Top 10 Worst Things About Going to Church

The Top Ten
1 Takes a long time

With how ever long it takes, your Sunday is better spent watching NASCAR.

2 Really boring

I love church! My sunday school teacher, Brother Robin, past away today. Please keep his family in your prayers. RIP Brother Robin.

An hour seems like 5

3 People automatically think you're a demon child

I'm no pretty boy, I don't fit in with the church's "cool" crowd and I don't dress up on Sundays. Many avoid me and marginalize me like I might be a child of the devil. I wish these people who talk about unconditional love would actually practice what they preach.

I play very violent video games,
listen to Heavy Metal and Rap,
and I'm STILL a christian.

4 You can't leave until the end of the service
5 Members make you do stuff you don't want to do

What if I don't want to eat Christ's "blood and bones"? He was part human, for heaven's sake! Isn't cannibalism a sin? :

6 Pastor prays too long
7 Old people

I don't like them. Though some old people are fine.

8 Gets too hot
9 The music is horrible

If you are Catholic then have fun singing the same medieval songs over and over again

I hate singing worship singing worship songs because they're bland and have no beat

The music itself is very beautiful,

but dear all churches,
for the love of god PLEASE all churches only let the choir sing! The congregation sings like J. B. And M. C. (JUSTIN B. And Miley C.).
Regards
Satanic creep

10 Sitting by annoying people
The Contenders
11 You have to do this and you have to do that
12 You cannot talk about Harry Potter

I wonder why, wait I already know why.

13 The music is boring
14 Bathrooms are small and untidy
15 Grandmas rub your hair
16 You have to dress up

I just dress how I want

17 Being with annoying kids
18 The weird bathroom smells
19 Bathroom toilets that are too small for big kids to sit on
20 You have to wake up early
21 The priests like kids too much
22 The strict nuns
23 If you have to kneel, kneeling is hard on your knees.
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