Top Ten Worst Things About Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Movie
I hated the new cast because they do not necessarily match the roles and appearance of the characters from the previous three films; they also have rather lousy chemistry and no charisma, unlike the first three films, and this is especially noticeable between the Heffley family and other characters. The acting is lazy and unnatural. You could replace the existing characters with some other random characters and it would not make any difference.
The actors were so bad, Greg and rowley looked like the were still in pre school the mom is the worst actor of the whole movie and is so annoying plus gregs school life never came into the actual story the whole thing was tied around a family going on a road trip. This is the worst diary of a wimpy kid movie of all-time, also the jokes in this movie were so cringy and aren't even funny at all plus why does rodrick look Asian and is he adopted he looks nothing like the old Rodrick
The actors were so bad in the movie and failed to bring what the old actors did in the old movies. Honestly manny was the best actor of the whole movie, and when a kid that young does the best acting of a whole movie then that's just sad. And the pig did a better job acting than Greg,rodrick,rowley,the mom and the dad combined. And why does rodrick look like squidward from spongebob
The new cast sucks very much and can't replace the original cast. Why does Rodrick look like Squidward from Spongebob?
The new cast makes another problem: Bad character development. Everyone in the movie is now boring and lame.
The movie's new jokes are just dumb and crappy. Don't get me started on this.
This reason really is a big problem. The stupid crew just rushed from the 3rd and 4th books to the 9th book. That's like the Harry Potter movie series skipping books 4-8 to make the cursed child movie. what?!
This movie is like the middle school movie. They both mess up the film and make too much changes.
The trailer makes this movie look like Planet of the Apes(2001) and makes the movie weaker.
In the book, Rowley does not go on the trip, but in the movie he does. This just shows how bad Greg's family is and how Rowley had to go from a minor to a main character in the film.
Rowley traveling sucks, but he does not do anything! What was the point of him if he is going to be like Greg's shadow that isn't noticed?!
The pig looks stupid, is stupid as hell, and really is just so sad! The pig is either not making any action in the film or causes so much action it's horrible! Ugh!
He doesn't even look like the book character.
The heck he looks so emo
The plot is boring, has no actual climax, rising action, or falling action, and sucks! This really doesn't do any good for the movie.
The other movies were actually pretty funny. This one was pretty bad, we all know that. Especially that they now look NOTHING like the book. And do you remember that scene where they were in the car, about to start the road trip, and Greg and Rodrick just pull out their PHONES- Which they never even had in the first place? In the other movies(and all the books), Greg never had a phone. Nope, never. His parents only got him some ladybug phone, which could only call either home, or 911(basically not an actual smart phone). So where did the phones come from? There was never a scene where they got those. Also, in Dog Days, Greg was practically already teenager. In the new cast, he looks young again(like 8 or something). And his mom is just more annoying.
Same with the guy below, Greg never had a phone! He only had a ladybug that calls home or 911! Also I get that they had to replace the old cast because y know it's been 5 years since the last one but they could've at least made them look like who they are! Greg looks like a 3rd grader even though he's suppose to be a teenager! And Rodrick looks like his old self+ an emo+squidward tentacles+a lesbian=this! Also the jokes are very unfunny like the "diaper hands joke". This movie sucks no wonder why it only grossed 40 mil whereas the 1st three movies grossed around 70mil!