Worst Things About Caillou

The Top Ten
1 He whines too much

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Caillou's tantrums are so useless! It makes me wanna push him into "The Dip" from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

I despise Caillou, he needs to go! I'm glad that his show got cancelled in 2010. Thank god!

There are a few more reasons why Caillou is the WORST character of all time!

1. He throws tantrums, just so he can get away with everything and NOT get disciplined for something he did wrong

2. He is a bully towards his little sister, Rosie. Like, he pinched her in The Big Brother Caillou episode, which got banned and made me relieved. He also told her that she is NOT allowed to go into his "Hiding Place" that his Grandpa made for him. Which made her cry

3. He only cares about himself and what he wants to do

4. He gets mad for literally no reason at all

5. He's bald... like seriously! People keep saying he might have cancer, but one person said "Caillou is bald, because he sucks! He doesn't deserve food or love. Like, Caillou needs to die! ...more

Caillou is not even trying to act like a human, he always seems to give up and constantly wines all the time! To add things up, Caillou is also a mean big brother, when he first met Rosie when she was an infant, he decided to pinch his poor little sister! It's a surprise that Boris and Doris never gives him punishments which is bull crap! Caillou should forgive his sins for his sick behaviour! Oh, and did you know that Caillou means shut up in French!

I hate Caillou! He is nothing, but a big-time crybaby! His temper tantrums are so useless. I mean, he whines over the littlest things.

There was this episode when Caillou was getting dressed for the circus and his dad tells him that the circus is not today, but tomorrow. Then, Caillou starts to whine. I honestly think Caillou is a whiny little maggot.

2 Theme song

Ugh! Do not get me started with the theme song. He basically repeats his name a bunch of times and it gives me a headache. His voice makes my ears bleed and that makes me angry

Ugh! The theme song is so annoying! Basically, it's just him repeating the same stuff over and over again until everything explodes!

I'm just a kid who's four, each day I grow some more!
I like exploring, I'm Caillou.
So many things to do, each day is something new.
I'll share them with you. I'm Caillou.
My world is turning, changing each day!
With Mommy and daddy and finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough. except when I've have had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff.
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!
(and me! )
(and me! )
(and me! )

Yeah right so annoying that heart our ears punch the T.V. he is dead forever hope he never comes back again to life!

3 It is a bad example for kids

I thought this show would be educational for younger kids, but I was wrong.

All this crap ever shows is a 4-year old bald kid named Caillou. Who throws tantrums whenever things do NOT go his way.

He NEVER gets disciplined by his parents for bad things that he has done. Such as pinching Rosie in the Big Brother Caillou episode. I'm glad that episode got banned

Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. His tantrums are so useless. And why the hell is he bald? Every 4-year old kid I have known has had hair. Even I had hair at that age

Caillou is nothing, but a Devil-Child in my perspective. There were 2 episodes where he lied. He lied to his Grandma about liking olives. And he lied when he made Rosie cry

The animation is just plain terrible. They do NOT color the frames in all the way. It just stays white

I don't know why kids love Caillou so much anyway

Thank god this show got cancelled in 2010. Thank God

This show is nothing, but a piece of garbage!

Caillou is a bully towards his little sister, Rosie. He pinched her when she was a newborn baby, he kicked her out of his room, he refused to let Rosie go inside his new hiding place that his Grandpa made for him, etc.

Caillou is a bad example for kids, because he throws useless tantrums just to get his way. His mother doesn't give a crap about the bad things that he does. His father does the same thing

I think Rosie is kind of cute in my opinion and I understand that she cries a lot more than Caillou does, because she's just a little girl who is either 1 or 2 years of age.

His grandparents don't give a crap if he's bad or not. What's wrong about showing some discipline?

There were a few banned episodes and here are the reasons why:

1. Rosie Bothers Caillou

Reason: It involves him pushing Rosie out of his room

2. Caillou's Crossword

Reason: He & Leo say the word ...more

Not everything has to have a moral.

4 His parents

His parents are all okay about everything that happens, even if Caillou did something bad or if Rosie was crying about losing her baby toys.

His parents never bother to punish/ground that 4-year old brat.

They never give Caillou any punishment and act like he is an angel, seriously, when he grows up he could kill a person, I mean, my mom would smack me the heck if I did somehing wrong.

His parents are all Suzy Sunshine about everything. Oh and why is the Dad wearing a long sleeve shirt in SUMMER!

5 Things have to go his way

I just do NOT understand why things have to go Caillou's way! He threw a tantrum in the Circus episode, because the circus was NOT that day.

I regret it now whenever I complain. I feel like an idiot

This Devil Child needs to know that things may not go his way all the time

Either it's Caillou's way or the highway. and I hate it! His parents ask him to wait and what happens? "I WANT MY TOY NOW! " Devil child gone wrong he is.

Seriously? Why does everything have to go Caillou's way?

Does he only throw tantrums to get away with something? That's what it sounds like to me

Well, isn't Caillou a good role model for his fellow toddlers.

6 They do not color in the frames all the way sometimes

Me (as one of the animators) coloring in the frame. There! Was that so hard?!

It's as if the animators were thinking "Let's make this trash worse by giving it lazy animation."

I think they do this because the show takes place in a book a grandmother is reading to her children

7 Temper tantrums

Easily the worst characteristic of the character, Caillou's temper tantrums and tendency to cry and whine when thins don't go his way make me want to stomp his face in.

Granted, he does get significantly less whiny as the show went on, but I still think this is an awful part of his personality. Do parents really want the character their children relate to on the show being a spoilt crybaby who throws temper tantrums at the drop of a hat? I don't think so.

One time when Rosie gets back from hospital, Caillou pinches her and bullies her and the parents just stand like dummies and don't punish him. I mean, what sort of parents are they? If Rosie was hurt and Caillou was hurting her more, why won't they stop him? Rosie would be better off in foster care than those parents.

His tantrums make me want to feed him to Shere Khan the tiger from the 2016 Jungle Book movie. He'd tear him to shreds in seconds and leave the rest of his guts to the vultures.

Hey fanfiction Caillou sent to detention centre, he grows up and is angelic...ok no just normal and no more temper tantrums.

8 He's still on the air

They got rid of reruns of Mr. Rogers' and Theodore Tugboat, but not this piece of crap. That's a pretty dumb move PBS!

Why do you hate Mister Roger's Neighborhood (even though I didn't watch it that much)?

The show was cancelled and it was taken off pbs kids in 2013
But sprout (now called universal kids) keeps airing it for no reason
At least it's not airing nonstop like teen titans go on Cartoon Network but it always comes back and all I can say is WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

Actually, it was cancelled.

9 It is annoying

Not a good enough excuse

10 He won't shut up

Caillou needs to shut up because he talks to muck just like donkey he never stops taking because donkey also needs to shut up.

Maybe Peter Griffin should tell him to shut up like he does to Meg.

Caillou talks too much for no reason

He is a chatterbox who doesn't know how to tape his own mouth

Maybe Peter Griffin from Fanily Guy should tell him to shut up, then fart on him

The Contenders
11 Terrible animation

In my opinion, the animation was the only thing I like about the show.

They are so lazy they don't even color in the whole picture! WHY?!

I always wondered why there were clouds around the borders.

Please don't hate me but I kinda like the animation. This show still sucks though

12 The characters are dumb

Caillou is a selfish whiny brat. Leo is our secondary brat. And Boris and Doris are some of the worst parents I've ever seen!

13 He is bald

I hate caillou. He is stupid. But do you know what? It is not nice to be mean to people with cancer. All of the kids you guys miss, Tailajoy18, Jessie Reese, Delaney clements.
You are all being mean to them. Think about it! God wouldn't want you to do that. Sorry for the religious content. But no matter what you are. Christian, Jewish, Muslim, you have to be respectful of the dead! But seriously, delete caillous channel.

The reason why him being bald doesn't bother pre-schoolers is because it's never a topic brought up in the show, so they probably have never noticed that he's bald.

It is not normal that caillou never had a hair. he borned as a bald and he is 4 years and he still did not got any hair! Like what... "also sorry for my bad grammar I am from Russia.

They said he is bald because he "represents all children". I had hair when I was four, and everyone I knew did too.

14 He is such a tattle tale

He told on Jeffrey in one of the episodes.

15 It is not educational

Anonygirl so toddlers can't watch entertainment like older kids or they will be stupid. No kid went dumb watching Teletubbies. Television is for entertainment but there isn't anything wrong with education but they can get that in books and schools.

Toddlers can't watch things just for entertainment like older kids, they can only watch things for education. Toddlers cannot have a laugh they will only become stupid.
Aka having a laugh watching Teletubbies, Boohbahs, and Peppa Pig.

Again, not everything needs a moral. Sometimes people just want entertainment, no matter how young. Note: I've never watched Caillou, so I'm not pro, but I'm not con to the show either.

It was designed for toddlers, so it should be educational.

16 Leo

There was this one episode when Caillou went to daycare for the 1st time. He noticed a pile of toy blocks. He picked one up and decided to build something. That was until, Leo gets mad and snatches it from Caillou.

Then, while Caillou and another girl named Clementine were using scissors to cut paper into shapes. Leo wants to be friends with him. That's queer!

Okay, if when I was four years old and some boy bullied me, I wouldn't want to become friends with him. Caillou can be so corny sometimes.

Leo is so horny. He BULLIED Caillou when they 1st met. And they became friends. That's weird.

Leo is a jackass. He bullied Caillou when they first met, then they became friends. Pretty weird

17 He sings annoying songs

The only song in this show is his theme song I think. Leave me a comment if you want me to sing it!

Probably more annoying than Peppa Pig!

18 Bad animation

Number nine was "Terrible Animation" and this one is "Bad Animation"! They are basically the same thing except that "Terrible Animation" probably suits Caulliou better! They don't even color in the whole frame!

19 It is a Ripoff of Calvin and Hobbes
20 Dumb parents

His parents are dumb in many ways. First, when Rosie comes home from the hospital, Caillou pinches her and doesn't get disciplined for it by his father. His parents also let him go around the block by himself, and when he gets the chicken pox, Rosie gets it too because their parents don't tell Rosie to stay away from Caillou.

21 Rosie is a whining moron

Give the little girl a break! For starters she is only like 1 and a half are 2. Also, little sibling always copy the behavior of their older siblings and unfortunately for Rosie, her older sibling is the whiniest moron on Earth so naturally she will try to be the whiniest moron on Earth. Another thing, people always complain about how Caullious parents are too nice and never punish him. I bet they never punish Rosie either so how is she supposed to know that whining makes her a moron especially since Caulliou does it all the?!

Come on you guys, Rosie is only 0-2 years old and that's understandable.

It's just that, Rosie does not understand a lot like adults do, because she's just a toddler. Kids like her do not understand that much, because their brains function differently than kids that are 4 years old or older

I agree with MayaManga on this one though, I actually feel bad that Rosie has to be stuck with an awful sibling who is the whiniest bastard on Earth

Oh, come on! Give the little girl a break! Besides, she's only 1 to 2 years old. Little siblings tend to imitate the behavior of their older siblings... and unfortunately, Rosie's older sibling is the WHINIEST MORON on Earth! I kind of feel bad for Rosie having to deal with an awful brother for the rest of her life

Come on you guys! I know Rosie is a littlw whiny at times, but she's only 1 or 2 years old. Lots of kids her age act that way. I actually feel bad for Rosie, because she's stuck with a terrible brother

22 The Caillou Joins The Circus Episode

This episode was just so stupid and pathetic to even see! His tantrums are so useless and weak. This devil-child needs to know that NOT everything is gonna go his way

He needs to be spanked with a belt!

A belt with spikes

Caillou says that duckies are for babies Caillou was supposed to be grounded

23 Terrible writing
24 Caillou is Sexist

I don't remember him being that can someone tell me proof of him being sexist please

25 We used to like him

Same here. I loved the show when I was younger, but last year I was looking for something to watch, and Caillou came up. I watched the whole episode and thought ''How on earth did I like this show? ''

My brother is completely obsessed with this show because of his mental disability and I can't handle it.

I can't believe I liked this show when I was young.

Oh dear god! I cannot believe I used to like this show when was little

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