Top Ten Worst Things About Cats

The Top Ten
1 Violence

One of my cats go up to a new creature and nuzzle and lick them. The other runs away. None of them are violent.
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

Violent, manipulating pyschopaths!

Okay, this item is true. Cats do fight a lot and it’s really annoying when they won’t leave each other alone.

Self defense.

2 They Don't Even Like You

Cats are the worst creatures on Earth. They don't care about their owners, they smell like pee, they're ugly as sin, and they scratch innocent people.

I have felling that this person who made this list is a dog-person, cause my cat loves me! When I am crying, my cat sits on my lap.My cat always is happy when I come home from school

Really, because cats can still share bonds with their owners.

My cats love me. And prefer me over my sister Gretchen anyday and that's why I like cats

3 They Won't Protect You

A dog DOES NOT! my cat does look after me and love me! He Kills Mice and brings them to me and meows twice then burys it in my garden! My dog on the other hand... He bites me and once got his tooth stuck in my hand and I had to go hospital.
When they play together (my cat,Loki, and my dog,Wiggles,) They are adorbs!
I am on #TEAMCATS! Sorry dog lovers.

Excuse me? Dogs kill more people then cats.

Well a dog could chase me!


4 Purring

That means they're happy. Or scared. Or they like you! The negative one is scared, but we're all afraid sometimes!
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

Okay, fine. I just remembered my old Cat. I admit. I'm overexaggerating. Purring IS adorable...

Purring means that they're happy!

Um, I like it when cats purr. It's cute.

5 They Aren't Playful

No. Way. My cat plays alone, and with me. She even goes in cabinets to search for her ball. Ball x Cat lol. Other one distracts me the whole class with his ping pong ball. And steals things from me to play with.
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

Dis is the dumbest list I've ever heard of. I can say some real facts that are based on my super cuddly, luvy-duvy kitty. 1. He sometimes scratches me when were playing. 2. He can smell (lol) 3. He is literally nocturnal. But, I can go on and on and on about GOOD things about my kitty! I'm not hating cats, I love them so much because they're so cute and they're funny and they're playful! Even the strays that I feed in manila, philippines are nice!

Dude, my cat constantly wants to play. She goes bonkers twice a day, running around, crashing into things to expend energy. Eventually she will settle down and take a nap, but she would be just fine being awoken to play string.

I have 2 cats and the play and chase each other around the house till 4 in the morning. and my cats play with my hair to much, but I still love them #soplayful these ansers for the cats are dumb

6 They are Lazy

My cats don't even sleep. We're lazier than them. One of them stays outside for five hours and mom has to drag him in.
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

This is totally untrue. Many cats love running, jumping, climbing, and some enjoy activities more commonly associated with dogs like playing fetch, going for walks, navegating agility courses, and even swimming! Sure, some breeds are more laid-back than others (cough, cough, Persian), but this is also true with dogs and rabbits! The great thing about this variety between breeds is that people can pick a furry friend based on their personal (or in this case "purrsonal") lifestyle. If you are an athletic, outgoing human, or just doubt that cats can be anything but furniture with fur, please check out my list, Most Energetic Cat Breeds.

Not all cats are. My one cat runs around a lot and the other likes to play with toys.

Sorry but I agree because cats they mostly just sit around all day and that's it

7 They Aren't Domesticated
8 They Run Away More

But, they always return (unless something unfortunately happens to them).

9 They Bring You Dead Critters

Well, four times. Two times they're left outside. But they only bring it because they don't want you to go hungry!
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

Which just goes to disprove "They don't even like you." The reason they bring you dead critters is their way of showing you how much they care about you.

Gross! I do not want a cat in my house, ever! Bringing dead critters makes me feel sad for the dead animals. POOR ANIMALS!

Not true, at least for me. I have owned a cat for 5 years and not once have they brought a dead critter.

10 They Come in the Same Shapes, Personalities, and Sizes; Dogs' Breeds Vary

Lies. My three cats act different, and look different. I don’t want to go into great detail because it would take forever, but they are all each super unique and cute. Now, go shove off, stupid biased dog people that based all of their research off cliches and stereotypes.

Hey how about hairless cats? Munchkins? Pointy faces? Tabbies? Calicos? Pushed in faces? Mean cats? Friendly cats? I could go on and on!

This is a horrible list. Every reason is terrible.

The Contenders
11 They are Very Fat

Not very... when I got my second cat he was thin
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

I love fat cats. they are so cute!

What a stupid item. Most cats I know are a little chubby, but they’re not fat.

Umm, that isn’t very bad. Also, some cats are starving.

12 They Aren't Loyal

Most dogs would put their life on the line for you unlike stupid cats that would run away. You can search on YouTube to see dogs fight for their owners always.

They don't care about you at all! This is way dogs are better.

They don't even love you


13 They are Afraid of Common Things

Imagine the things that humans are afraid of that cats don't care about.

Well humans are scared of spiders which are everywhere.

Not all of them. One of my cats couldn’t care less about most of the things that scare some other cats.

NOT ALL CATS are, but a lot if em are

14 They are stupid

Not stupid. Can open locks, do tricks, open doors, bury food, and understand facial expressions and if or if not someone will do something to them.
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

Cats are stupid than dogs!

15 They Spread Hair Everywhere

Dogs shed as well. And before you tell me "All cat breeds shed", there are cat breeds that don't shed.

Other animals do too. That’s not really a reason to hate them though, maybe unless you’re allergic, as it’s a natural thing.

16 They Break Things

My cat broke the T.V. and my flower pot I made in school, I was so angry at him, he jumped on it and broke it, he also broke my moms candle holder by jumping on a plant and knocking it over

And other animals don’t?

17 They Poop Too Much

They can't stop pooping

18 They Don't Accept You When You Feed Them

It takes time for cats to accept you and trust you.

They do? They do tricks, like dogs!

19 They Have a Morbid Amusement

Before I moved in to my current house as a baby, the previous homeowners had a cat. According to my mom, it stole the owner's USED UNDERWEAR and stuffed it in the tiles of our basement ceiling. We found a lovely surprise after moving in.

20 They Hate Human Beings

Well of course they would if they had an owner like you.

Edit: I’m sorry, that was rude.

21 They Love Being in Dangerous High Things

The are every were is high

Yeah, I guess...
-Dreamcloud of StarClan

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