Worst Things About Goanimate Boris

This is a list dedicated to my least favorite character, GoAnimate Boris AKA Fake Boris. For those of you familiar with Caillou Gets Grounded, you might be familiar with this character. If you like him, I respect your opinion.

The Top Ten

1 Even though he is a child abuser, we are still supposed to root for him.

2 He has murdered Caillou before and on occasion, Rosie.

3 He is okay with severely injuring someone.

4 He gave Caillou cancer by taking him to Chernobyl and making him jump in radiation poison.

5 He killed Caillou's cat Gilbert when giving Caillou a 'non-violent' punishment day.

6 He thinks that he is a good person when he really isn't.

7 He assaulted Caillou for being grounded.

Assaulted for being grounded? Why?

8 He grounded his wife, Doris for not grounding Caillou.

9 He grounds Caillou for trivial reasons, for something he can't help and even nothing at all.

10 He grounded Caillou when he was first born just because he and Doris wanted to name him 'David' but Caillou wanted the name he has now.

He should have like the name Caillou

The Contenders

11 He shaved his hair and gets kicked in the balls

12 He grounds Caillou for incomprehensibly long periods of time

13 He's an animal abuser

14 He's sadistic

15 He’s Homophobic

16 He has serious anger issues

17 Boris Always Kicks Caillou Off Of His Bed

18 He grooms children

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