Top 10 Worst Things About Going to Church

The Top Ten
1 Takes a long time

With how ever long it takes, your Sunday is better spent watching NASCAR.

When I went to church it was LONG. Now I only go at Christmas

I would perfer all of these but this is the worst of all bad stuff about church

It takes like a hole HOUR and 15 minutes

2 Really boring

I love church! My sunday school teacher, Brother Robin, past away today. Please keep his family in your prayers. RIP Brother Robin.

So boring that I wanna see paint dry. I went to church like 1 or 2 times.

An hour seems like 5

I don't like church,but rip brother robin:(

3 People automatically think you're a demon child

I'm no pretty boy, I don't fit in with the church's "cool" crowd and I don't dress up on Sundays. Many avoid me and marginalize me like I might be a child of the devil. I wish these people who talk about unconditional love would actually practice what they preach.

I play very violent video games,
listen to Heavy Metal and Rap,
and I'm STILL a christian.

What do you...

AH!

you mean the ones who aren't listening. Well... there an exeption.Jesus LOVES the youth

YES I AM! I AM THE INKY DEVIL DARLIN AND-

The real demon bendy:, ALL THIS TIME AMD YOU COPIED ME!

Me: all those years...how’s about some cake?

4 You can't leave until the end of the service

Even if you need to pee. God wants you to pee.

I wait for 10 minutes,if it doesn't get boring by that 10 minutes,I stay,if it does get boring by that 10 minutes,I sneak out

5 Members make you do stuff you don't want to do

This is true, it sucks to be forced to do something

True one made me join something I didn't want to

I don't wanna sing. I don't know the words.

What if I don’t want to eat Christ’s “blood and bones”? He was part human, for heaven’s sake! Isn’t cannibalism a sin? :

6 Pastor prays too long

Everyone prays too long. What if you are starving but have to say grace so an hour later you die of starvation.

Reverency is a MUST God Never rests

7 Old people

I don't like them. Though some old people are fine.

8 Gets too hot
9 The music is horrible

Play a Nirvana song or Linkin Park, guns n roses, I love those. The only thing Christan music ever says is how they found God it's in every song.

If you are Catholic then have fun singing the same medieval songs over and over again

I hate singing worship singing worship songs because they're bland and have no beat

I don't like the singing either.

10 Sitting by annoying people
The Contenders
11 You have to do this and you have to do that
12 You cannot talk about Harry Potter

I wonder why, wait I already know why.

13 The music is boring
14 Bathrooms are small and untidy
15 Grandmas rub your hair

I hate it when they do that

16 You have to dress up

I just dress how I want

Can I just go in my Nirvana jacket PLEASE

17 Being with annoying kids
18 The weird bathroom smells
19 Bathroom toilets that are too small for big kids to sit on
20 You have to wake up early
21 The priests like kids too much
22 The strict nuns
23 If you have to kneel, kneeling is hard on your knees.
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