Top Ten Worst Things About Doritos

Eeew! I hate Doritos. I may be the only one on the planet who does, but for all of you who do, feast your eyes on this list. (And Lays, because everyone knows they are 1,000x better than Doritos)

The Top Ten

1 Doritos have a small amount of flavors

You forgot one flavor and the best flavor of them all! Illuminati Flavor! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I went on Wikipedia and read the article on Doritos. It turns out that they discontinued many flavors, almost 20. So, now we only have Cool Ranch, the originals, and Nacho Cheese, and some other 2 or 3 ones. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Because immature people can't taste the greatness of illuminati flavor, - Nateawesomeness

Doritos are the best.

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2 Doritos stain your fingers orange

It's just embarrassing when you have to lick your fingers in public and spend the rest of the day with orange fingers. other than that, they are awesome.

That's because they use fake dyes to make the chips look good. What's worse is that the orange stays on your fingers and stains almost everything that you touch. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That's one of the biggest problems I've ever faced - Toucan

Because the Doritos thinks that fingers should have flavor too - Nateawesomeness

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3 They have too much corn in them

Why does every one like them? The corn is way too much, and it makes the chips taste bland. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

More chezz of darkness then corn - Nateawesomeness

4 The flavoring tastes bland, bitter, and sour

Don't forget illuminati - Nateawesomeness

Eeeew! Not eating. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 The chips are in the shape of a triangle

Why does that make them bad?

Doritos are Illuminati - SirSkeletorThe3rd

That's good,it's proof it's illuminati - Nateawesomeness


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6 Doritos Jacked 3D is a cash grab

Was there a corn shortage when they made this? It's just a normal chip, except it has holes in it and 1 inch added to the sides. This chip is just like a 3D movie, it adds cheap, useless glasses and brands them as "enhancing", or "better than average" but in reality you know it's just a cash grab. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Doritos use artificial ingredients in their chips

They do that in Lays, too.

Like illuminati - Nateawesomeness

8 'Doritos' is a boring name

I know it means something in a different language, but I don't know what. But seriously, the name is boring. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Optic FaZe Clan sponsored by Doritos Mountain Dew - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Doritos barely fill their bags

You might as well just call it a bag of nitrogen with a few chips in it as a bonus. - Merilille

If I got a snack sized one then it would only be filled 1/4 of the way. What is up with that? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Wrong - Nateawesomeness

10 The chips smell bad

Like dry Cheerios mixed with molded bread. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

They smell like memes so it's very good smell,such a,much grade - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 They make you thirsty
12 They're unhealthy

Doritos aren't unhealthy,Justin Biebers lyrics are - Nateawesomeness

13 They're in every dank meme
14 They're Everywhere
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