10 Worst Things About Church

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The Top Ten

1 Takes a long time

I would perfer all of these but this is the worst of all bad stuff about church

With how ever long it takes, your Sunday is better spent watching NASCAR. - ThatOneRacer

When I went to church it was LONG. Now I only go at Christmas - booklover1

(walks into church for the first time)
Guy: maybe this will be short
4 hours later
Guy: ugh - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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2 Really boring

I love church! My sunday school teacher, Brother Robin, past away today. Please keep his family in your prayers. RIP Brother Robin. - Alpha101

So boring that I wanna see paint dry. I went to church like 1 or 2 times. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

An hour seems like 5 - Nateawesomeness

I don't like church,but rip brother robin:( - Nateawesomeness

3 People automatically think that you're a demon child

I play very violent video games,
listen to Heavy Metal and Rap,
and I'm STILL a christian.

I'm no pretty boy, I don't fit in with the church's "cool" crowd and I don't dress up on Sundays. Many avoid me and marginalize me like I might be a child of the devil. I wish these people who talk about unconditional love would actually practice what they preach.

I listen to heavy metal and dubstep,I play violent video games,I hate the color white,and yet I'm still Christian - Nateawesomeness

4 Some churches don't allow you to leave until the end of the service

Even if you need to pee. God wants you to pee. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

I wait for 10 minutes,if it doesn't get boring by that 10 minutes,I stay,if it does get boring by that 10 minutes,I sneak out - Nateawesomeness

5 Some church members make you do stuff you don't want to do

I don't wanna sing. I don't know the words. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

True

6 Pastor prays too long

Everyone prays too long. What if you are starving but have to say grace so an hour later you die of starvation. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

7 Gets too hot sometimes
8 Going to the wrong one

Yeah, it is very wrong to me. I am Muslim. When I am going to pray, I will go to mosque. If I go to church, I am not a Muslim. So if I want to pray, I won't go to church, because I am going to the wrong one... - 09ShamsulBahriel

Going to the Mosque means you want to worship the devil, nice try pedophile worshiper.

Is the person who responded to the comment below me aware of how stupid they sound right now.

9 Sitting by people that are annoying
10 Old people

Very old - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 The worship music is horrible

If you are Catholic then have fun singing the same medieval songs over and over again

I hate singing worship singing worship songs because they're bland and have no beat

And repetitive as hell,I prefer dubstep - Nateawesomeness

Play a Nirvana song or Linkin Park, guns n roses, I love those. The only thing Christan music ever says is how they found God it's in every song. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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12 You have to do this and you have to do that
13 Bathrooms are small and untidy
14 Grandmas rub your hair

I hate it when they do that - Nateawesomeness

15 You dress up

I just dress how I want - Nateawesomeness

Can I just go in my Nirvana jacket PLEASE - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

16 Sometimes, you feel like going home right now
17 You have to sit until the service ends
18 Kids who are annoying
19 Music can be bland sometimes
20 Weird bathroom smells
21 Some bathroom toilets are too small for big kids to sit on
22 You have to wake up early like it’s the week
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