranodons.

5. Tortured and killed by Bill Cipher.

6. Torn apart by a Thanator.

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24 Dumb parents

His parents are dumb in many ways. First, when Rosie comes home from the hospital, Caillou pinches her and doesn't get disciplined for it by his father. His parents also let him go around the block by himself, and when he gets the chicken pox, Rosie gets it too because their parents don't tell Rosie to stay away from Caillou.

25 Caillou is Sexist
26 We used to like him

I can't believe I liked this show when I was young. - EpicJake

I cannot believe this used to be my favorite show of all time. - Discord1

My brother is completely obsessed with this show because of his mental disability and I can't handle it. - scampetrnd

Ohh my god! I CANNOT believe I used to like this show when I was a little girl! - MangoFruitJuice

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27 Terrible writing
28 His name

According to a grounded video on GoAnimate where Caillou got grounded because of his stupid name, when Caillou was first born, his first word was Caillou, so that's why he has that stupid name.

His name actually means "pebble" in French, but nevertheless, it's still a very stupid name!

Caillou has to be the most stupidest name I've ever heard. It sounds like it's made up and it shouldn't exist.

Well the name pebble doesn't help because he's still whiny

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29 Bad parenting

There was this one episode where the Mom fell asleep on a bench in the house porch and Caillou went on the block on his own. His Mom didn't even know he was gone and did not discipline him for it!

What the hell is it with Caillou's parents nowadays?!

Caillou's parents are dumb

They didn't even know that Caillou went around the block unsupervised,

They're wearing the same damn clothes every damn day!

The Big Brother Caillou episode was the absolute worst!

Instead of being disciplined, they act like they don't even care about their child's behavior-issues

Caillou's parents are stupid. They don't discipline Caillou so often! WHAT?!

30 He has meltdowns

OH GLOB! HE WHINES NON-STOP! And if something just goes wrong for him, he throws one of his NON-STOP TANTRUMS! Like in one episode, he couldn't go to the circus, and he threw the world's BIGGEST tantrum! His parents wouldn't even punish or ground him, for doing this, or doing that! I can't believe this show is still on the air!

Watch the Go Animate version of it. It's pretty funny (except for how SpongeBob got jailed just for being a crybaby. Yeah he cries a lot but still). - Murvine_Taylor

He should be straight up smacked for this behavior.

Caillou must have pretty messed up behavioral problems - scampetrnd

31 The Big Brother Caillou Episode

And look a this dad's reaction instead of spanking him with a belt with a metal and spikes he just speaks calmly like if it was nothing and I mean nothing

Pinching Rosie was just wrong and too disturbing to watch but it's good thing they banned this episode along with 5 other episodes

It was banned but I saw it as a toddler - mayamanga

He pinched his baby sister! HIS BABY SISTER! WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE TERP THINKING! JUST BECAUSE HE'S TWO YEARS OLD DID HE REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT!?!?!?! If I was there I'd turn into a venomous rattlesnake and bite his face until he dies!

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32 Caillou is ugly
33 He is lame
34 He gets too giggly and happy

The way he gets all giggly and happy in a girly way makes me sick. Whenever something goes his way he always has to express by clapping his hands together or giggling like a little girl makes him look stupid. Jeez what I wouldn't give to have a polar bear smack his face and thrash him around like a chew toy until he gets eaten.

He deserves to have his hands and feet chopped off and be strapped into the electric chair and get 2000 volts for 5 minutes while being strangled with barbed wire.

If he wins, he would smile and say "YAY". He gets so happy it makes you want to punch him in the face. - EpicJake

That part of him makes me wanna punch him in the face while wearing boxing-gloves - Stazemar000

35 In one episode, he wandered out of his house unsupervised.

I would say that it's Caillou's parents fault. They refused to take him for a walk so his small child brain decided to walk around the block himself. While I do agree that Caillou's idea could have easily got him kidnapped, what I hate more is that his parents didn't even go searching for him when he left.

Why do you guys hate him? Its his parents fault that he's a little whiny having parents give you whatever you want will cause you to be selfish spoiled and whiny when you are older that's why its good to have strict parents but his aren't they let him do what he wants

Hey that wasn't his fault he tried to wake doris up but she didn't budge so that innocent boy just decided to walk on his own. His mom was irresponsible and she didn't even worry when she found out.All she did was that she told him to let her know the next time he wants to have a little walk doesn't she realized he could have been kidnapped,lost! Besides he did let her know only she was sleeping

Good thing that episode was BANNED!

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36 Terrible narrator

I once thought his grandmother was the narrator

37 Tiny eyes

Every person in this entire episode has tiny eyes. Sometimes they are actually just 2 dots. Honestly, it looks really wired. Nobody has eyes that are 2 tiny dots!

That needs to be fixed

I Know.

38 He never turns five

He should turn 5 in one of the episodes. - EpicJake

He should get a whip for his birthday so his parents can whoop him to heck and gone.

Kinda like how Ash never turned 11?

He turned five in Caillou's birthday.

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39 Rosie

Rosie isn't too bad. At least not as bad as Caillou. - Minecraftcrazy530

It's only really Caillou as a character I hate, everyone else in the show is OK to me. Rosie's only a toddler, and she's frequently bullied by Caillou, so I get why she behaves the same as him.

Rosie is innocent though - DatBoiSquirtle

40 He has a cancer

That could actually offend someone with cancer and/or someone with a loved one that has cancer. You have no idea what cancer patients have to go through and we shouldn't hate someone if they have it. - Murvine_Taylor

It's "He has cancer"! Not "He has a cancer"!

Well, I meant that it doesn't make a person bad if they have cancer. Plus, he doesn't have it - mayamanga

I know that cancer is bad, but I hope Teen Titans Go! gets it next - Stazemar000

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1. Temper tantrums
2. He whines too much
3. It is a bad example for kids
1. Terrible animation
2. They do not color in the frames all the way sometimes
3. Theme song
1. He whines too much
2. He is bald
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