Top Ten Worst Things About Captain PlanetMade by the creator of "Top Ten Ways the Big Hero 6 Movie is better than the Big Hero 6 comic"
The Top Ten
Cut out the hairdo.
"Earth! …Fire! …Wind! …Water! …Heart! …Go Planet!
With your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET! "
…wow, just wow.
Red underpants, red baby bib (haha, yeah I know its like a cloak or something…), dumb green mullet, nauseating blue skin…
…okay, his HORRENDOUS outfit gave me a huge, loud and painful HICCUP. (Ya I used it, I'm an HTTYD, ROTG and BH6 fangirl)
Frank Zhang's weakness is a piece of wood. Fine by me.
Captain EnviroSucker's weakness is pollution. Honestly? I'm not saying I love pollution (trust me, u guys get rid of the gas fumes) BUT it just makes him sorta weak because US HUMANS CAN LIVE WITH IT!
There's this dude in our elementary school (the creator of this is sixth grade) and whenever we throw trash anywhere, he and his friends pull out fake rings and scream "Captain Planet! Save us! "
My reaction: "NATURE LOVING MORONS! THE HIPPIES HAVE TAKEN THE SCHOOL! "
That's a lame comment, whoever you are.
I understand why you did this, sis.
Honestly, what kind of guy has a power called heart?
Thank god I didn't watch this crap in the 90s.
A better American cartoon is being rebooted Animaniacs.
Now everyone say "Narf"
I hope the T.V. show gets banned.
Um, I mean uh…(turns to envirohippies) I hope this T.V. show is aired on T.V. everyday! (Nervous, awkward chuckle)
(Whispers) I hope yall hippies and your lame superhero idol die.
Gaia, do me a favor and send your Lastrygonians and Earthborn children to kill him. (PJO reference)
"Looks like you guys are all tied up! "
Wow. So funny. (Sarcasm alert! DEFCON 2! )
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