Top Ten Worst Things About Cats

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The Top Ten

1 Violence Violence

Self defense.

They are a bit violent... - Lucretia

Violent, manipulating pyschopaths!

2 Purring Purring

Purring means that they're happy! - EpicJake

Purring cats are so cute though - WonkeyDude98

Okay, fine. I just remembered my old Cat. I admit. I'm overexaggerating. Purring IS adorable... - Blight

Cute, cats are not - Lucretia

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3 They Don't Even Like You

Cats are the worst creatures on Earth. They don't care about their owners, they smell like pee, they're ugly as sin, and they scratch innocent people.

My cat likes to sit in my lap. - EpicJake

Really? Don't be hating on cats.

Hate me, that's for sure, yet dogs I am better with - Lucretia

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4 They Aren't Domesticated They Aren't Domesticated
5 A Dog Will Protect You; a Cat Won't

Well a dog could chase me!

so true

Yeah... - Lucretia

6 They Run Away More

But, they always return (unless something unfortunately happens to them). - clusium

7 They are Lazy

This is totally untrue. Many cats love running, jumping, climbing, and some enjoy activities more commonly associated with dogs like playing fetch, going for walks, navegating agility courses, and even swimming! Sure, some breeds are more laid-back than others (cough, cough, Persian), but this is also true with dogs and rabbits! The great thing about this variety between breeds is that people can pick a furry friend based on their personal (or in this case "purrsonal") lifestyle. If you are an athletic, outgoing human, or just doubt that cats can be anything but furniture with fur, please check out my list, Most Energetic Cat Breeds. - Kittylicious

This is a stereotypes. My cat zooms around the house like a rocket. - RaccoonCartoon

But this makes them easier to look after - Enderninja327

What's the point of having a lazy pet that doesn't pay attention to you? It's like not having a pet. - Blight

8 They Aren't Playful

Dude, my cat constantly wants to play. She goes bonkers twice a day, running around, crashing into things to expend energy. Eventually she will settle down and take a nap, but she would be just fine being awoken to play string. - Merilille

Yeah, I gotta disagree. Cat's have been known to love playing as it helps them with their hunting skills - RoleplayerR

That is so not true cats are awesome

THIS IS THE WORST LIST IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! 1. HUMANS ARE VIOLENT TOO 2. PURRING CAN HEAL BONES! 3. CATS LOVE YOU unless you hate the cat 4. NOT DOMESTICATED?!? SO WHAT!? DOGS ARE NOT DOMESTICATED EITHER 5. A CAT WILL PROTECT A HUMAN DUMMY! 6. THEY RUN AWAY? Well they do have a point... 7. THEY ARE LAZY BECAUSE THEY NEED ENERGY! 8. SHUT UP EVERY CAT IS DIFFERENT! 9. THEY BRING YOU DEAD ANIMALS FOR GIFTS! You gotta be kidding me whoever made this list I'll try to find a way to report you... 10. CATS ARE SO PLAYFUL! IF YOU WIGGLE A STRING, THE CAT WILL CHASE IT! I never got this mad before...
-Sophia cat expert

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9 They Come in the Same Shapes, Personalities, and Sizes; Dogs' Breeds Vary
10 They Bring You Dead Critters

Which just goes to disprove "They don't even like you." The reason they bring you dead critters is their way of showing you how much they care about you. - clusium

The Contenders

11 They Spread Hair Everywhere

Dogs shed as well. And before you tell me "All cat breeds shed", there are cat breeds that don't shed.

12 They are afraid of common things They are afraid of common things

My cat is scared of sombreros. I was wearing my sombrero one day, and my cat was looking at me, horrified. When I went to comfort him, he ran down the stairs. I then figured out it was the sombrero. - RaccoonCartoon

NOT ALL CATS are, but a lot if em are

13 They have a morbid amusement
14 They Hate Human Beings

No animals hate humans unless a human disturbs them - FireWasp2004

15 They Aren't Loyal
16 They Break Things
17 They Don't Protect You
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